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Before and After Woke, 2022 Edition


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2022 Jun 1, 4:34pm   1,489 views  53 comments

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1   Patrick   2022 Jun 1, 4:35pm  

Such a pity. It's like watching someone squander a fortune.
2   GNL   2022 Jun 1, 4:35pm  

Who is she?
3   mell   2022 Jun 1, 4:37pm  

Brutal. Won the biomechanics lottery and pissed it all away. Who is it?
4   Rin   2022 Jun 1, 5:02pm  

Patrick says
Such a pity. It's like watching someone squander a fortune.


Just to show everyone how stupid many of these newfound celebrities are, let's look at how they could have deposited their first $500K into tobacco, without simply being a substance abuse waste case topic ...

If she bought $500K (or 25265 shares) of Altria (MO) in 2010 and simply allowed the account to reinvest the dividends ...

Today, she'd have 50036 shares, giving her $176K/yr (qualified dividend check [ lower tax than ordinary income ] ) doing absolutely nothing all day ...



And yes, it doesn't always have to be another Bitcoin or Tesla story. Even something as simple as smoking, can give one a retirement income stream.
5   BayArea   2022 Jun 1, 6:38pm  

Demi Lovato

She was a gem before going woke
6   Patrick   2022 Jun 1, 6:40pm  

Wow, she's only 29 and looks 45 now. So sad.
7   Booger   2022 Jun 1, 6:41pm  

Rin says
If she bought $500K (or 25265 shares) of Altria (MO) in 2010 and simply allowed the account to reinvest the dividends ...

Today, she'd have 50036 shares, giving her $176K/yr (qualified dividend check [ lower tax than ordinary income ] ) doing absolutely nothing all day ...


Would you make that same investment now, or would you buy QYLD?
8   MAGA   2022 Jun 1, 6:42pm  

Real or fake boobs?
9   HeadSet   2022 Jun 1, 6:45pm  

Patrick says

Wow, she's only 29 and looks 45 now. So sad.

That usually caused by meth.
10   Rin   2022 Jun 1, 7:33pm  

Booger says
Rin says
If she bought $500K (or 25265 shares) of Altria (MO) in 2010 and simply allowed the account to reinvest the dividends ...

Today, she'd have 50036 shares, giving her $176K/yr (qualified dividend check [ lower tax than ordinary income ] ) doing absolutely nothing all day ...


Would you make that same investment now, or would you buy QYLD?


Read my latest piece on the bear market ...

https://patrick.net/post/1345315/2022-05-25-rin-has-recognized-that-the-nasdaq-is-t#last
11   GNL   2022 Jun 1, 7:38pm  

@Rin

What do you do for a living? Other than bangin hoes.
12   Rin   2022 Jun 1, 8:05pm  

WineHorror1 says
@Rin

What do you do for a living? Other than bangin hoes.


I guess you haven't been keeping up on my bio.

Many years ago, three of us formed a hedge fund, myself, a control engineer, and a young graduate from UoL/LSE (London School of Economics) & by securing capital from three senior investors/partners, we got started.

Since then, we've been able to run a successful hedge fund and succeeded in merging with a larger firm.

Now, I've semi-retired from my prior job & I'm a consultant to the old firm, attending conferences around the globe while promoting the firm's offerings.
13   rocketjoe79   2022 Jun 1, 10:44pm  

I remember Johnny Carson saying:

"Pick 100 people in this room - 99 can handle failure - only one can handle success."

Demi Lovato isn't a failure, but she didn't know how to handle success, IMHO.
14   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Jun 2, 4:01am  

BayArea says
She was a gem before going woke
Big bottom.



15   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 4:52am  

Big bottom girls are gross. It's lard.
16   WookieMan   2022 Jun 2, 5:08am  

I don't even find the before photo attractive to be honest. You can see in the arms and thighs where this was going regardless of any drug use.

Women that aren't working out almost daily for a good hour will eventually get fat. Diet be damned. I know a few girls that could eat burgers and shit foot for 2 decades, were rail thin and when they hit early 30's they started ballooning up because they didn't work out. Genetic thinness always goes away. Always.

I'll say this though. Whether for business or music, the road can be tough. It's not for everybody. When my wife travels she tries to run every morning. Freaks me out because it can be an unfamiliar place and there are shit heads out there that will assault you.

But back to my original thought, when you're up until 2-3am, even if not partying, it's extremely difficult to stay healthy if you're in her business. To stay thin for her would probably need 2 hours a day of working out. Difficult if you're on a bus or airplane all the time. People do it, but for some it's not a sustainable lifestyle with their genetics.
17   WookieMan   2022 Jun 2, 5:12am  

WineHorror1 says

Big bottom girls are gross. It's lard.

