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https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-introduces-new-mascot-clotty

NEW YORK, NY — Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has unveiled their new mascot, an adorable glob of platelets who goes by the name "Clotty".

"See? Blood clots aren't scary!" said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla as a smiling Clotty danced onto the stage. "Welcome to Pfizer, Clotty! Let's get one of these little guys into every home in America!"

While Pfizer initially pushed back against evidence tying the vaccine to blood clots, the company has decided to instead embrace it. "We are so excited for Clotty to help us put a friendly face on heart attacks and strokes," said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla. "Every new COVID booster will now come with a plush Clotty doll you can take to the hospital when you inevitably get admitted with a massive embolus. You'll love squeezing Clotty while they wheel you into the cath lab! Thanks, Clotty!"

The new mascot's reception has thus far been overwhelmingly positive, with Clotty paraphernalia already showing up in several politicians' offices. "Gosh darn it, I love the little guy," said Senator Elizabeth Warren, sporting a Clotty t-shirt as she adjusted a picture of her and Clotty. "Every child in America should be so lucky as to have one of these precious little blood clots. I will continue to do everything in my power to make it happen."

At publishing time, Donald Trump had reportedly added Clotty to his list of potential running mates.

Of course, a money laundering angle for big Pharma was mandatory. 1.Tell all the pet politicians how and when to invest in the vax and fake Covid merchandising commodities. 2. Get the politicians to spring tax money in the billions on vaxes and merchandise related to Covid, all promoted with the Covid Terror advertising campaign, on the propaganda that the public health requires it 3. Even if the vaxes and the boosters wind up being thrown away (as it appears most of them have), and masks and Covid debris wind up polluting the face of the earth (can you go anywhere without seeing thrown away masks blowing around?) the Pharma and politicians made huge profits because of the mandated purchases by the government and end users.

Pfizer is at the same stock price it was in 1999 :-/

Granted, its dividend is about 3.3% and its p/e ratio (trailing 12 months) is around 8, thanks mostly to all the government vaccine money.

The p/e ratio average about 15 from 2010 to 2023.

Guru Focus website gives it high scores (at least 7 out of 10) for financial strength, profitability, and revenue and earnings growth.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/tonights-state-of-the-union-to-be-sponsored-by-pfizer

WASHINGTON, DC — In a move designed to both bring in some extra revenue for the federal government as well as send a message of encouragement to the public to get vaccinated, tonight's State of the Union address from President Joe Biden will be sponsored by Pfizer.

"We've really been a driving force behind most decisions made by the country's leadership anyway," said Pfizer spokesperson Phil Brooks. "The next logical step is to just start publicly sponsoring this type of official policy speech."

Fresh off its sponsorship of the much-talked-about musical performance/Satanic worship service by Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards, the pharmaceutical giant is looking to expand its public presence into the political sphere. "Most members of Congress are on our payroll already," Brooks continued. "Sam Smith's performance at the Grammys, combined with a speech from President Biden, really captures the essence of what Pfizer is all about. They go hand-in-hand."

Other potential sponsors were reportedly discussed behind closed doors by the Biden administration, including Balenciaga, the Chinese Communist Party, and Satan himself. "We thought about other options, but Pfizer seemed like a good start," said a White House source under the condition of anonymity. "After all, we can't really be too open and honest about who controls our messaging."

At publishing time, additional ideas being bounced around included having the President do paid ad reads for Pfizer during the speech, adding a musical interlude by Sam Smith, or even inviting Pfizer mascot Clotty to be one of the President's guests.

https://twitter.com/TheChiefNerd/status/1622460205383487490?ref_src=patrick.net

Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd
Pfizer: We need to pause advertising on Twitter to see how
@elonmusk
moderates hate speech

Also Pfizer: How much to sponsor the Satanic performance at the Grammys?

Watch until the end👇

O'Keefe suspended by Project Veritas Board, pending dismissal.
https://patrick.net/post/1378511/2023-02-09-project-veritas-board-suspends-o-keefe

Timing smells like a rotten fish.

https://rumble.com/v28z462-almost-pizza-from-pfizer.html


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https://rumble.com/v28z462-almost-pizza-from-pfizer.html


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This was on SNL recently?

Disclaimer: I voted for Trump in both elections, knowing full well that the system is corrupt, and, that no politician should EVER be trusted.

RFK, Jr. Hits Trump Over Appointing Pfizer Lobbyists to Run HHS (video)

https://rumble.com/v2d7bli-rfk-jr.-hits-trump-over-appointing-pfizer-lobbyists-to-run-hhs.html

Let's be real, Trump didn't appoint anyone. That Commie Fuck Boy Lindsey Graham went to him on every pick and told him that if he didn't take the people the Establishment was pushing on him, then nobody in his cabinet would ever get confirmed. Doesn't anyone remember Trump's inauguration day, when the Main Stream Media was staging a coup, tar and feathering his original Cabinet picks he brought to town. They ran them off then we ended up with compromised saboteurs and leakers.

I only fault Trump for not getting on his bully pulpit and reading them all the RIOT act and leveling with America just how bad it was. He waited until those Cock Suckers hijacked our election system for us to find out how bad it was. While he was up there, saying "wot me worry?".

https://palexander.substack.com/p/pfizer-documents-indicates-they-knew

• “There is evidence that suggests patients who receive a COVID-19 vaccine are at an increased risk of myocarditis.”
• “Onset was typically within several days after mRNA COVID-19 vaccination (from Pfizer or Moderna), and cases have occurred more often after the second dose than the first dose.” [PAGE 19]
• “The reasons for male predominance in myocarditis and pericarditis incidence post COVID-19 vaccination remain unknown.” [PAGE 28]
• “The pattern of cases conform, as per the label, to a pattern of myocarditis cases occurring in majority of young males below 29 years of age within the first two weeks postvaccination...” [PAGE 19]
• “Since April 2021, increased cases of myocarditis and pericarditis have been reported in the United States after mRNA COVID-19 vaccination (Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna), particularly in adolescents and young adults (CDC 2021).” [PAGE 18]
• “Myocarditis events were defined as encounters with a billing or encounter diagnosis consistent with an ICD10-CM or SNOMED CT code for myocarditis which fell within two weeks of receiving dose 1, 2, or 3 of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine.”
• “Incidence rates of myocarditis were measured for each vaccine dose with denominator signifying the total number of patients receiving that dose and numerator signifying the total number of patients meeting the above criteria for an encounter for myocarditis following that dose.”

[NEW YORK – Mar. 16, 2023] Project Veritas published confidential Pfizer documents today showing that the company was aware of the potential risk of myocarditis for individuals who received doses of their COVID-19 vaccine.

And then they LIED, claiming that the toxxine was safe when they knew perfectly well that it's far too dangerous to be used on anyone, ever.