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What would you choose for your last meal?


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2022 Feb 18, 7:03pm   388 views  12 comments

by Kepi   ➕follow (1)   💰tip ($0.10 in tips)  

I was going through some posts on another forum and I ran across the description of the last meal of a condemned convict.

"It included two bacon cheeseburgers with onions, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce and mustard, half a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream, a large bag of barbecue flavoured crisps, a large package of Nutter Butter sandwich cookies, and a 2-litre bottle of Mr Pibb."

Some participants really got to criticizing those choices. Uh, bacon cheeseburgers are really good and the other choices do not seem bad at all. I am not quite sure about the condemnation.

Anyway, it got me to thinking. What would I choose for my last meal? I am having a hard time with this. So many things I like. Just one gut. So far, I cannot decide.

If I could muster up an appetite, I'm thinking maybe eggs Benedict, filet mignon, dungeness crab, but even unfancy things come to mind like In-N-Out burger or a Domino's pepperoni and black olive pizza.

Has anybody else ever considered this and what would you choose?

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1   clambo   2022 Feb 18, 8:10pm  

I love duck and I order it if I see it on a menu.
2   Kepi   2022 Feb 18, 9:01pm  

Ahh, duck. I had not thought of that one. Good choice.

I just found this one about a condemned man named Victor Feguer.

"Feguer's simple request of a single olive with the pit inside is not only a personal favorite of the photographer's, but he's quoted as saying, "It's just such a polarizing image. We think about last meals and is it something that's going to be totally gluttonous, and then he just has a single olive... You know, it's so simple, beautiful, and kind of final. It's like a full stop at the end of his life."

3   Eman   2022 Feb 18, 9:36pm  

I don’t think it really matters at that point. A single olive with the pit inside sounds good.
4   Patrick   2022 Feb 18, 10:30pm  

Dunno about food, but I know what I hope my last words are:

"I apologize... (pause) for nothing."
5   Eman   2022 Feb 18, 10:40pm  

Patrick says
Dunno about food, but I know what I hope my last words are:

"I apologize... (pause) for nothing."


I thought you would say “F*** you liberals and democrats for ruining America.”
6   HeadSet   2022 Feb 19, 6:51am  

Patrick says
Dunno about food, but I know what I hope my last words are:

"I apologize... (pause) for nothing."

or
"As I look back on my notoriously criminal life, I have no regrets."
7   GNL   2022 Feb 19, 7:01am  

Having an olive and only an olive seems like a metaphor(?). It could serve as the period at the end of your biography.
8   Shaman   2022 Feb 19, 7:11am  

Eat a dick!
9   Rin   2022 Feb 19, 8:14am  

Prime Rib with a quadruple martini.
10   WookieMan   2022 Feb 19, 8:52am  

I'd probably do a loaded Italian beef (hot peppers and motz) , crinkle fries and maybe 6-10 beers leading up to it. Maybe a side of Jerk Chicken wings. Oh, and French Onion soup. I don't do dessert so I'd go for a shot of heroin to know the experience and not have to be addicted to it. Not a meal per se but that's how it would go down if I knew I have 4 hours to live. Muddying the water with the beer and heroin, but if I had 100% control, that would be it along with the food.

Love steak, but I've had too many crappy steaks/prime rib at "good/great" steak houses. I'm simple and a beef is not that hard to fuck up. And I doubt they're giving you top of the line wagyu steaks.

And for some reason I'd like to be able to take a last shit after consuming all of this. No joke. I can't imagine dying with a rough gut for some reason.
11   RWSGFY   2022 Feb 19, 9:16am  

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting on death row


-- The Clash
12   Karloff   2022 Feb 19, 9:51am  

Is this an execution scenario? If it's the chair, then I'd like to eat 4lbs of C4 as my last meal.

From hell's heart, I stab at thee.

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