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Hello, fellow prostate owners at Patnet

By Bd6r follow Bd6r   2021 Oct 6, 4:00pm 429 views   23 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


New, woke science has determined that you can get pregnant: https://notthebee.com/article/can-men-get-pregnant-healthline-says-yes

Next time you fuck, make sure that the woman who is with you is aware of this! She has to use birth control if she does not want to pay alimony to you!

https://www.healthline.com/health/transgender/can-men-get-pregnant

Can Men Get Pregnant?
Is it possible?
Yes, it’s possible for men to become pregnant and give birth to children of their own. In fact, it’s probably a lot more common than you might think.
1   Automan Empire   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 6, 4:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

So does the baby come out of their Yaoi Hole or what?
2   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 6, 4:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am praying for a mid-size asteroid hitting offices of healthline.com.

Automan Empire says
So does the baby come out of their Yaoi Hole or what?


I don't recall the new terms, but perhaps this happens after a feminine penis fucks a masculine vagina
3   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2021 Oct 6, 5:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I remember a Saudi guy telling me that when God comes to Earth, He will be born through a man, as women are not worthy. The Saudi said that is why Muslim men should always wear robe-like clothes and not trousers.
4   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Oct 6, 5:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bd6r says
alimony


Don't you mean 'child support'? Alimony is different.
5   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 6, 5:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nothing worse than a knocked up prostate.
6   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 6, 6:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I might feel better about it if I can wile away my days doing my nails, huffing Colt 45 and ciggies, watching soap operas, and rocking the cradle while hauling in welfare benefits.
7   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 6, 6:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I don't care who knocks me up. When it turns six, it gets its own cigarettes, beer, and a revolver and it's out the door on its own.
8   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 6, 6:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If it wins the lottery or a nice police shooting legal windfall, I'll be back in its corner, reminding it of everything I did for it.
9   PeopleUnited   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 6, 7:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Use the terminology correctly, the government owns your body so none of us “own” a prostate. But some of us may be correctly classified as “bodies with prostates.”

Sarcasm off.
10   PeopleUnited   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 6, 8:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
I remember a Saudi guy telling me that when God comes to Earth, He will be born through a man, as women are not worthy. The Saudi said that is why Muslim men should always wear robe-like clothes and not trousers.


That is disgusting, and so morally, scientifically and spiritually wrong it belongs on the dung heap of human thoughts.

https://makeagif.com/i/1SMaki
11   PeopleUnited   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 7, 5:04am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Those people who wait for a false Christ are going to be shocked when the real Jesus Christ makes his appearance. But before that all the true believers both dead and alive will be caught up in an instant and taken out of this world. At that point the Holy Spirit will stop restraint of the evil forces and there will be at least 7 years of horrible tribulation as have never been seen on this earth. It quite likely will happen in our lifetime but for the believer, the hope we have is we will be caught up like Enoch, Elijah and Jesus and won’t have to suffer the worst of those days.
13   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 7, 11:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just because my prostate got knocked up doesn't mean I'm a hoor. I still have human dignity and everything.
14   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 7, 12:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

PeopleUnited says
Use the terminology correctly, the government owns your body so none of us “own” a prostate. But some of us may be correctly classified as “bodies with prostates.”

Sarcasm off.

Ok, we should use Prostate-American or Prostate-Positive terms
15   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Oct 7, 12:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"You will not own your prostate, and you will be happy."
18   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 16, 1:24pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You were kidding about men being called "prostate owners", right?

https://notthebee.com/article/woke-activists-are-now-calling-women-non-prostrate-owners-

Sadly, they misspelled it in the url.
19   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 16, 8:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
You were kidding about men being called "prostate owners", right?

https://notthebee.com/article/woke-activists-are-now-calling-women-non-prostrate-owners-

Sadly, they misspelled it in the url.

I have some minor future predictive abilities, after reading Titania Mcgrath
Just extrapolate woke ridiculousness to an unreasonable level
20   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ignore (7)   2021 Oct 17, 9:51am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Their entire notion is based on gender being a social construct rather than having a specific scientific meaning(which it does).

It’s the ultimate in brainwashing, indoctrinating.

I would love some day to argue with one of these boobs on the matter. They will continually hit logical walls. There are some weak minded enough(and they know it) that they will admit the notion doesn’t make logical sense snd then later when they are away from you they will revert back.

Sanjay Gupta was recently on Joe Rogan and admitted that CNN shouldn’t have labeled ivermectin a horse medication. Afterwards Gupta retracted and said he was afraid of Rogan beating him up 😂😂😂😂😂

Nearly as stupid as the time Marcus said he wouldn’t attend a board get together because fluffy ol me would beat him up. How do these morons get through life?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/homenews/media/576723-gupta-tells-joe-rogan-cnn-shouldnt-have-called-ivermectin-horse-dewormer%3famp
21   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2021 Oct 17, 9:58am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
Afterwards Gupta retracted and said he was afraid of Rogan beating him up

That was Gupta attempting to transform himself from perp to victim. Although, Rogan did give Gupta a mental beating.
22   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 17, 2:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
I would love some day to argue with one of these boobs on the matter. They will continually hit logical walls. There are some weak minded enough(and they know it) that they will admit the notion doesn’t make logical sense snd then later when they are away from you they will revert back.


Right, direct logical argument will never work.

"A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still" as my father used to say.

First, you have to show that you have no personal animosity towards them, only personal good will.

Only then is it possible to change any minds. And even then it's unlikely, because they will be abandoned by friends and relatives for putting truth above belonging to the corporate-left cult. And people really want to belong.

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