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by Patrick   $0.28 total tips   💰tip   follow   2021 May 19, 9:49pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/so-woke--so-broke--snl-ratings-implode-to-lowest-ever

So Woke ... So Broke ... SNL Ratings Implode to Lowest EVER

Holly Ash

May 18th, 2021 9:51 am
Not looking good!

The formerly genius comedy show turned cringe-level 1,000 woke propaganda outlet known as SNL is continuing its nosedive into complete irrelevance.

“Saturday Night Live” Craters to Lowest Ratings Ever with 3.5 Million


And here are some more examples:

https://notthebee.com/category/woke-broke

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44   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 May 29, 8:46am  

AmericanKulak says

What shennanigans can we do for Pride Month?


straight pride month!!!

- can make babies
- it worked for 1000s of years
- no butt stuff
45   AmericanKulak   2022 May 29, 10:04am  

Patrick says
Demand the recognition of "Furry" as a gender.





This is great.

LGBTQ+ means nothing unless it recognizes Furries and Dragonkin as sexualities.
47   Patrick   2022 May 29, 12:31pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
no butt stuff


Apparently anal sex is damaging to women as well. The woman who shot up YouTube, Nasime Najafi Aghdam, had that as one of her complaints, how no one talks about the damage that anal sex does to women.

She was clearly insane, but she may have been correct about that particular complaint.
50   RC2006   2022 May 29, 6:22pm  

mell says

AmericanKulak says



Wtf


Is that real, it looks unnatural like this.



51   richwicks   2022 May 29, 6:35pm  

mell says

AmericanKulak says



Wtf

I can't help but think that if she falls over, it would do physical damage to the floor, possibly even collapse it.

What sort of annoys me, is this woman doesn't drink anything that contains electrolytes in it. That's for aerobic activity.
53   HeadSet   2022 May 30, 9:40am  

richwicks says
this woman doesn't drink anything that contains electrolytes in it

Beer has electrolytes....
54   mell   2022 May 30, 9:45am  

Anything that has sodium, potassium or chloride has electrolytes. Best hydration though is still 1/3 apple juice, splash of lemon juice and rest good Ole H2O.
55   Ceffer   2022 May 30, 10:21am  

She has a restraining order from exercising within five miles of a fault line.
56   AmericanKulak   2022 Jun 6, 7:11pm  

Down 41% after lifting a ban on close shareholders and executives from selling.

57   Patrick   2022 Jun 21, 10:43pm  

https://slaynews.com/news/get-woke-go-broke-kelloggs-breaking-up-falling-sales/


Kellogg’s, the maker of Frosted Flakes and Rice Krispies, will split into three companies focused on cereals, snacks, and plant-based foods.

The Kellogg Company, one of the original perpetrators of “woke capitalism,” made the surprise announcement on Tuesday following years of falling sales. ...

The company has been investing in far-left causes for several years now, according to Breitbart.

As Breitbart News reported in 2017:

Every time an American family picks up a box of Kellogg’s cereal at the grocery store, it is contributing to the wealthy radical leftwing foundation that agitates for open borders, supports George Soros’s Open Society Insitute, and pushes a host of leftwing causes.

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

According to its 2016 tax filing, the Kellogg Foundation’s trust owns approximately $5.2 billion of stock in the company, about 20 percent of the company’s equity.

The other large holders are mostly passive investors such as mutual funds and their ownership is a fraction of the foundation’s.

That means that the foundation effectively controls the famous cereal company.

Back in 2016, the Kellogg Company called for a blacklist of Breitbart, saying that the news organization did not reflect its values.

This prompted a #dumpkellogg’s boycott in response that AdWeek described as inflicting huge damage to the company’s reputation.
58   AmericanKulak   2022 Jun 21, 11:15pm  

Patrick says

The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

Kellogg was one of the first SJWs and Crank Diet people, pushing high carb "low diets" as a solution for everything.
59   Patrick   2022 Jun 29, 10:35am  



To be fair, everything is down. But still.
60   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Jun 29, 12:28pm  

wokeflix
disney

definitely great examples. disney is hell bent on social activism, so they are likely to keep being assholes as long as enough people show up at their overpriced theme parks
63   Shaman   2022 Jul 20, 1:08pm  

AmericanKulak says

Patrick says


The W.K. Kellogg Foundation is the largest shareholder of the Kellogg Company.

Kellogg was one of the first SJWs and Crank Diet people, pushing high carb "low diets" as a solution for everything.


True, and in a bizarre twist, Kellogg made his cereals as bland as possible in a belief that young people would think impure thoughts if excessively stimulated by their senses. Truly a weirdo.
64   Patrick   2022 Jul 25, 5:04pm  

https://slaynews.com/news/australian-rugby-players-revolt-threaten-to-boycott-match-after-being-told-to-wear-gay-pride-jersey/


Australian Rugby Players Revolt, Threaten to Boycott Match after Team Told to Wear Gay Pride Jersey
66   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 27, 10:22am  

What's funny is that 90% of Mexicans don't give a shit, outside of the occasional Lib Arts Major who doesn't speak Spanish fluently, just a few phrases learned from Grandma.

It's all Millie Lib Arts Permateens who care.
67   Patrick   2022 Jul 30, 5:37pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-woke-changes-coming-to-grand-theft-auto


Just when you thought the woke monster couldn't add another victim, it took down one of its most surprising targets yet: the Grand Theft Auto franchise. How, exactly, does a game that already mines the depths of human depravity turn itself woke? Here are 11 woke changes coming with the release of Grand Theft Auto 6:

1. You must pick pronouns during character creation: No one starts unleashing violence and mayhem on the city without first announcing if it's her, him, or xem in the car.

2. Police won't chase you if you're a black character: If you go inside a building, they will also give you an hour before they try to enter.

