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Adolf Hitler covid certificate


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2021 Oct 26, 9:46am   597 views  19 comments

by Bd6r   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

is floating around Eastern European interwebs. Picture 1: certificate Q-code. Picture 2: validation of this certificate. It is absolutely working, one can travel/enter restaurants in most locked down countries, etc.
This is a typical East European attitude from communist time. You make us do stupid shit, we will pretend that we comply while screwing you over whenever we can.






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1   Patrick   2021 Oct 26, 9:50am  

I love it.
2   Bd6r   2021 Oct 26, 9:51am  

How can the bottom picture be made larger so it is easier to read text?
3   Patrick   2021 Oct 26, 9:52am  



Yes, but at the cost of cutting off the "Signature verified" on the long line.
4   Patrick   2021 Oct 26, 9:54am  

I also altered the image display width and height in the original post.
5   RWSGFY   2021 Oct 26, 2:26pm  

HunterTits says
My QR Reader gives me an install option for a Good Eggs app whenever I scan that fucker.


LOL
6   RWSGFY   2021 Oct 26, 2:28pm  

This is what it says on my phone:


7   Eric Holder   2021 Oct 26, 2:37pm  

FuckCCP89 says
This is what it says on my phone:




It would be cool if it linked to a legit-looking Hitler's vaxx card. =))
8   Bd6r   2021 Oct 26, 3:34pm  

Centrum e-zdrowia means it was issued in Poland, if it is real.
10   joshuatrio   2021 Oct 27, 6:55pm  

Problem is, if they tie the cert to you banking and all that other shit. Believe that's the long term goal.

Gotta just not comply.
11   richwicks   2021 Oct 27, 7:05pm  

Bd6r says
How can the bottom picture be made larger so it is easier to read text?


You buy reading glasses, like I do.
13   richwicks   2021 Oct 28, 8:20am  

Bd6r says
is floating around Eastern European interwebs. Picture 1: certificate Q-code. Picture 2: validation of this certificate.


This is what I get when I scan it with a QR Code reader - or something close to it anyhow.

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
14   Bd6r   2021 Oct 28, 9:40am  

richwicks says
You buy reading glasses, like I do.

Original picture from which I posted it was bigger.
15   Booger   2021 Oct 31, 11:53am  

Uncle Adolf keeps our blood pure.
17   Patrick   2021 Oct 31, 10:30pm  

https://sizeof.cat/post/private-keys-sign-eu-greenpass-leaked/

Apparently, the private keys used to sign the EU Digital Covid-19 (GreenPass) certificates were leaked today. That, or Adolf Hitler just got two doses of the Pfizer vaccine. He has been granted now access to all indoor events that are off-limits to the people that were not vaccinated. I am joking but I am not joking.
18   Patrick   2021 Oct 31, 10:33pm  

Ah, that QR code is first decoded into the garbage-looking string, but then into json. Maybe some decryption protocol is needed for the second step.


{
"1": "CNAM",
"4": 1697234400,
"6": 1635199742,
"-260": {
"1": {
"v": [
{
"ci": "URN:UVCI:01:FR:T5DWTJYS4ZR8#4",
"co": "FR",
"dn": 2,
"dt": "2021-10-01",
"is": "CNAM",
"ma": "ORG-100030215",
"mp": "EU/1/20/1528",
"sd": 2,
"tg": "840539006",
"vp": "J07BX03"
}
],
"dob": "1900-01-01",
"nam": {
"fn": "HITLER",
"gn": "ADOLF",
"fnt": "HITLER",
"gnt": "ADOLF"
},
"ver": "1.3.0"
}
}
}
19   zzyzzx   2021 Nov 1, 5:43am  

We need a valid QR code for Deez Nuts as well.

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