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Disney Financial Pinch: A Wake Up from Wokeness. What's Wrong with this picture?

By MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou follow MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou   2021 May 2, 10:52am 297 views   21 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


Or rather, what's right? Promo for "Star Wars Day".

1   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 May 2, 10:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I may have missed the latest but I don't remember either of those two chicks with sabers.
2   RC2006   ignore (2)   2021 May 2, 11:03am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

just_passing_through says
I may have missed the latest but I don't remember either of those two chicks with sabers.


Cartoons and tv series
5   MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou   ignore (0)   2021 May 2, 11:10am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

ThreeBays says
I don't get it. Can you tell us what triggered you?


You mean, what made me happy?

I notice quite a few missing characters...no Mary Sue or Admiral Cleverwoman Gender Studies. It's almost like Kathleen Kennedy and the Lucasfilm Story Group never existed.
6   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 May 2, 11:19am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Almost, but I won't forget that.
7   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ignore (7)   2021 May 2, 3:23pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
ThreeBays says
I don't get it. Can you tell us what triggered you?


You mean, what made me happy?

I notice quite a few missing characters...no Mary Sue or Admiral Cleverwoman Gender Studies. It's almost like Kathleen Kennedy and the Lucasfilm Story Group never existed.


At a minimum Rey, Fin, Kylo Ren, and the little orange ball droid should be on the poster as they were prominent in the last trilogy, but they are not.

I suspect Disney will try to reboot the final trilogy, closer to the novels, but they’re gonna have a real hard time doing that after including Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Vader, Emperor, and Lando in this last trilogy.

Disney fucked up hugely in the stupid pursuit of wokeness.
8   richwicks   ignore (4)   2021 May 2, 5:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
ThreeBays says
I don't get it. Can you tell us what triggered you?


You mean, what made me happy?

I notice quite a few missing characters...no Mary Sue or Admiral Cleverwoman Gender Studies. It's almost like Kathleen Kennedy and the Lucasfilm Story Group never existed.


At a minimum Rey, Fin, Kylo Ren, and the little orange ball droid should be on the poster as they were prominent in the last trilogy, but they are not.

I suspect Disney will try to reboot the final trilogy, closer to the novels, but they’re gonna have a real hard time doing that after including Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Vader, Emperor, and Lando in this last trilogy.


You are actually correct. I figured that image you posted could literally be from anywhere so I traced it's source down to:

https://www.starwars.com/star-wars-day

I don't think they are acknowledging ANY of the last 3 films. Very interesting.

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
Disney fucked up hugely in the stupid pursuit of wokeness.


No, they had to be paid off to do this. They can't be this stupid, and NOBODY in Hollyweird broke ranks - right? Hollywierd has always been at some level propaganda. They may just push agendas to create news headlines to keep the population distracted. After all, they really are the circus in the bread here. The purpose of commercial "entertainment" is to waste people's time and to miss-educate them.
9   PeopleUnited   ignore (1)   2021 May 2, 7:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Poster is still woke, only two holding lightsabers are non male non human. Luke even looks like he is getting dolled up for his coming out party.
10   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 May 2, 7:58pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
to keep the population distracted.


Next in the circuses lineup: UFOs!
11   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 May 2, 7:58pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Luke looks gay. I don't remember Luke ever looking gay.
12   EBGuy   ignore (1)   2021 May 3, 12:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Well... the May the 4th Trailer on the Star Wars website does have a cameo from Cara Dune.
13   richwicks   ignore (4)   2021 May 3, 2:38am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

just_passing_through says
Luke looks gay. I don't remember Luke ever looking gay.


Oh yeah? Go watch The Star Wars Holiday Special. Here, go see for yourself:

https://youtu.be/6hH8rxarVG8?t=737

I forwarded it to the part where Luke is seen because this really isn't a fun thing to watch, even with irony.

I remember seeing that when I think I was 7 (oh it was awful too, even at that age!), and since it WAS "Star Wars" the entire family was watching it, and when Luke showed up, At least me and another one of my siblings started laughing and saying he looked like a girl. Apparently he had just been in his car(motorcycle?) accident that damaged his face and he was in a tremendous amount of makeup.
14   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2021 May 3, 6:09am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Damn, I didn't see that. Yeah, that eye liner looks gay.
15   WookieMan   ignore (7)   2021 May 3, 7:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Chewbaca needs a more prominent role in the image. We all know Wookies are the best ;) And we know he's not woke as we have no fucking clue what he's saying.
16   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 May 6, 9:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

https://notthebee.com/article/disneylands-revamped-snow-white-ride-criticized-for-retaining-non-consensual-kiss-because-snow-white-would-totally-want-to-stay-under-an-evil-spell-instead

So now Prince Charming's kiss of Snow White is being cancelled because she was asleep?

I guess Snow White will have to sleep forever, the eternal childless death of a militant feminist.


17   FuckCCP89   ignore (5)   2021 May 6, 9:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

WookieMan says
Chewbaca needs a more prominent role in the image. We all know Wookies are the best ;) And we know he's not woke as we have no fucking clue what he's saying.


18   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 May 6, 12:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I love it.

And women with a sense of humor will be fine with that tit-grab joke.

Bitter spinster cat-ladies will not, because no one will ever grab their tits again.
20   GreaterNYCDude   ignore (0)   2021 May 6, 1:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

For I second I thought the blue light Saber was supposed to represent Hans Solos epic schlong... its pointing right at his crotch. Perverts.
21   ThatGuy   ignore (0)   2021 May 6, 10:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
I figured that image you posted could literally be from anywhere so I traced it's source down to:

https://www.starwars.com/star-wars-day


Wow. what a terrible website. why even make it?

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