3. Players will have a carbon footprint score in addition to a health meter: Driving around will decrease your score, but you can run over people to eliminate their carbon footprint and make up for it.

4. If you burn down a building, the city builds a statue in your honor: And you torch an entire neighborhood, you get the city named after you.

5. You immediately get a 5-star wanted level if you misgender an NPC: How dare you!! You're supposed to shoot them in the face!

6. There will be side missions where you deliver puberty blockers to kids: Now you are on the right side of history.

7. If the police do catch you, Kamala Harris will bail you out: Well, assuming you were burning down a poor neighborhood.

8. Stealing less than $999 is no longer a crime: Add up your loot carefully.

9. Bump stocks are no longer available on guns: Game designers are confident this is the key to reducing the body count.

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

11. You beat the game by ridding yourself of privilege: Best we can tell this means you just run over the white people.
68   Patrick   2022 Jul 31, 4:12pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/the-cleveland-indians-bowed-to-the-woke-mob-and-renamed-themselves-the-guardians-and-now-nobody-wants-to-go-to-their-games-anymore-


The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the "Guardians" and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore

As a result of years of pressure from activist groups, several years ago, the Cleveland baseball franchise announced they would soon be changing the team's name. ...

Well, if the numbers are to be believed, it's possible that fans might not have taken kindly to the rebranding efforts.

Local TV ratings for the newly christened Guardians have dropped dramatically, with one report placing the number at -30%.

That's the third biggest decline of any team in the league, with only the moribund Oakland Athletics and rapidly fading San Francisco Giants reporting worse numbers.
69   HeadSet   2022 Aug 1, 8:30am  

Patrick says

The Cleveland Indians bowed to the woke mob and renamed themselves the "Guardians" and now nobody wants to go to their games anymore

They will recover. Just like when the Washington Redskins rebranded to the Commanders.
70   Shaman   2022 Aug 1, 9:56am  

Patrick says

https://slaynews.com/news/australian-rugby-players-revolt-threaten-to-boycott-match-after-being-told-to-wear-gay-pride-jersey/



Australian Rugby Players Revolt, Threaten to Boycott Match after Team Told to Wear Gay Pride Jersey



71   Hircus   2022 Aug 2, 5:10pm  

Batgirl the movie was shelved after spending 70-100 million on it. roflcopter.

They did some reception tests and feedback was so poor that they decided to cut their losses and scrap it lest they ruin their brand. It wont be in theatre nor on TV / PPV etc... it's just dead.

How is this possible? Shouldnt everyone be fiending for woke batgirl telling us how toxic men are?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11075009/Batgirl-film-shelved-Warner-Bros-studio-spent-70-million-DC-Comics-movie.html
72   EBGuy   2022 Aug 2, 5:57pm  

Hircus says

Batgirl the movie was shelved after spending 70-100 million on it. roflcopter.

Thanks for the heads up. Had not even heard of it....

Here The Critical Drinker summarizes 3 seasons of the CWs eratz bat series
Batwoman Cancelled - This Is The End!
73   HeadSet   2022 Aug 2, 6:05pm  

"The movie Batgirl, starring Leslie Grace in the titular role"

"Batgirl" in a "tit"ular role.....
74   Onvacation   2022 Aug 2, 10:57pm  

Patrick says

10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

Can you still slap the hoes?
75   richwicks   2022 Aug 2, 11:01pm  

Onvacation says

Patrick says


10. Citizens come by to cheer prostitutes who embody female empowerment: Grand Theft Auto was teaching female empowerment before female empowerment was cool.

Can you still slap the hoes?


In Grand Theft Auto? From what I've heard of the game, you could kill them.
76   Patrick   2022 Aug 4, 2:50pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/warner-brothers-dropped-70-million-on-the-new-batgirl-movie-and-now-theyre-shelving-it-after-it-got-absolutely-miserable-reviews-during-test-screenings


Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever
77   HunterTits   2022 Aug 4, 6:53pm  

I heard it was $100 million
78   Ceffer   2022 Aug 4, 7:45pm  

Patrick says

Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Why don't they just re-edit and make it into a porno?
79   richwicks   2022 Aug 4, 7:49pm  

Ceffer says


Patrick says


Warner Brothers dropped at least $70 million on the new Batgirl movie but it was so bad that even woke Hollywood had to shelve it forever

Why don't they just re-edit and make it into a porno?



It's being shelved because it's so awful they are worried it will damage the brand.

There's a Fantastic 4 film that exists done by Roger Corman that was never released, but was released, simply to keep the rights to the franchise. Here is a (terrible) copy of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28EyQ4a3OEA

You know what? Roger Corman is kind of awesome. He made crap, but he made entertaining crap. He spent his whole life making low budget junk, that nearly everybody enjoyed. I have to respect him for that.
80   Ceffer   2022 Aug 4, 8:04pm  

I'm a fan of 'B' movies done well. Corman is kind of black comedy satire. His bimbo stuff was pretty cool. "Caged Heat" is a Bee classic.

original link
81   richwicks   2022 Aug 4, 8:24pm  

Ceffer says

I'm a fan of 'B' movies done well.


Well then, you must enjoy Mystery Science 3000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJgQrjYaLbQ&list=PLC6dyS5uZ4TwMAcAPUhK_FIAtT7n3rVZM

My favorite is Space Mutiny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa42pxJyq64&t=3361s
82   RC2006   2022 Aug 4, 9:12pm  

Russ Meyer movies always nice tits.

https://youtu.be/gLTnzo-nd8Q
83   stereotomy   2022 Aug 5, 5:53am  

RC2006 says

Russ Meyer movies always nice tits.

https://youtu.be/gLTnzo-nd8Q

Too bad most of his stuff is locked up in copyright hell.

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