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https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-charged-with-questioning-election-results-while-not-being-a-democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election results while not being a Democrat.

"The sacred words penned in our Constitution, which I have so much reverence for, make it clear that only Democrats are allowed to question election results," said Smith to reporters. "Trump brazenly questioned an election even though his name isn't Hillary and he didn't even have a fake Russian dossier to prove his case. This is a dark and dangerous day for our democracy. Hehe, alliteration."

"We must be clear: no one who is a Republican is above the law."

The former President has also been charged with 5 other counts, including:

Removing a USB drive without ejecting it first
Going to McDonald's and getting a cup for water but filling it with Sprite
Wearing a National Park Junior Ranger badge without finishing the activity booklet
Pressing the 'credit' button on a card reader even though he was using a debit card
Clicking the box saying he had read the Terms Of Service when he really just scrolled through it
High treason against the media
At publishing time, Trump had pleaded "not guilty" on all charges on the grounds that he is actually a Democrat.

https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/1687822492793012225

https://twitter.com/vancemurphy/status/1687618437395427332

https://slaynews.com/news/alan-dershowitz-issues-warning-looks-like-banana-republic-land/

Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz said Friday the prosecution of former President Donald Trump “looks like banana republic land” following a NYT report that claimed President Joe Biden pressed for Trump’s indictment.

Alan said: “President Biden urged his attorney general to indict the man who he knew was going to be the leading opponent if against him.

“That begins to look like banana republic land. That’s what happens when people in power are afraid of the democratic process.

“What they do is they seek the indictment and prosecution of the people who are running against them.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/watch-24-straight-minutes-democrats-denying-election-results/

WATCH: 24 Straight Minutes of Democrats Denying Election Results – Will Joe Biden, Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith Hold These Democrats Accountable?

Just think, that kid could be a future PM of Canada.

I should be glad that Roseanne left the democratic plantation, but then I feel a little conflicted. She voted and advocated for this shit, and now that it's here, she doesn't like it?

It sounds like the 60's stereotype of middle class women. "Put the couch there. No, that's terrible - move it over there. Oh, wait, that's even worse - put it over there. OK, why don't you put it back where it originally was."

stereotomy says

I should be glad that Roseanne left the democratic plantation, but then I feel a little conflicted. She voted and advocated for this shit, and now that it's here, she doesn't like it?

Look, you'd have considered me "on the left" in 1995 and really my position hasn't changed. I don't CARE about gay marriage, I don't care if two men or women are having sex, I don't think school prayer should be in public schools, I don't think creationism should be taught in public schools, I didn't think Operation Desert Storm was justified, I didn't care that Bill Clinton got a blowjob although Lewinsky was a bit young for him, but legal.

I haven't changed a bit. I don't think elementary school teachers should be talking about sex AT ALL in school, much less pushing tranny and gay bullshit. I don't think the last 7 wars we've had in the last 2 decades were justifiable. I think Ukraine is bound to lose the war, and the best thing to do is negotiate a settlement, the longer we prevent that, the more people die.

I haven't changed, the PARTY has. Nothing the democrats claimed they cared about, 25 years ago, do they care about.

Roe versus Wade has been over-turned, and and look, nobody cares. I don't think Rosanne Barr has changed much, IF at all.

I used to think, very stupidly I admit, that the Democrats were "anti-war" - they aren't. They're completely unprincipled scum. Both parties are. They always play dumb. I'll never forget when George W. Bush said something along the lines of "A Neocon? What's that? I have never heard of it". I remember when the word "Neocon" was called a conspiracy theory. They run the democratic party now, Bill Kristol is a democrat now!! Seriously:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Kristol

stereotomy says

I should be glad that Roseanne left the democratic plantation, but then I feel a little conflicted. She voted and advocated for this shit, and now that it's here, she doesn't like it?

