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1   CBOEtrader   2020 Oct 20, 6:47pm  

Who hasn't done this?
2   WillPowers   2020 Oct 20, 7:11pm  

WATCH the HAND. Now you see it, now you don't.
3   Ceffer   2020 Oct 20, 7:13pm  

Do you want to pet the puppy? Here it is, just lean down!
4   MAGA   2020 Oct 20, 8:00pm  

CBOEtrader says
Who hasn't done this?


Not while I was using Zoom. Maybe he was thinking about Anderson Cooper. 🤪
5   rocketjoe79   2020 Oct 20, 11:55pm  

It's now officially #metoobin on Twitter.
6   Ceffer   2020 Oct 21, 12:33am  

Toobin: "What can I say? Fake news makes me hard."
8   Booger   2020 Oct 21, 3:44am  

Toobin getting ready for his next Zoom meeting:
10   Booger   2020 Oct 21, 3:56am  

Toobin wanted to sue over his suspension, but his lawyer said it wouldn't stand up in court.
11   Booger   2020 Oct 21, 3:57am  

CNN has asked Toobin to resign but he said he'd rather stick it out at CNN.
12   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Oct 21, 3:58am  

Stand up for Toobin!
13   MAGA   2020 Oct 21, 6:56am  

Booger says
Toobin wanted to sue over his suspension, but his lawyer said it wouldn't stand up in court.


I've got that problem as well. I guess it's old age.
14   zzyzzx   2020 Oct 21, 7:12am  

Technically a CNN commentator jerking off is the most accurate simulation of election night.
15   Ceffer   2020 Oct 21, 9:38am  

CNN on viagra means ten lies every five minutes instead of three lies.
16   rocketjoe79   2020 Oct 23, 9:24pm  

How does this move to PAge 3 so fast? It's hilarious.
17   Ceffer   2020 Oct 23, 10:21pm  

Toobin used the Green dodge, and promised to lower his emissions in future meetings.
19   Eric Holder   2020 Nov 11, 2:18pm  

What post in Biden's new admin will he get?
20   HeadSet   2020 Nov 11, 2:41pm  

Eric Holder says
What post in Biden's new admin will he get?


I dunno. Something with the Stimulus? Stroking the poll data? Pulling for Biden? Meat and Greet? Beating the opposition?
21   Ceffer   2020 Nov 11, 2:48pm  

HeadSet says
I dunno. Something with the Stimulus? Stroking the poll data? Pulling for Biden? Meat and Greet? Beating the opposition?

Creaming Trump with premature electionations?
22   Patrick   2020 Dec 15, 5:24pm  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9056527/CNN-employing-Jeffrey-Toobin-fired-New-Yorker-Zoom-masturbation.html

Journalist Lisa DePaulo reveals how 'pervy' Jeffrey Toobin, 60, told her he'd split from his wife and left her a voicemail detailing sex act he wanted to perform on her - as it's revealed CNN is STILL employing him
Journalist Lisa DePaulo told the New York Times he allegedly left a message on her voicemail detailing a sex act he planned to perform on her
She said the incident took place in 2003 when he invited her to celebrate New Year's Eve with him and said he was separated from his wife
Days later he allegedly called her and said he was back with his wife
CNN told the New York Times disgraced journalist Jeffrey Toobin, 60, remains in his role as its chief legal analyst but would not provide further comment
Sources suggested CNN's lack of reproach could be down to network president Jeff Zucker being a big fan of Toobin and believing in giving second chances
Toobin was on an 'election simulation' Zoom call in October with New Yorker colleagues when he allegedly pulled out his penis and masturbated
He was immediately suspended by the New Yorker pending an investigation before being fired last month
Toobin asked for a leave of absence from CNN at the time
Toobin has been plagued by numerous sex scandals over the years


