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Hircus
2022 Jun 29, 6:11pm
Hircus
2022 Jun 29, 6:11pm
More strategic tesla unwokenings.
Tesla reportedly lays off 200 in Autopilot unit, shutters San Mateo office
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-reportedly-lays-off-200-in-autopilot-unit-shutters-san-mateo-office-185022172.html
San Mateo is probably the office that all the woke san francisco employees use. Killing it likely targets mostly wokers. And best of all - it's permanent.
He can deleverage ahead of the economic dark clouds, and eventually rehire employees elsewhere. Maybe in texas.
Tesla reportedly lays off 200 in Autopilot unit, shutters San Mateo office
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-reportedly-lays-off-200-in-autopilot-unit-shutters-san-mateo-office-185022172.html
San Mateo is probably the office that all the woke san francisco employees use. Killing it likely targets mostly wokers. And best of all - it's permanent.
He can deleverage ahead of the economic dark clouds, and eventually rehire employees elsewhere. Maybe in texas.
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AmericanKulak
2022 Jul 8, 3:47pm
Elon cancels deal citing huge percentage of "Bots" and "Spam" accounts.
Twitter board to attempt to sue re: Withdrawal. Which won't work of course, no obligation to buy a company that is 30-50% fraud or fake assets.
https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2661122082399/elon-musk-terminates-44-billion-twitter-deal?_f=app_share&s=a2&share_destination_id=MTU4MTQyMjEwLTE2NTczMTcwOTE3Mjc%3D&pd=0AhY0otR&hl=en_US&trans_data=%7B%22platform%22%3A1%2C%22cv%22%3A%2222.26.0%22%2C%22languages%22%3A%22en%22%7D
Twitter board to attempt to sue re: Withdrawal. Which won't work of course, no obligation to buy a company that is 30-50% fraud or fake assets.
July 8 (Reuters) - Tesla (TSLA.O) Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk said on Friday he was terminating his $44 billion deal for Twitter Inc (TWTR.N), citing material breach of multiple provisions of the agreement.
Shares of Twitter fell 6% in extended trading.
The announcement brings to an end a will-he-won't-he saga after the world's richest person clinched a deal for Twitter in April but then put the buyout on hold until the social media company proved that spam bots accounted for less than 5% of its total users.
https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2661122082399/elon-musk-terminates-44-billion-twitter-deal?_f=app_share&s=a2&share_destination_id=MTU4MTQyMjEwLTE2NTczMTcwOTE3Mjc%3D&pd=0AhY0otR&hl=en_US&trans_data=%7B%22platform%22%3A1%2C%22cv%22%3A%2222.26.0%22%2C%22languages%22%3A%22en%22%7D
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mell
2022 Jul 8, 4:28pm
Told ya to stay away from this toxic stock, no value whatsoever, just propped up by leftoid government information agencies. Going much lower
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AmericanKulak
2022 Jul 8, 4:35pm
Soyboys be jealous that Elon impregnates large numbers of women while they raise their Wife's Son.
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1337irr
2022 Jul 8, 4:49pm
1337irr
2022 Jul 8, 4:49pm
Tesla only employs about 70,757 people, so if he is able to successfully find 193 women a day and get them pregnant and raise their kids to be adults who are engineering minded than conceivably, he could have his offsprings run the company assuming things stay constant over a course of a year.
He could potentially pay them less since they could still live at home. It would drive EPS growth.
Tesla a strong buy!
He could potentially pay them less since they could still live at home. It would drive EPS growth.
Tesla a strong buy!
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Hircus
2022 Jul 8, 5:00pm
Hircus
2022 Jul 8, 5:00pm
Patrick says
Prediction: Musk is calculating the minimum number of children needed to have a certain probability that he will have a child who will passionately continue his mars work, since he can see that at his current trajectory, he wont finish in his lifetime.
I think he's going for genetic diversity via all the different women as a way to increase the chances that his genes mix well with some woman's, and he produces a motivated mini musk. <
Elon has 10 children. Impressive.
Prediction: Musk is calculating the minimum number of children needed to have a certain probability that he will have a child who will passionately continue his mars work, since he can see that at his current trajectory, he wont finish in his lifetime.
I think he's going for genetic diversity via all the different women as a way to increase the chances that his genes mix well with some woman's, and he produces a motivated mini musk. <
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Booger
2022 Jul 8, 7:10pm
Booger
2022 Jul 8, 7:10pm
mell says
Twitter down in after hours trading.
