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2022 May 13, 5:41pm 158 views 4 comments

"Government warns women to stop playing with endangered ‘penis plants’"
I guess they come in circumcised and uncircumcised varietals.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/stop-playing-with-endangered-penis-plants-government-says/

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stereotomy 2022 May 13, 6:10pm

These youngins seem so deprived - where is the quality cock they need? I think they're tired of limp fag dicks.

Ceffer 2022 May 13, 6:12pm

When you shit test a penis plant, it just regards it as fertilizer.

stereotomy 2022 May 13, 6:19pm

Ceffer says

When you shit test a penis plant, it just regards it as fertilizer.

Brilliant! a phallus immune to shit tests!

4 AmericanKulak 2022 May 13, 6:25pm

stereotomy says

These youngins seem so deprived - where is the quality cock they need? I think they're tired of limp fag dicks.

The need guidance from salt & pepper haired males, I agree.

I'm happy to guide a young person.

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