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Putin assassinates Betty White!


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2021 Dec 31, 11:58am   419 views  16 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   ➕follow (5)   💰tip   ignore  

"Betty Page - da! Betty White - nyet!" wistfully asserted the Rusian President.

Legendary comedic actress Betty White, 'the First Lady of Television' dies at the age of 99 - days short of her 100th birthday - after an eight-decade long career in Hollywood

Betty White, an early pioneer in television comedy and star of The Golden Girls has died at the age of 99 - after an 80-year-long career in Hollywood

White holds the Guinness World Record for 'Longest TV Career for an Entertainer' after she started working in television in 1939

Without any formal training, White starred alongside disc-jockey Al Jarvis in one of TV's earliest variety shows filmed in LA called, 'Hollywood on Television'

She was preceded in death by her third husband, Allen Ludden and survived by three stepchildren. White had no children of her own

She is the recipient of eight Emmy Awards (21 nominations), three Screen Actors Guild Awards and a 1985 Television Hall of Fame inductee

She credited 'vodka, french fries and hot dogs' for her longevity and said her 'obsessive addiction to crossword puzzles' kept her mind sharp

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10359327/Betty-White-dies-99-Legendary-actress-passes-away-just-weeks-milestone-100th-birthday.html?source=patrick.net



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1   Booger   2021 Dec 31, 12:07pm  

Probably had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
2   Ceffer   2021 Dec 31, 12:20pm  

Putin: "It took a dose of polonium that would otherwise have taken down a herd of elephants. The situation comedy golem is now vanquished."
4   Rin   2021 Dec 31, 3:30pm  

Well, even George Burns didn't make it to 101 so Betty's done all right for herself.
6   Ceffer   2021 Dec 31, 7:48pm  

Does this mean we are going to be subjected to and endless string of 'Weekend at Betty's' movies and sequels, like 'Weekend at Bernie'?
7   richwicks   2021 Dec 31, 8:09pm  

Ceffer says
Does this mean we are going to be subjected to and endless string of 'Weekend at Betty's' movies and sequels, like 'Weekend at Bernie'?


Not unless Hillary Clinton is "elected" president.
8   Ceffer   2021 Dec 31, 8:12pm  

Little Mandela Effect going on there?:
https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/1947?source=patrick.net
9   Booger   2022 Jan 1, 3:37am  

3 days after getting a booster shot...
10   WookieMan   2022 Jan 1, 6:41am  

Overrated. Never understood the love for her. Sorry for her family, but I just never got what was so great about her. I feel like insecure women put her up on a pedestal.
12   richwicks   2022 Jan 1, 7:57am  

Booger says


I doubt it.

Show us the source.

I want to see that quote, and I can't find it, and I've tried quite a few search engines, some that I know don't censor (US) media.
13   Ceffer   2022 Jan 1, 9:35am  

Does this mean Putin has snuck Polonium into the booster shots? Poor Betty. She was sucking down oysters and adrenochrome and demanding sex, then, KAPUTSKY!
14   Ceffer   2022 Jan 2, 4:36am  

My wife got a Time magazine (clearly pre-printed) with BW on the cover celebrating her 100th birthday. Damn you, Putin!

Of course, the Woo has BW as being Barbara Bush's Satanist sister, and one of the executives of CIA Hollywood in charge of adrenochrome farming. Her associations wouldn't contradict that notion, and I think I like her better that way.

16   Patrick   2022 Jan 4, 12:25am  

Yes, sounds like they protest too much.

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