Told ya to stay away from this toxic stock, no value whatsoever, just propped up by leftoid government information agencies. Going much lower
Twitter down in after hours trading.
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Patrick
2022 Jul 8, 7:53pm
Patrick
2022 Jul 8, 7:53pm
https://bioclandestine.substack.com/p/the-twitter-deal-isnt-going-anywhere
Maybe.
This is a negotiation tactic. Elon has the real user data, and he’s not going to stop squeezing Twitter until they admit the real numbers and give him a much lower price to reflect the real user data.
Twitter has no where to go, and will eventually cut their losses, and sell to Elon for a better price. It’s only a matter of time.
Maybe.
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Misc
2022 Jul 8, 11:10pm
Patrick says
That we know of. A few more pop up every couple of months.
Elon has 10 children. Impressive.
That we know of. A few more pop up every couple of months.
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richwicks
2022 Jul 8, 11:14pm
richwicks
2022 Jul 8, 11:14pm
AmericanKulak says
He went in just to fuck things up. I have to laugh at that.
Elon cancels deal citing huge percentage of "Bots" and "Spam" accounts.
He went in just to fuck things up. I have to laugh at that.
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Patrick
2022 Jul 8, 11:56pm
Patrick
2022 Jul 8, 11:56pm
@FarmersWon You might be interested to know that Elon had twins with half-Punjabi Shivon Zilis. Not sure if her mother was Sikh or not.
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AmericanKulak
2022 Jul 8, 11:56pm
Patrick says
richwicks says
I think this is one of the rare times... Elon pulled out.
Elon has 10 children. Impressive.
richwicks says
He went in just to fuck things up. I have to laugh at that.
I think this is one of the rare times... Elon pulled out.
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ad
2022 Jul 9, 12:53am
ad
2022 Jul 9, 12:53am
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Musk is just following the recommendations from his Ivy League educated lawyers as far as cancelling the Twitter acquisition.
Musk can claim Twitter was not acting in good faith such as providing the data to assure how legitimate the active user count is. If there is that much concern about the health and livelihood of Twitter, then I cannot see how Musk was acting unreasonable.
Twitter stock is now well below its IPO price about 10 years ago.
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Musk is just following the recommendations from his Ivy League educated lawyers as far as cancelling the Twitter acquisition.
Musk can claim Twitter was not acting in good faith such as providing the data to assure how legitimate the active user count is. If there is that much concern about the health and livelihood of Twitter, then I cannot see how Musk was acting unreasonable.
Twitter stock is now well below its IPO price about 10 years ago.
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clambo
2022 Jul 9, 7:23am
Twitter was never worth much, so it’s all about fucking with those Twitter assholes who richly deserve it.
I hope Musk buys it for $5/share.
I hope Musk buys it for $5/share.
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zzyzzx
2022 Jul 11, 5:37am
zzyzzx
2022 Jul 11, 5:37am
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-twitter-money-morning-brief-july-11-100017873.html
Elon Musk has turned Twitter into dead money
Ives cut his price target on Twitter to $30, and we expect other analysts on the Street to make similar moves this week.
Elon Musk has turned Twitter into dead money
Ives cut his price target on Twitter to $30, and we expect other analysts on the Street to make similar moves this week.
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richwicks
2022 Jul 11, 5:49am
richwicks
2022 Jul 11, 5:49am
AmericanKulak says
They are unstable. It's called the Dzhanibekov Effect. It's only stable provided that the cylinder's width is < the radius of the cylinder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU
I MAYBE wrong about the width and height, however, I know that the cylinder can't be longer than the diameter for certain.
O'Neill cylinders will never exist, they can't. They'd flip over once it became imbalanced (and even a SLIGHT imbalance will cause this) and everything in side of it would be pretty banged up at minimum.
O'Neill Cylinders
They are unstable. It's called the Dzhanibekov Effect. It's only stable provided that the cylinder's width is < the radius of the cylinder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU
I MAYBE wrong about the width and height, however, I know that the cylinder can't be longer than the diameter for certain.
O'Neill cylinders will never exist, they can't. They'd flip over once it became imbalanced (and even a SLIGHT imbalance will cause this) and everything in side of it would be pretty banged up at minimum.
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HunterTits
2022 Jul 11, 5:55am
HunterTits
2022 Jul 11, 5:55am
richwicks says
There are meant to be two of them together, counter-rotatimg.