Lol. I was typing my comment before seeing this. Bingo. The before photo you could see the end result already. There are toned gluts and there are ones that expand with age if you don't do upkeep. She didn't do upkeep for whatever reason.
18   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2022 Jun 2, 5:55am  

She’s had a number of mental health and drug issues.

I’m not sure why people with so much money can’t properly receive the treatment they need. She’s an absolute mess.
19   WookieMan   2022 Jun 2, 6:34am  

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says

She’s had a number of mental health and drug issues.

I’m not sure why people with so much money can’t properly receive the treatment they need. She’s an absolute mess.

Not excusing addiction, and not trying to be a dick, but until you personally experience it you won't have a clue. Something as simple as smoking cigarettes took me a decade to quit. You don't just snap a finger and it goes away. Money can't fix it either.

One thing I'd say you could change is who you hang out with. That was my solution and it worked. Not blaming them, it was me making the choice, but have neighbors we'd hang in the garage and drink and smoke. Chain smoking style. It was fun, but had kids and my oldest was picking up on it at about 4-5 years old. That was the trigger for me and I literally stopped hanging out with them for 3 years.

We're still friends and starting to hang out again. My cravings are 100% gone. Time away from the vice is key. It's hard to get there though if the people around you are doing what you thought you enjoyed. It's okay to be direct and say you cannot be around someone because their behavior. If they're true friends they'll respect that. If they don't respect that then the answer is staring you in the face and you might need new friends. My guess is bad friends and an addictive personality. You have to adjust yourself and realize you might have bad people around you if they don't show concern. Like I said, for me it was my kid and then I backed it out and looked at it from his prospective.

Kids are the best truth tellers when it comes to what they see in adults. They will lie about their own shenanigans though. Little shits.
20   BayArea   2022 Jun 2, 6:39am  

Some of you guys are brutal lol
21   mell   2022 Jun 2, 6:47am  

Nothing wrong with a big bottom. Womyn with small bottoms, esp. if they don't have tits as well, remind one of men imo. But they have to keep reasonably fit. They don't have to work out each day, just house work and dealing with the kids will keep you fit. Our parents and grandparents generations never hit the gyms and had no problems staying in shape, bottom and tits or not. There may be a genetic component to Hispanic, Latin, middle eastern and southern European womyn though to get bigger with age, moreso than for other ethnicities
22   BayArea   2022 Jun 2, 7:35am  

Big bottoms are preferred… as long as woman is not obese.
23   WookieMan   2022 Jun 2, 7:38am  

BayArea says

Some of you guys are brutal lol

I'd say honest. If you're talking lifetime wife material, huge tits and huge asses don't age well. I'd still like to have some decent sex when I'm 60 and not grossed out by my partners tits touching her thighs and ass full of cellulite and fat.

While not the perfect body of a 19 year old, my wife takes care of herself and is pretty damn hot. I'm the winner in our relationship if we're talking looks. Although if I can get down to 200 or even 190, look out ladies. Gotta have some ego, but I do look pretty good when I'm thinner and toned.

My nose is my biggest beef with my body though I really don't care to do anything about it and never will. Won't lie in that it's partially the reason I don't drink wine... the fucking glass radius is too small for my nose. It's not obscenely large, just an annoyance. Fits my overall face though I think.
24   just_passing_through   2022 Jun 2, 8:56am  

WineHorror1 says
Big bottom girls are gross. It's lard.


It's omega-3s!
25   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 12:07pm  

WookieMan says

WineHorror1 says

Big bottom girls are gross. It's lard.

Lol. I was typing my comment before seeing this. Bingo. The before photo you could see the end result already. There are toned gluts and there are ones that expand with age if you don't do upkeep. She didn't do upkeep for whatever reason.

Beautiful face for sure but, yes, you could see where she was going to end up.
26   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 12:10pm  

WookieMan says
While not the perfect body of a 19 year old, my wife takes care of herself and is pretty damn hot.

My wife is 52 and I'm not complaining about her looks. And she's slim.
27   AmericanKulak   2022 Jun 2, 12:26pm  

WineHorror1 says

Big bottom girls are gross. It's lard.


Big asses, blech. Small to medium are okay. I honestly prefer a flat ass to a Hottentot Twerking Disgusting Omega-3 Ass. I don't even like 100 squats a day muscular asses, I want to fuck a chick, not some gal whose backside resembles a quarterback like Refigerator Perry.

Tits are great, and I love hangers, C through J cups.
28   BayArea   2022 Jun 2, 12:28pm  

One of the great life wisdoms:

Don’t get fat. It’s absolutely imperative.


