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Awgh, no man... 6PM Pacific Time at the latest... But I'll also be following along here so I can be sure to learn how Guam went.

About 9am

I’ll load my rifle up and be ready to defend my property from hordes of crazy rioters.

Will there be titties?

HIGH NOON PST - I will buy some Scotch
3PM PST - My ass will be on the couch. Babysitter on duty.
7PM PST - Either way, I'll be Drunk as a Skunk

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Keep an eye on Florida panhandle (in central time zone) as far as turnout, especially Republican vs Democrat and also any type of exit polls in regards to independent voter choices. If less than about 63% of independents in the Florida panhandle voted for Trump then Trump losses Florida.

I think around 9:30 pm (Central Time) that the panhandle should start reporting results and most of them should be reported by 11 pm.


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Trump has a huge advantage of almost 50k going into Election Day from Cubans in Miami Dade over 2016.

And there's enough Republicans in the County to prevent any "Snipe-ing" there

Note: This is after the biggest "Vote by Mail" campaign in American History

No TV for me, but I'll be checking here and various other sites.

Scott Adams usually has good insights.

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays

Scott Adams lives in Pleasanton?

This meme will be desperately needed today. Please store in a cool, dry place:

Ceffer says

Scott Adams lives in Pleasanton?

It's a known fact.

West of 680, I suspect. It's where all the mansions with horses and shit.

NoCoupForYou says

This meme

Oh, to become a meme... Maybe if you don't have kids that's the best way to go.

FuckCCP89 says

It's a known fact.

West of 680, I suspect. It's where all the mansions with horses and shit.

Ah... When I saw his videos I always thought he was somewhere in 'the real bay area'.

NoCoupForYou says

This meme will be desperately needed today. Please store in a cool, dry place:

Done. https://patrick.net/post/1335852/?c=1708852

I don’t know if I can watch the idiot talking heads.

I'll keep the sound off and just watch the data boards.

rocketjoe79 says

I'll keep the sound off and just watch the data boards.

I'm keeping an eye on Bay County, Florida which is home of Panama City Beach (and rest of panhandle of Florida). Trump won 71% of the vote in 2016 in that county which is about 76% white (non hispanic) and he won about 78% of the independent voters. He won 62,000 votes total there.

If he wins at least 70% of the votes again and at least 64,000 votes, then that is a good indicator for Trump's campaign.

Also pay attention to Brevard and Citrus counties (https://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president/florida/).

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Odd how it is nearly 4PM Eastern and nobody has any running vote tallies. "0% Reporting" is all you get from politico and the major networks.

Yes, why is that?

Even https://thedonald.win/p/11PoxEHfIz/-the-donald-2020-united-states-p/ does not lead to actual numbers.

HeadSet says

Odd how it is nearly 4PM Eastern and nobody has any running vote tallies. "0% Reporting" is all you get from politico and the major networks.

They don't want to tally the vote or at least report it. It's bad. If the polls are open still on the west coast and it looks like a Dem shit show on the East, there won't be much motivation for late in the day voters.

They want people to still think their vote matters. We're going to have another flood of "get rid of the electoral college" after this one. I'm hoping Trump can get the popular and squash that nonsense.

Florida has rolling tallies, most counties report periodically

Trump up ~150k, almost one full point.

https://joeisdone.github.io/florida/

NC as predicted is going solidly for Trump, 300k+ margin in raw votes, 2.7% up.

I don't recall seeing the map start to light up until 6PM Pacific 4 years ago. That's when I started teasing the ladies dressed in pant suits at work that Trump was going to win fully expecting that not to be the case.

Criers and dagger eyes the next day, doh!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-campaign-white-house-without-florida-pennsylvania

Voting for bond measures. (Mildly NSFW images)

?t=31

Edit, it keeps parsing the start time out of the URL so skip to 0:30

HeadSet says

Odd how it is nearly 4PM Eastern and nobody has any running vote tallies. "0% Reporting" is all you get from politico and the major networks.

They are going to steal the election. We're not going to know until at least next week who "won".

MSM will be busy trying to convince the country that they voted for the corpse and Kamala Harris, at some point they will be declared the winner. Late mail in ballots will continue to be counted, they will be contested by Trump. Supreme Court is where this ends up in.

Unless Trump really has won by a landslide, and by that, I mean like 70% to 30%.