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Trump Pardons Hans Gruber On 32nd Anniversary Of Nakatomi Plaza Incident


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2020 Dec 24, 11:18pm   488 views  6 comments

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President Trump today announced that he was posthumously pardoning his long-time friend Hans Gruber over the 1988 Nakatomi Plaza incident.

Today marks the 32nd anniversary of the incident, in which it saw a 6-hour hostage situation allegedly led by Gruber, which saw the building engulfed in gunfire and explosions for the duration. At least ten people died in the incident, including Gruber who reportedly fell from the 30th floor.

Trump has allegedly long-held the belief that Gruber wasn’t completely to blame for the indecent, and has apparently stated in private that he believes there “were good people on both sides”. Today’s pardon clearly furthers that theory.


https://www.american-buffoon.com/2020/12/24/trump-pardons-hans-gruber-on-32nd-anniversary-of-nakatomi-plaza-incident/?fbclid=IwAR0MqEH7FPKrIL5do0MmDi1d03bACJllcH-mFzFWq1h_ul0qhgE_cW-zrrQ

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1   Ceffer   2020 Dec 25, 1:46am  

Hans wiped out a couple of helicopters full of FBI agents, which made him a modern American hero. He deserves his pardon.
2   Onvacation   2020 Dec 25, 7:48am  

Ceffer says
He deserves his pardon.

He pardons this obvious criminal mastermind but let's Assange linger.
3   HeadSet   2020 Dec 25, 7:58am  

Onvacation says
Ceffer says
He deserves his pardon.

He pardons this obvious criminal mastermind but let's Assange linger.


You know the article is a joke, right? Hans Gruber is the villain from the first "Die Hard" movie.
4   Onvacation   2020 Dec 25, 8:07am  

HeadSet says

You know the article is a joke, right? Hans Gruber is the villain from the first "Die Hard" movie.

No, I'm pretty sure they had to send Bruce Willis in to save the day. I understand much of the enmity between Willis and Trump started when they were boning the same playmate.

You can't make this stuff up.
5   Ceffer   2020 Dec 25, 10:04am  

Hans was an early adopter of the "FBI are just competing terrorists" theme. Now, FBI is dedicated to the dissolution of the Republic and the Constitution so they can become proper Stasi.
6   theoakman   2020 Dec 26, 6:55am  

Peter Strzok and James Comey were just rookies when Special agents Johnson and Johnson were running things

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