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Captain James Tiberius Kirk Made It To Space!!!!!

By ohomen171 follow ohomen171   2021 Oct 13, 11:10am 164 views   6 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


#bluroriginwilliamshatner The night of September 8, 1966, was hot, sultry, and humid in Houston. My sister and I were in our home at 5715 Belarbor Avenue. We were in her room and watching a portable television. At 8:00 in the evening on channel two (NBC) a new series called Star Trek premiered. Its star was a 37-year-old actor from Montreal, Canada named William Shatner. He was not a big name. He had worked regularly in television.
The series premiere was mesmerizing. It was about a shape-shifting alien who could take on the appearance of anyone to lure humans to come close. The alien would attach itself to the human and suck out all the salt in the victim's body. Death of the victim would follow. Little did we know that a revolution was starting. It is still with us 55 years later.
William Shatner is still with us. He is "90-years young." At 7:00 AM Pacific time, he will lift off in a Blue Origin Shephard rocket for a 15-minute suborbital flight. He will truly "go where few men and women have gone before." Captain Kirk, Godspeed!!
1   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Oct 13, 12:15pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Does this make him the first Canadian to go into space w/o that damn Canadarm to jack off about?
2   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 13, 12:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How many tons of CO2 did he contribute to global warming? And if he warms Earth due to vanity, why should we cut down on our emissions?
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Oct 13, 12:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

To boldly go where billionaires just returned from last week.
4   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Oct 13, 1:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bd6r says
How many tons of CO2 did he contribute to global warming? And if he warms Earth due to vanity, why should we cut down on our emissions?


Calm down. Global Warming is now covered, didn't you know?


5   Bd6r   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 13, 1:04pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HunterTits says
Global Warming is now covered, didn't you know?



6   PeopleUnited   ignore (1)   2021 Oct 13, 7:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I like Shatner, but his ride in Bezos’s penis makes me want to puke.

And no, that is not a space ship, it’s a glorified model rocket. Way to go Bezos, you made yourself the midlife crisis version of a 5th graders toy. What are you compensating for, the fact that nobody loves you?

https://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/captain_kirk_is_climbing_a_mountain.php

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