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THE Elon Musk


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by gabbar   $0.10 total tips   💰tip   follow   2022 Apr 14, 4:28am  

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495   Hircus   2022 Jun 29, 6:11pm  

More strategic tesla unwokenings.

Tesla reportedly lays off 200 in Autopilot unit, shutters San Mateo office
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-reportedly-lays-off-200-in-autopilot-unit-shutters-san-mateo-office-185022172.html

San Mateo is probably the office that all the woke san francisco employees use. Killing it likely targets mostly wokers. And best of all - it's permanent.

He can deleverage ahead of the economic dark clouds, and eventually rehire employees elsewhere. Maybe in texas.
497   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 8, 3:47pm  

Elon cancels deal citing huge percentage of "Bots" and "Spam" accounts.

Twitter board to attempt to sue re: Withdrawal. Which won't work of course, no obligation to buy a company that is 30-50% fraud or fake assets.


July 8 (Reuters) - Tesla (TSLA.O) Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk said on Friday he was terminating his $44 billion deal for Twitter Inc (TWTR.N), citing material breach of multiple provisions of the agreement.

Shares of Twitter fell 6% in extended trading.

The announcement brings to an end a will-he-won't-he saga after the world's richest person clinched a deal for Twitter in April but then put the buyout on hold until the social media company proved that spam bots accounted for less than 5% of its total users.


https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2661122082399/elon-musk-terminates-44-billion-twitter-deal?_f=app_share&s=a2&share_destination_id=MTU4MTQyMjEwLTE2NTczMTcwOTE3Mjc%3D&pd=0AhY0otR&hl=en_US&trans_data=%7B%22platform%22%3A1%2C%22cv%22%3A%2222.26.0%22%2C%22languages%22%3A%22en%22%7D
498   Shaman   2022 Jul 8, 4:01pm  

Elon pulled out.
For the first time ever!
499   Ceffer   2022 Jul 8, 4:25pm  

Shaman says

Elon pulled out.
For the first time ever!

Catholic birth control worked at least once.
500   mell   2022 Jul 8, 4:28pm  

Told ya to stay away from this toxic stock, no value whatsoever, just propped up by leftoid government information agencies. Going much lower
501   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 8, 4:35pm  

Soyboys be jealous that Elon impregnates large numbers of women while they raise their Wife's Son.
502   Patrick   2022 Jul 8, 4:40pm  

Elon has 10 children. Impressive.
503   1337irr   2022 Jul 8, 4:49pm  

Tesla only employs about 70,757 people, so if he is able to successfully find 193 women a day and get them pregnant and raise their kids to be adults who are engineering minded than conceivably, he could have his offsprings run the company assuming things stay constant over a course of a year.

He could potentially pay them less since they could still live at home. It would drive EPS growth.

Tesla a strong buy!
504   Hircus   2022 Jul 8, 5:00pm  

Patrick says


Elon has 10 children. Impressive.


Prediction: Musk is calculating the minimum number of children needed to have a certain probability that he will have a child who will passionately continue his mars work, since he can see that at his current trajectory, he wont finish in his lifetime.

I think he's going for genetic diversity via all the different women as a way to increase the chances that his genes mix well with some woman's, and he produces a motivated mini musk. <
506   Booger   2022 Jul 8, 7:10pm  

mell says


Told ya to stay away from this toxic stock, no value whatsoever, just propped up by leftoid government information agencies. Going much lower


Twitter down in after hours trading.
507   Patrick   2022 Jul 8, 7:53pm  

https://bioclandestine.substack.com/p/the-twitter-deal-isnt-going-anywhere


This is a negotiation tactic. Elon has the real user data, and he’s not going to stop squeezing Twitter until they admit the real numbers and give him a much lower price to reflect the real user data.

Twitter has no where to go, and will eventually cut their losses, and sell to Elon for a better price. It’s only a matter of time.


Maybe.
508   Misc   2022 Jul 8, 11:10pm  

Patrick says

Elon has 10 children. Impressive.


That we know of. A few more pop up every couple of months.
509   richwicks   2022 Jul 8, 11:14pm  

AmericanKulak says

Elon cancels deal citing huge percentage of "Bots" and "Spam" accounts.


He went in just to fuck things up. I have to laugh at that.
510   Patrick   2022 Jul 8, 11:56pm  

@FarmersWon You might be interested to know that Elon had twins with half-Punjabi Shivon Zilis. Not sure if her mother was Sikh or not.
511   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 8, 11:56pm  

Patrick says

Elon has 10 children. Impressive.


richwicks says

He went in just to fuck things up. I have to laugh at that.


I think this is one of the rare times... Elon pulled out.
512   ad   2022 Jul 9, 12:53am  

.

Musk is just following the recommendations from his Ivy League educated lawyers as far as cancelling the Twitter acquisition.

