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Now There's A Plant That's Happy To See You...

By Ceffer follow Ceffer   2022 May 13, 5:41pm 109 views  4 comments           share      

"Government warns women to stop playing with endangered ‘penis plants’"
I guess they come in circumcised and uncircumcised varietals.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/stop-playing-with-endangered-penis-plants-government-says/


1   stereotomy   2022 May 13, 6:10pm  

These youngins seem so deprived - where is the quality cock they need? I think they're tired of limp fag dicks.
2   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 6:12pm  

When you shit test a penis plant, it just regards it as fertilizer.
3   stereotomy   2022 May 13, 6:19pm  

Ceffer says

When you shit test a penis plant, it just regards it as fertilizer.


Brilliant! a phallus immune to shit tests!
4   AmericanKulak   2022 May 13, 6:25pm  

stereotomy says

These youngins seem so deprived - where is the quality cock they need? I think they're tired of limp fag dicks.


The need guidance from salt & pepper haired males, I agree.

I'm happy to guide a young person.

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