I was at a restaurant in Richmond CA about 10yrs ago. A skinny guy walks in with a shirt that reads “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

So true
29   WookieMan   2022 Jun 2, 1:42pm  

WineHorror1 says
Beautiful face for sure

Disagree there. Take off the clown paste and she's below average.

My wife doesn't wear makeup outside of a big event like a wedding or gala (and I can't stand it then, but she still looks hot). I can promise you her face in the before photo is awful without the makeup. 100%. Fake eyebrows, lashes and her face is painted. Sorry, not attractive at all. Cut the head off in the after photo/hair ignoring the body, still wearing makeup and the face looks like shit. She's not naturally attractive, never was.
30   mell   2022 Jun 2, 1:46pm  

AmericanKulak says

WineHorror1 says

Big bottom girls are gross. It's lard.


Big asses, blech. Small to medium are okay. I honestly prefer a flat ass to a Hottentot Twerking Disgusting Omega-3 Ass. I don't even like 100 squats a day muscular asses, I want to fuck a chick, not some gal whose backside resembles a quarterback like Refigerator Perry.

Tits are great, and I love hangers, C through J cups.

well what is considered today a big ass is obese in reality. You usually get tits with ass. Her ass is perfectly fine in the first picture, not so much in the 2nd. Lot of additional hip fat, no curve anymore.
31   WookieMan   2022 Jun 2, 2:00pm  

mell says
Her ass is perfectly fine in the first picture, not so much in the 2nd. Lot of additional hip fat, no curve anymore.

Eh, will disagree. Those leggings are compressing her fat by 1/2" on each side. She's bigger than the before photo makes her look. That's why they make higher leggings like that above the belly button. Pull those down and some stuff is gonna come out of them.

There's a reason "yoga" pants are so popular. Slims your shape and figure but also makes your ass look better. Pull them off and I can promise you the before photo you'll be like "all that was in there?"

Women also have the advantage of tits to make them look thinner in the middle even though they may not be. Put an A cup on her and she'd look like a tank even at a healthy weight. It's why women have so many body issues.
32   mell   2022 Jun 2, 2:12pm  

The ass is perfectly proportional to her tits, fat only in the right places, I would give the first pic a 7-8, an 8 if it weren't for the accentuated thick eyebrows which has been a trend now for years. Gives a klingon-like look to otherwise perfectly feminine faces. Need big tits, maybe not as big as Rin, but a handful is necessary minimum, and I have big hands. Nothing against the slimmer lanky tall type as long as there are tits and a butt shape quite more pronounced than a man, aka birthing hips.
33   Patrick   2022 Jun 2, 2:18pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Big bottom.


As Spinal Tap sang: "How could I leave this behind?"
34   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 2:19pm  

WookieMan says

WineHorror1 says
Beautiful face for sure

Disagree there. Take off the clown paste and she's below average.

My wife doesn't wear makeup outside of a big event like a wedding or gala (and I can't stand it then, but she still looks hot). I can promise you her face in the before photo is awful without the makeup. 100%. Fake eyebrows, lashes and her face is painted. Sorry, not attractive at all. Cut the head off in the after photo/hair ignoring the body, still wearing makeup and the face looks like shit. She's not naturally attractive, never was.

You "could" be right but, her facial structure looks as though she would still be attractive.
35   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 2:21pm  

WookieMan says
Eh, will disagree. Those leggings are compressing her fat by 1/2" on each side. She's bigger than the before photo makes her look.

I agree. Even in the first photo she's a fatass.
36   mell   2022 Jun 2, 2:46pm  

Well she's 5'3". You'd need a couple of inches to change her inherent genetic shape. Cross breeding with a tall northern European could work. Not 100% my type, but pic 1 still beats 70% of wommynz out there. Maybe these daze 80%. Minus the browz
37   BayArea   2022 Jun 2, 4:17pm  

Bunch of guys breaking apart a beautiful woman (formerly at least), come on.
38   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 6:05pm  

mell says
Well she's 5'3". You'd need a couple of inches to change her inherent genetic shape.

My wife is 5'1". She is not shaped like a pear.
39   GNL   2022 Jun 2, 6:06pm  

BayArea says

Bunch of guys breaking apart a beautiful woman (formerly at least), come on.

She was pretty. Great head of hair also. But, come on, take a look at those thunder thighs.
40   mell   2022 Jun 2, 6:08pm  

WineHorror1 says

mell says
Well she's 5'3". You'd need a couple of inches to change her inherent genetic shape.

My wife is 5'1". She is not shaped like a pear.

Is she Hispanic/Mediterranean? They can maintain a very slim body but it requires a strict diet, exercise and no overeating. I maintain Demi is fit in the first pic.

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