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CNN Claims Russians Hacked Zoom and CGI'd Fake Penis And Nude Shots Of 'Innocent' Toobin!


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2020 Oct 21, 11:11am   818 views  23 comments

by Ceffer   ➕follow (6)   💰tip ($0.24 in tips)  

Toobin did nothing wrong and has been framed by Trump's Russian allies in intelligence!
"I never fwapped that Zoom session! I rely on my personal integrity and the integrity of CNN to be the fully exonerated victim of another Orange Man plot!"

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1   Rin   2020 Oct 21, 12:26pm  

Still, wasn't he jacking off at home?

How's that an issue, aside from the fact that he doesn't have his webcam taped up, like I do, after any Zoom or Skype session.
2   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Oct 21, 12:29pm  

The CNN close-up shots seem to tell a different tale.

3   Tenpoundbass   2020 Oct 21, 12:35pm  

Rin says
Still, wasn't he jacking off at home?

How's that an issue


Nothing is wrong with it, but owning up to it, would expose him to indecency laws, and he would be admitting that he jerks off to the face of coworkers during his Zoom calls.

The news keeps talking about him jerking off, but who was his jerk off inspiration?
4   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Oct 21, 12:40pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Rin says
Still, wasn't he jacking off at home?

How's that an issue


Nothing is wrong with it, but owning up to it, would expose him to indecency laws, and he would be admitting that he jerks off to the face of coworkers during his Zoom calls.

The news keeps talking about him jerking off, but who was his jerk off inspiration?


5   Rin   2020 Oct 21, 12:47pm  

Some advice from Rin Wah Law ...



Problem solved.
6   Eric Holder   2020 Oct 21, 12:52pm  

Rin says
Still, wasn't he jacking off at home?

How's that an issue


The jacking off is not an issue. Broadcasting it during a work meeting certainly is.
7   Rin   2020 Oct 21, 12:55pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Tenpoundbass says
Rin says
Still, wasn't he jacking off at home?

How's that an issue


Nothing is wrong with it, but owning up to it, would expose him to indecency laws, and he would be admitting that he jerks off to the face of coworkers during his Zoom calls.

The news keeps talking about him jerking off, but who was his jerk off inspiration?




This is lame. If men simply got a RealDoll, none of this would be an issue.



Trust me, you'll never get a stiff, over a land whale, after the RD experience!
8   Ceffer   2020 Oct 21, 1:11pm  

Yes, jerking off to Zoom pictures of New Yorker staff is a bizarre variant of paraphilia. I would think a melted cheese taco would be more arousing.

Mug shots of the Portland rioters is probably worth a twofer.
9   MAGA   2020 Oct 21, 1:20pm  

The Russians did it? That makes perfect sense.
10   MAGA   2020 Oct 21, 1:21pm  

Rin says
Trust me, you'll never get a stiff, over a land whale, after the RD experience!



Nicely shaved.
11   Rin   2020 Oct 21, 1:24pm  

MAGA says
The Russians did it?


Just like back in childhood, when it was Soviet this and Soviet that.

The more things change ...
12   richwicks   2020 Oct 21, 5:40pm  

In reference to Ceffer:

Look, the guy was just jerking off during what is basically a phone call. It's not like he was in an office, whipped out his dick and started beating off.

Unprofessional behavior, certainly shows a lack of respect for his job and his responsibilities, but he shouldn't get fired over exposing himself. I'm sure there's plenty of much better reasons to fire him, but not over this.
13   Patrick   2020 Oct 21, 6:08pm  

I also think this is all pretty much irrelevant to everything.

Unless the TDS crowd actually does mass hallucinate that RUSSIA! did it.

Then it matters, because we need those people to be formally diagnosed with the mental illness they obviously have, and treated.
14   RWSGFY   2020 Oct 21, 6:08pm  

richwicks says
Look, the guy was just jerking off during what is basically a phone call.


Undecent exposure is a visual offence. Can't do it on the phone.
15   richwicks   2020 Oct 21, 6:38pm  

FuckCCP89 says
richwicks says
Look, the guy was just jerking off during what is basically a phone call.


Undecent exposure is a visual offence. Can't do it on the phone.


My point is, that this guy couldn't have intentionally done this. He just demonstrated his stupidity. It's like when our CEO at a company opened up a well known email from a "secret admirer" that infected his computer, and the entire network. He just showed his incompetence with technology.

If, and I never would, but IF I were to decide to beat off during a meeting, you can be damned certain I wouldn't be caught. I'd place tape on the camera, wouldn't even let the phone camera point at me anyhow, and I would short the microphone and verify I could not be heard.

This guy was stupid, not a flasher or exhibitionist intentionally exposing himself - at least in this case. He's on national news now talking about how he was jerking off. It's got to be humiliating.
16   richwicks   2020 Oct 21, 7:01pm  

Rin says
MAGA says
The Russians did it?


Just like back in childhood, when it was Soviet this and Soviet that.

The more things change ...


The difference is, back then, the Russians ACTUALLY did a lot of the things the US accused them of.

What destroyed the Soviet Union was just telling the Russian population the truth about their government. That's what will destroy our government. Russia just needs to tell the truth to humiliate our government.

Basically, we've swapped places in propaganda.
18   Eric Holder   2020 Oct 21, 9:56pm  

richwicks says

The difference is, back then, the Russians ACTUALLY did a lot of the things the US accused them of.


It's not like they don't do shit now. Violate treaties - check. Invade neighboring countries and annex territories - check. Spy, poison, assasinate - check, check, check. And why would anything be different with the same people in power and all... Just like China they duped naive US into thinking they changed but all they did is take advantage of free trade and access to Western IP.
19   just_passing_through   2020 Oct 21, 10:04pm  

Eric Holder says
It's not like they don't do shit now. Violate treaties - check. Invade neighboring countries and annex territories - check. Spy, poison, assasinate - check, check, check. And why would anything be different with the same people in power and all... Just like China they duped naive US into thinking they changed but all they did is take advantage of free trade and access to Western IP.


Funny thing is they may be a great 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' right now if we can get past all the demonrat BS about them stealing the last election. For now India is representing us in discussions about how to kill off China. So we're all on the same team at the moment with respect to that, despite appearances.

I really don't have a problem with them taking back Crimea. Either do the people who live there. It's been Russian since Catherine the Great excluding a donation they made while part of the Soviet Union. Donboss or however it's spelled I'm not so sure about. But this shit is partly Obama's mess. Mostly Obama's mess.

I can't think of any Russians I worked with who weren't cool as shit either. Granted, a lot of them were Jew's that escaped but not all of em.
20   zzyzzx   2020 Oct 22, 6:09am  

Toobin getting ready for his next Zoom meeting:
23   zzyzzx   2020 Oct 22, 6:10am  

Toobin wanted to sue over his suspension, but his lawyer said it wouldn't stand up in court.

CNN has asked Toobin to resign but he said he'd rather stick it out at CNN.

Technically a CNN commentator jerking off is the most accurate simulation of election night.

CNN on viagra means ten lies every five minutes instead of three lies.

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