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ladies and gentlemen thank you for
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coming out
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for the benefit of my intended audience
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i'll keep my remarks brief
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then i'll entertain any questions by the
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press if there are any
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as has been well documented over the
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last year
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our state has experienced a notable
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influx of immigrants from the state of
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california
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this has been felt all over the great
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state of idaho
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but the vast majority of our new
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residents have flocked to right here in
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the treasure valley
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while housing prices across the country
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have been on the rise
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idaho's housing prices are growing
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fastest in the nation
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this isn't a new phenomenon but with the
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pandemic response it's accelerated
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drastically
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over the last decade idaho's real estate
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prices have gone up
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almost 400 percent as the suburban
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migration rolls on
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californians in particular flee
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california
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seeking more favorable living conditions
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right here in the gem state
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but real estate prices aren't what i'm
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here to focus on today
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i'd like to address our newest residents
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directly
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and i'm going to be blunt my intention
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is not to offend
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but it's to get through to you clearly i
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urge you to please
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man or woman up and take my words in the
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spirit that they're intended
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and that's to help you and to help us
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all
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to our newest idahoans i have a special
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message
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your home state is an outhouse fire
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it's a beautiful and gorgeous place but
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it's been made uninhabitable by
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horrendous policies and woke
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mind rot short-sighted feel-good
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policies have led to high taxes
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crushing regulations and out-of-control
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infringement on your freedom
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i understand why you wanted to escape
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your political refugees have come to a
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place of real freedom
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welcome to the greatest state in the
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union don't screw it up
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there are plenty of wackos emerging here
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who would love to be elected into local
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and state offices
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with the agenda of turning our amazing
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state into a steaming bag of dog vomit
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much like the state you just came here
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from don't listen to the lies of these
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charlatans
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they'll use tricky phrases that will
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sound nice to you for the purposes
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of fooling you into voting for
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ridiculous measures
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that restrict our freedom let me provide
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a few examples
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if you hear any of these phrases run
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invest in infrastructure
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pay their fair share for public
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safety common sense reforms
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and pretty much anything with the word
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social in it
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like social responsibility social credit
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social justice social score socialized
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socialism and so on
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if it feels good and sounds like it's
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accomplishing something really nice
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while at the same time restricting
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freedom it's probably going to lead us
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all to marxism
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so let's not do that
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in california your leadership has been
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playing games with you
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they've been seeing just how much
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control the people will allow them to
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exert
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and it turns out californians will put
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up with a lot
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they're seeing how many foolish things
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they can get you to go along with
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californians have gone gone along with a
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lot
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leaders in california have successfully
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kept the populace in a state of fear
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where the people have agreed to give up
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liberty in exchange for a warm feeling
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of security
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all of this of course led to the
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situation that drove you away from your
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beautiful home state
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and into our beautiful home state
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to succeed here don't trust your
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government implicitly
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in fact have a healthy dose of
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skepticism whenever a politician of any
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party proposes
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progressive changes realize that most
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things politicians want to do
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aren't actually the job of the
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government
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when candidates for office or leaders in
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office proposed changes
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take a minute to think about the
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implications
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adopt the mindset of how will this
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policy affect my freedom
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and the freedom of my fellow idahoans
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don't shrug off small incursions against
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your freedom they add up
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that's actually how they got you back
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home
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i'm excited about what we can accomplish
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here together if we don't act like
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ignoramuses
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i'm excited to see what we can do
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together when idahoans aren't looking
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for their government to be their parents
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or their nannies but i'm concerned that
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people who come from such a screwed up
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place
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will consciously or unconsciously want
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to make this
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into a screwed up place as well please
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prove me wrong i'll now take questions
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yes could you
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lower your mask just for a moment so i
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can understand you please do you think
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your message
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is just a little insensitive what would
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you say to those who think you could
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stand to be a little more inclusive in
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your language
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well i'd say that you just listened to
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the dumbest question ever posed
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and i sincerely apologize to anyone who
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had to listen to that
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next question
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actually on second thought i think that
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these questions are pretty silly i'm
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not going to take any more questions
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after all no more questions thank you
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everyone
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that will be all
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yes
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mother

OK, it's satire, but this guy is a contender for my vote if he wants to run for president!

Awesome

I wish this was real. There’s a lot of really stupid people in California.

And yes I mean stupid. If you continually vote for people who increasingly restrict your rights, create crime, and allow slum conditions to flourish, you are stupid with a capital S.

Anyone who voted for Richard Pan is a blithering idiot.

Voting for Eric Garcetti? you’re a moron

Voted for Evan Low? Why do you want a dictitorial state.

Voted for Gavin Newsome? Why do you hate life?

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says

I wish this was real. There’s a lot of really stupid people in California.

It is real, the message at least, no politician would ever go down this path though. People are so fucking weak now. You say things like this and you get blasted, even though 80% of everyone agrees with you. It doesn't make any sense. It's not even just CA either.

Somehow minority opinions/ideas have been allowed to take control. For example, I give zero shits about 3% of the population that is gay because of what is likely a mental illness. I won't discriminate or cause them harm, but don't push your gayness onto others or me. Don't have parades down city streets. I don't have a religious bone in my body, but it's fucking gross and immoral. Have your clubs and keep the gayness indoors. I honestly don't even like seeing PDA of straight people. Get into porn if you need to fulfill that need to be watched loving each other in public.

I love the fake 'flying fingers of deaf speak' guy. You can almost rely that if the deaf speak virtue signal prop is present, you are being fed a big, over spilling bag of BOOSHEEEEEYAT! lies and propaganda.

I love how the sign language guy took a call in the middle of the speech.

Patrick says

I love how the sign language guy took a call in the middle of the speech.

Perfect satire for the times. When did it become the norm to have sign language people at a presser anyway? More signals that this is all bull shit. Makes it seem important enough that deaf people need to know about it. That scares the shit out of people.... lol.

Like educated people cannot see through this bullshit. Street knowledge educated...

"American Sign Language (ASL) is the natural language of around 500,000 deaf people in the US and Canada."

So take away Canada (which has about 10% the population of the US), and that's:

450,000 / 330,000,000 = 0.13%

I suppose it's nice to give sign language interpreters, but it's better to just give a transcript, like the one posted above.

Patrick says

I suppose it's nice to give sign language interpreters, but it's better to just give a transcript, like the one posted above.

Yeah, it's amazing that deaf people watch TV. I can't stand subtitles in foreign language movies. The deaf viewership is "maybe" 50k across the country making an estimate off your numbers.

What do you think those sign language dudes/gals are getting paid? To sign for maybe 5-10k people in places like LA/NYC/Chicago/Houston. Probably government pension involved as well. 98% of people have no idea if they're even relaying the correct message via sign language. Maybe deaf people are running the world...lol.

Ninja flying fingers of deaf speak death virtue signals: "We're woke, and you're broke."