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Woketards Mismanaging Gender Reveal Party Fireworks Set Off California Wildfires


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2020 Sep 8, 11:46am   647 views  6 comments

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Now, that headline is supposed to be something from Babylon Bee, not reality.

(sigh) unfortunately, it is true.

The fire was started about 10:30 a.m. Saturday by a smoke-generating pyrotechnic device used at a gender reveal party in El Dorado Ranch Park, according to investigators.

Surveillance video of the incident apparently shows a person lighting the device as a couple and several children are walking nearby, CalFire investigator Capt. Bennet Milloy told CNN Monday.

After it ignites, the family is seen scrambling and grabbing water bottles to try to douse the growing fire. Everyone involved has cooperated with investigators, Milloy said.

Fire officials have not released the video, saying the investigation is ongoing.

The person who ignited the pyrotechnic could be charged with misdemeanors or felonies, depending on the level of recklessness.


What is worse, the CalfFire investigator had to say some woke bullshit -- probably out of fear of losing his job:

“It really is a tragedy, it’s sad. They were hoping to remember the day in a different way,” Milloy said, adding that over 80% of fires are caused by humans and that people must be more aware of their surroundings. “You need to be extra cautious because you could be liable.”


https://ktla.com/news/local-news/el-dorado-fire-sparked-during-gender-reveal-party-grows-to-nearly-10000-acres/

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1   Ceffer   2020 Sep 8, 11:48am  

Which of the 39 genders, or did they light off a flare for each one of them?
2   SunnyvaleCA   2020 Sep 8, 12:00pm  

In the not-too-distant past, a "gender reveal" party showed the sonogram results of the fetus. Now, I'm not sure what a "gender reveal" party would entail. In fact, even with sonogram results, who would actually know? Maybe it's more like a bar/bat mitzvah but the 13-year-old finally reveals his/her/its gender?
3   WookieMan   2020 Sep 8, 12:23pm  

Gender reveal parties are a huge kick to the nuts and vag of people that cannot have kids. The optics are pretty awful. It's like saying I don't worry about money in front of someone that is broke. Not that you should pander to everyone's issues, it's just a dick move. Never understood it either. Seems like a thing between spouses and grandparents and a passing comment (sans party) with friends about the sex of the child.
4   SunnyvaleCA   2020 Sep 8, 1:10pm  

WookieMan says
Gender reveal parties are a huge kick to the nuts and vag of people that cannot have kids. The optics are pretty awful. It's like saying I don't worry about money in front of someone that is broke. Not that you should pander to everyone's issues, it's just a dick move. Never understood it either. Seems like a thing between spouses and grandparents and a passing comment (sans party) with friends about the sex of the child.
When I was born, my parents tied blue balloons to the mailbox. That works for me!
5   Automan Empire   2020 Sep 8, 1:21pm  

My last GF was Mexican and I had to put my foot down and flat-out refuse to go to 90% of the weekend events staged by her extended family. At one point I lost my cool with her because she had scheduled us to go to some pre-Christmas family cookie making gathering which I moved heaven and earth off my calendar for, only to decide while out at dinner 15 minutes before, "Oh, let's just not go to that."

She claimed she understood, but literally days later she wanted me to split yet another weekend into two useless halves to attend a gender reveal party for a cousin and her boyfriend with no plans to marry. Thus began the end days of that relationship.
6   HeadSet   2020 Sep 8, 6:01pm  

When I was born, my parents tied blue balloons to the mailbox.

?? Was that to signal the mailman his kid has arrived?

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