When Roseanne was a democrat in the 90s, at least some of democrats were still talking about factory closures, small farms getting wiped out, etc. and it was the Republicans who were all "Trade Deficits are good! I have a trade deficit with my dentist all the time, I give him money for tooth filings but I haven't sold him any propane from my propane and propane accessories store, it doesn't matter! Wanting to make things inside the US is kind of like North Korean Autarky! Besides, we're going to keep all the high tech jobs and only export the low value added stuff like making socks and plastic hangers!"

https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/guide-understanding-hoax-century-thirteen-ways-looking-disinformation

So the problem of disinformation is also a problem of democracy itself—specifically, that there’s too much of it. To save liberal democracy, the experts prescribed two critical steps: America must become less free and less democratic. This necessary evolution will mean shutting out the voices of certain rabble-rousers in the online crowd who have forfeited the privilege of speaking freely. It will require following the wisdom of disinformation experts and outgrowing our parochial attachment to the Bill of Rights. This view may be jarring to people who are still attached to the American heritage of liberty and self-government, but it has become the official policy of the country’s ruling party and much of the American intelligentsia.

https://notthebee.com/article/dc-jury-finds-5-pro-lifers-guilty-of-face-act-violation-for-protesting-at-late-term-abortion-center

Five pro-lifers immediately jailed after being found guilty of FACE Act violation for protesting at late-term abortion center, now face 11 years in prison...

Lauren Handy, Will Goodman, John Hinshaw, Heather Idoni, and Herb Geraghty, were all part of a group of rescuers who peacefully protested against the murder of children at a DC abortion mill in October 2020 and have now been found guilty of a crime for standing for life. ...

Remind me again, how many of the people who firebombed pro-life pregnancy centers have been charged and arrested?
These rescuers were arrested at a facility that has been exposed by LiveAction in an undercover video stating that born-alive babies were allowed to die. This same clinic was also the place where 115 baby corpses were recovered, including very late-term babies, 20-40 weeks gestation, in March of 2022.

Not exactly the nicest folks out there. ...

If you protest the murder of unborn children, Democrats throw you in jail.

If you riot and burn a city to the ground, Democrats pay you for your trouble.

Where is justice?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/youtube-demonetizes-channel-video-democrats-challenging-election-results/

YouTube Demonetizes Channel Over Video of Democrats Challenging Election Results

YouTube has demonitized a channel over a video for the crime of making Democrats look like raging hypocrites.

A journalist named Matt Orfalea, who works with Matt Taibbi, created the video which intersperses clips of Trump questioning election results with Democrats doing the exact same thing.

Someone at YouTube clearly thought this was a problem and yanked the monetization for the entire channel. ...

So what kind of video could spur YouTube’s censors to declare Matt Orfeala, or “orf,” a single independent video journalist a “violent criminal organization”?

One that pushes back against the totalitarian left’s current narrative that Trump is the only person to have ever challenged states’ slates of electors, of course.

We can’t have Trump’s jurors seeing this!

YouTube is telling people that they can make money only through some political speech — political speech that serves the Democrat Establishment and Tech Oligarchy.

The tech censorship never ends. ...

https://www.racket.news/p/youtube-hits-orf-again-as-censorship




As you will see if you click now, the above video, as I argued to Google, could not possibly be violative of any “misinformation” guideline, as it was comprised entirely of “real, un-altered clips of public figures making public comments.”

https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1676792059267788802



It's not news though. It was very public when Zuckerberg first said it. I remember well how it seemed like someone "had a chat" with him and then he turned 180 degrees and demanded every employee submit to the death jab.

https://slaynews.com/news/biden-admits-reporters-mask-just-show-dont-tell-them/

Democrat President Joe Biden suggested to reporters that his 2024 election mask is just for show when he walked into a press conference without wearing the face covering.

As he approached the presidential lectern during a press conference, Biden was carrying the mask in his hand.

He then told reporters in the room not to “tell them I didn’t have it on” before placing the muzzle on his face to begin the press briefing.

“Let me explain to the press, I’ve been tested again today,” Biden said Wednesday.

“I’m clear across the board, but they keep telling me – because this has to be 10 days or something – I gotta keep wearing it [the mask].

“But don’t tell them I didn’t have it on when I walked in,” he added, prompting laughter among the corporate media hacks in attendance.

However, despite Biden’s insistence that he didn’t need it, he put on the mask to begin the press briefing to ensure the American people saw him wearing it.

Has video.