They are unstable. It's called the Dzhanibekov Effect. It's only stable provided that the cylinder's width is < the radius of the cylinder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VPfZ_XzisU
I MAYBE wrong about the width and height, however, I know that the cylinder can't be longer than the diameter for certain.
O'Neill cylinders will never exist, they can't. They'd flip over once it became imbalanced (and even a SLIGHT imbalance will cause this) and everything in side of it would be pretty banged up at minimum.
There are meant to be two of them together, counter-rotatimg.
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richwicks
2022 Jul 11, 6:01am
richwicks
2022 Jul 11, 6:01am
HunterTits says
I'm not positive that is stable.. But I don't know. It could be demonstrated to be stable on a space station or on the vomit comet. I don't think that fixes the problem, BUT I am not positive about it either. My LIMITED understanding of the Dzhanibekov Effect suggests it's not I think it would still have a tendency to twist, perhaps not as violently though.
There are meant to be two of them together, counter-rotatimg.
I'm not positive that is stable.. But I don't know. It could be demonstrated to be stable on a space station or on the vomit comet. I don't think that fixes the problem, BUT I am not positive about it either. My LIMITED understanding of the Dzhanibekov Effect suggests it's not I think it would still have a tendency to twist, perhaps not as violently though.
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Ceffer
2022 Jul 11, 2:18pm
Ceffer
2022 Jul 11, 2:18pm
They don't even have the originality to change the screed for faked bot identities.
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Ceffer
2022 Jul 11, 2:45pm
Ceffer
2022 Jul 11, 2:45pm
Musk wouldn't be buying the bots, anyway. As soon as the ink dried and the money transferred, the DARPA boiler room would have been cleared out leaving nothing but wires and stained carpet.
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Booger
2022 Jul 11, 5:55pm
Booger
2022 Jul 11, 5:55pm
Patrick says
ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!
https://slaynews.com/news/elon-musk-cleans-house-of-woke-employees-as-tesla-lays-off-many-employees-in-diversity-and-inclusivity-programs-report/
Elon Musk Cleans House of Woke Employees as Tesla Lays Off Heads of ‘Diversity and Inclusivity Programs’
ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!
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Booger
2022 Jul 13, 3:30pm
Booger
2022 Jul 13, 3:30pm
Hitler finds out that Musk isn't buying Twitter...
https://youtu.be/O-ZwHQiKNPw
https://youtu.be/O-ZwHQiKNPw
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FarmersWon
2022 Jul 13, 3:54pm
FarmersWon
2022 Jul 13, 3:54pm
Patrick says
@patrick
I didn't know that.
I do see large segment of Hindoo cult calling Elon Musk Khalistani.
... Can see some motivation.
Sikh
@patrick
I didn't know that.
I do see large segment of Hindoo cult calling Elon Musk Khalistani.
... Can see some motivation.
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FarmersWon
2022 Jul 13, 3:54pm
FarmersWon
2022 Jul 13, 3:54pm
Patrick says
@patrick
I didn't know that.
I do see large segment of Hindoo cult calling Elon Musk Khalistani.
... Can see some motivation.
@FarmersWon You might be interested to know that Elon had twins with half-Punjabi Shivon Zilis. Not sure if her mother was Sikh or not.
@patrick
I didn't know that.
I do see large segment of Hindoo cult calling Elon Musk Khalistani.
... Can see some motivation.
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AmericanKulak
2022 Jul 15, 5:07pm
https://archive.ph/7TPoI
The real deal is what % of twitter is bots from NGOs and Gov Agencies. Tee Hee!
Some of these board members are going to go down several castes if it doesn't go through, Twitter could become a penny stock.
Twitter’s board of directors unanimously recommended that its shareholders vote to approve Elon Musk’s $44 billion acquisition of the company.
Twitter said in a proxy filing with the SEC on Friday that it’s inviting shareholders to attend a special meeting at an unspecified date to vote on a proposal to adopt the original acquisition plan made in late April.
“We are committed to closing the merger on the price and terms agreed upon with Mr. Musk,” the company said in the filing. “Your vote at the special meeting is critical to our ability to complete the merger.”
Twitter reminded investors that the purchase price represented a 38% premium to where the stock was trading before Musk first disclosed a stake in the company. It’s fallen dramatically since then, closing on Friday at $37.74, which is 30% below the agreed upon deal price.
https://archive.ph/7TPoI
The real deal is what % of twitter is bots from NGOs and Gov Agencies. Tee Hee!
Some of these board members are going to go down several castes if it doesn't go through, Twitter could become a penny stock.
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