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It's a good thing it wasn't a man, he would have been trans gendered against his will! Never can tell what's lurking in one of those things!

I was about to make a sexist comment about fish but I stopped myself.

Onvacation says

but I stopped myself

Oh go ahead!

When she sat down, she immediately felt something bite her butt?

Sounds like one of those YouTube videos with the guy with annoying voice over.
Woman goes to Outhouse, and what happened next.
All it was missing was.
"But it was her brother who got the last laugh..."

I think it's just Yahoo buying clickbait videos repurposed for news.

"Oh never mind me, I'm just a huge fucking bear in the water closet"

you didn't notice until you sat down and it bit you in the butt?
Anyone here ever used an outhouse, you would know how preposterous this story was. As the bear couldn't have ripped the back out exposing her butt at the time she sat down.
Not without risking falling into a 12 foot pit of shit and piss. So the bear would have had to have been already in the outhouse.

It was a bear who just didn't want to shit in the woods any more. There goes one saying down the drain.

Fucking assault bears!!!

I’d like to know how the bear got into the shit hole! Must have been a pretty small bear, scavenging for old poo.

Ceffer says

It was a bear who just didn't want to shit in the woods any more. There goes one saying down the drain.

Nah, probably just ran out of Charmin.