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People Using 5G Cell Phones To Make Popcorn And Vaporize Cockroaches...


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2022 Jan 1, 10:57am   138 views  2 comments

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"We know we shouldn't put them too close to our ears, but they are turning out to be so useful as rodent zappers and food warmers, we don't know why we didn't think of this sooner! Unfortunately, the Pomeranian set it off and exploded, but se la vie."
"I turned it on and left it under the refrigerator for two hours. No more spiders, ants, mice or roaches. The smoke kind of stunk, and half the freezer defrosted, but it was worth it."
https://t.me/c/1315127140/40581?source=patrick.net

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1   Ceffer   2022 Jan 1, 11:26am  

"US govt asks for delay in 5G wireless deployment – media
US officials reportedly said the towers that transmit commercial 5G signals over the C-band of the wireless spectrum may interfere with aircraft signals, asking to delay the rollout of the new service."

Of course, this is code for 5G turns vaccinated pilots graphene embedded insides to mush in midair and jams the equipment. What could possibly go wrong?
2   Ceffer   2022 Jan 1, 12:30pm  

"I got a trigger mount for my 5G phone with a shield for the omni-radiation, concentrating it in a forward direction. I aimed at the neighbor's cat, and, I swear, I could still see that sucker running 100 yards away. I aimed at my obnoxious neighbor out on her patio. Her curlers flew off, her hair stood on end, and she started doing St. Vitus dance. Fun times."

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