Musk can claim Twitter was not acting in good faith such as providing the data to assure how legitimate the active user count is. If there is that much concern about the health and livelihood of Twitter, then I cannot see how Musk was acting unreasonable.

Twitter stock is now well below its IPO price about 10 years ago.

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513   clambo   2022 Jul 9, 7:23am  

Twitter was never worth much, so it’s all about fucking with those Twitter assholes who richly deserve it.
I hope Musk buys it for $5/share.
516   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 9, 2:08pm  

O'Neill Cylinders


original link
517   Onvacation   2022 Jul 10, 8:43pm  

What's next?

519   zzyzzx   2022 Jul 11, 5:37am  

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-twitter-money-morning-brief-july-11-100017873.html

Elon Musk has turned Twitter into dead money

Ives cut his price target on Twitter to $30, and we expect other analysts on the Street to make similar moves this week.
520   richwicks   2022 Jul 11, 5:49am  

AmericanKulak says

O'Neill Cylinders


They are unstable. It's called the Dzhanibekov Effect. It's only stable provided that the cylinder's width is < the radius of the cylinder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU

I MAYBE wrong about the width and height, however, I know that the cylinder can't be longer than the diameter for certain.

O'Neill cylinders will never exist, they can't. They'd flip over once it became imbalanced (and even a SLIGHT imbalance will cause this) and everything in side of it would be pretty banged up at minimum.
521   HunterTits   2022 Jul 11, 5:55am  

richwicks says


They are unstable. It's called the Dzhanibekov Effect. It's only stable provided that the cylinder's width is < the radius of the cylinder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU

I MAYBE wrong about the width and height, however, I know that the cylinder can't be longer than the diameter for certain.

O'Neill cylinders will never exist, they can't. They'd flip over once it became imbalanced (and even a SLIGHT imbalance will cause this) and everything in side of it would be pretty banged up at minimum.


There are meant to be two of them together, counter-rotatimg.
522   richwicks   2022 Jul 11, 6:01am  

HunterTits says


There are meant to be two of them together, counter-rotatimg.


I'm not positive that is stable.. But I don't know. It could be demonstrated to be stable on a space station or on the vomit comet. I don't think that fixes the problem, BUT I am not positive about it either. My LIMITED understanding of the Dzhanibekov Effect suggests it's not I think it would still have a tendency to twist, perhaps not as violently though.
523   GNLusedtobeWine   2022 Jul 11, 6:27am  

Is this a good stock to short?
525   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 2:18pm  

They don't even have the originality to change the screed for faked bot identities.
527   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 2:45pm  

Musk wouldn't be buying the bots, anyway. As soon as the ink dried and the money transferred, the DARPA boiler room would have been cleared out leaving nothing but wires and stained carpet.
528   Booger   2022 Jul 11, 5:55pm  

Patrick says

https://slaynews.com/news/elon-musk-cleans-house-of-woke-employees-as-tesla-lays-off-many-employees-in-diversity-and-inclusivity-programs-report/



Elon Musk Cleans House of Woke Employees as Tesla Lays Off Heads of ‘Diversity and Inclusivity Programs’



ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!
530   Booger   2022 Jul 13, 3:30pm  

Hitler finds out that Musk isn't buying Twitter...
https://youtu.be/O-ZwHQiKNPw
531   FarmersWon   2022 Jul 13, 3:54pm  

Patrick says

Sikh


@patrick
I didn't know that.
I do see large segment of Hindoo cult calling Elon Musk Khalistani.
... Can see some motivation.
532   FarmersWon   2022 Jul 13, 3:54pm  

Patrick says

@FarmersWon You might be interested to know that Elon had twins with half-Punjabi Shivon Zilis. Not sure if her mother was Sikh or not.


@patrick
I didn't know that.
I do see large segment of Hindoo cult calling Elon Musk Khalistani.
... Can see some motivation.
533   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 15, 5:07pm  

Twitter’s board of directors unanimously recommended that its shareholders vote to approve Elon Musk’s $44 billion acquisition of the company.
Twitter said in a proxy filing with the SEC on Friday that it’s inviting shareholders to attend a special meeting at an unspecified date to vote on a proposal to adopt the original acquisition plan made in late April.
“We are committed to closing the merger on the price and terms agreed upon with Mr. Musk,” the company said in the filing. “Your vote at the special meeting is critical to our ability to complete the merger.”
Twitter reminded investors that the purchase price represented a 38% premium to where the stock was trading before Musk first disclosed a stake in the company. It’s fallen dramatically since then, closing on Friday at $37.74, which is 30% below the agreed upon deal price.

https://archive.ph/7TPoI

The real deal is what % of twitter is bots from NGOs and Gov Agencies. Tee Hee!

Some of these board members are going to go down several castes if it doesn't go through, Twitter could become a penny stock.

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