Democrats get a free pass to commit whatever sex crimes they like.
23   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 2, 5:28am  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10264903/CNNs-Toobin-dragged-personal-life-tweet-warning-Supreme-Court-ax-Roe-V-Wade.html

Zoom masturbator and CNN star Jeffrey Toobin is slammed over tweet warning Supreme Court could ax Roe V Wade when he once tried to pressure his mistress into having termination
24   HeadSet   2021 Dec 2, 10:28am  

zzyzzx says
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10264903/CNNs-Toobin-dragged-personal-life-tweet-warning-Supreme-Court-ax-Roe-V-Wade.html

Zoom masturbator and CNN star Jeffrey Toobin is slammed over tweet warning Supreme Court could ax Roe V Wade when he once tried to pressure his mistress into having termination


A paternity test proved that Toobin was the father and a Manhattan Family Court judge ordered him to pay child support, which he only agreed to after Greenfield's lawyer threatened to expose the affair to his employers.

Odd, I thought a judge's order was not just a suggestion. People have had pay garnished or have even been arrested for non-payment of court ordered child support.
25   Ceffer   2021 Dec 2, 12:10pm  

Toobin was reinstated because nobody could argue with his pull.
26   Patrick   2021 Dec 2, 10:04pm  

Lol.
27   AmericanKulak   2021 Dec 2, 10:44pm  

Patrick says
Toobin was on an 'election simulation' Zoom call in October with New Yorker colleagues when he allegedly pulled out his penis and masturbated


Maybe he misheard the term "Election"
29   Ceffer   2021 Dec 16, 7:49pm  

AmericanKulak says
Maybe he misheard the term "Election"

Musta spent too much time with the CCP taking bribes.
30   Patrick   2021 Dec 16, 10:37pm  

Lol!
31   Patrick   2021 Dec 18, 9:14pm  

https://newspunch.com/another-senior-cnn-producer-arrested-for-raping-children-media-blackout/?source=patrick.net


Rick Saleeby, the staffer in question, is a producer on “The Lead with Jake Tapper.” Project Veritas released his name on Friday night after ensuring that the family involved in the pedophilia scandal was safe.

This is the second CNN producer in the space of a few days that has been ousted as a pedophile and arrested for raping children. Last Friday, 44-year-old John Griffin, a CNN producer who worked with Chris Cuomo was charged for ‘sickening’ child rape crimes.
33   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2021 Dec 28, 10:50am  

Patrick says
Jake Tapper.
There is something wrong with Tapper - alcoholism, mental illness, or both. You can tell by looking at him. Bad rug in this shot.



35   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 10:45am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
There is something wrong with Tapper - alcoholism, mental illness, or both. You can tell by looking at him. Bad rug in this shot.

They cut off his adrenochrome/martini speed balls during make up?

Remember the Batman movie where Joker poisoned all the makeup and they went on-air without makeup? At CNN, it's probably just budget cuts and threats of tribunals. MKUltra meds must be in short supply to give them that perky, cocaine fueled zip.

36   zzyzzx   2022 Mar 15, 11:50am  

This video somehow seems appropriate to post here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0y0oLnYdlY&source=patrick.net
37   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 15, 11:53am  

Ceffer says

Remember the Batman movie where Joker poisoned all the makeup and they went on-air without makeup?


That was the last Batman movie I watched. And that Batman was a hero due to his equipment, not exposed to radiation or magic spells.

I prefer Chuck Norris to Superheroes... you can train and improve as an ordinary mortal, no adolescent all-powerful superpower fantasies. Esp. for grown ass men, it's retarded.
38   Ceffer   2022 Mar 15, 12:01pm  

The new normal. Work at home employees in pajamas and flip flops. Exhausted by masturbation by noon, drunk by 3 PM. That's what happens when you don't have direct recognizance by fat, vicious, purple haired lesbians on the perma-rag from human resources at the traditional office setting.
39   Misc   2022 Mar 15, 8:31pm  

Any bets if he will do it again?

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