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Just wait until the revenge if you dare to tell them they fart.

Ceffer says

Just wait until the revenge if you dare to tell them they fart.

lol. I've never understood the stigma with farting. We'll be playing volleyball with multiple females around and I'll drop an audible fart. Who cares? Most the chicks just laugh. I'm also not in the market. And I don't care if a chick farts either. My wife and I sometimes have fart wars if we went out to dinner or made something high in fiber the next morning.

Women that act like men, are not lesbians, but are feminine are hard to come by. I found one. If you can't be yourself around a woman, they can go to hell. Don't shame or judge me for a natural bodily function that we all do.

Thread derailment aside, feminism is the losers/uglies. There's not much else to it. They can't compete with their attractive peers. Even some of the most attractive women can be needy as shit and just annoying. Especially women that have outrageous expectations, but don't do a damn thing. Those relationships always crash because the chick is putting out, is then demanding and uses sex as the carrot and does nothing.

I’ve been married to the same feminist for over 30 years.
All I know is that when the planets align, it’s worth all the work that intimate relationships require. But it’s not for the faint of heart. The return on investment is something hard to explain like 100% of what you’ve got for a 150% return (in other words the extra benefit that comes along is unexpected, unexplainable, and can’t be seen until after the 100% investment (everything you’ve got) is applied.
Re the article below, my only response is sadness. As humanity “advances” we’re growing increasingly isolated.
It’s game change time.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-state-our-unions/202208/the-rise-lonely-single-m

WookieMan says

I've never understood the stigma with farting

It's cultural and comes from the observation that social scientist Hannah Arendt explained. We live our lives in only two realms, the public where we conduct our daily business and the private where we eat, sleep, eliminate and reproduce. Of course we do eat in public, but it doesn't convey the intimate and secure feeling of dining with one's loved ones in private does. Sadly, some do sleep in public, but that is usually due to some unfortunate malady and doesn't provide rest. Elimination and reproduction are the most private functions of humanity and why the organs connected with those functions are called "privates". A fart is so close to elimination that it is going to make people uncomfortable when forced to confront that function in a public setting. That's also why the countercultural impulses of the late 60's and into the 70's when lots of young people flaunted group nudity by being "natural" or "authentic" were fools themselves because they were flouting a normal cultural taboo.

One of my professors read parts from a book - a cultural study of flatulence.

In one island nation a guy was considered a stud if he could fart at the same time he ejaculated. In another, if caught farting in public to redeem themself they needed to climb a palm tree; this species has a giant spike growing out the top - then impale themself through their bunghole.

just_passing_through says

In one island nation a guy was considered a stud if he could fart at the same time he ejaculated. In another, if caught farting in public to redeem themself they needed to climb a palm tree; this species has a giant spike growing out the top - then impale themself through their bunghole.

Sounds like some Margaret Mead bullshit.

Mead went to Samoa and her "research" consisted of a click of young girls telling her complete bullshit that she accepted as absolute fact. Mead was a moron.

Funny that as I age I see more and more bullshit that has been passed off as fact for years. People outright just make shit up and they've been doing it for a LONG time.

Impaling yourself on a spike for flatulence? That's fucking bullshit, not to mention just about impossible. Ever attempt to climb a tree to the top? You can't. The branches are too weak to support weight, also a doubt there's a tree that exists that has a spike at the top.

Psychology, sociology, economics - those "studies" are RIFE with fraud. It's like the more outrageous and damaging you are, the better you do in the field.

richwicks says

Margaret Mead

And she celebrated the counterculture and all its components in the late 60's when she was in her late 60's, shacking up, drugs, communes, you name it, thought it was "liberating".

NDrLoR says

richwicks says

Margaret Mead

And she celebrated the counterculture and all its components in the late 60's when she was in her late 60's, shacking up, drugs, you name it, thought it was "liberating".

I don't know what she was like in her later life, I just knew her seminal work is bullshit. It was my first glimpse in how a "celebrity scientist" (and I use scientist VERY LOOSELY) can completely fuck up the science.

Used to think peer review would always prevent that, NOT in the social sciences, NOT in medicine. Physics ultimately gets worked out, so do other hard sciences. You can prove everything in those but it's quite interesting to see the frauds still pop up.

Speaking of frauds: A few years ago people were talking about the "E-Cat" a device that purported to do cold fusion doing Nickel-Hydrogen fusion. It got quite a ways, but the isotopes in it were what you find in the standard Earth's crust, supposedly they sold something to some naive company (or somebody in on the scam, maybe to try to create credibility). You want to see how far that fraud went?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Energy_Catalyzer

They even have a wikipedia entry.

Or the MDI aircar is a favorite of mine. What that supposedly does is use compressed air to power a vehicle. They made a go-cart do 10 km or so. Compressed air is a TERRIBLE energy storage mechanism. Now they are selling a device that is supposed to store energy for off grid. They've been doing this for over a DECADE, imagine being an engineer working on a scam for that long?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_Development_International

They are still scamming and the even won awards from the UN in 2018. It's infuriating. There's a theoretical limit to compressed air engines, this thing is like 10% efficient. You'd be better off with a steam engine powered by burning wood.

If you're old enough, there was all this woo psychic bullshit in the 1970's and early 1980's. Charlatans would fool scientists doing some tricks, and scientists can be fooled.

https://www.salon.com/2012/08/23/passing_gas_is_an_art_and_science/

Consider the sad fate of Pu Sao of the Tikopia in Polynesia, who was so overcome with shame after farting in the presence of the chief that he committed suicide by climbing a palm tree and impaling himself through the rectum with a sharply pointed branch.

richwicks says

also a doubt there's a tree that exists that has a spike at the top.

richwicks says

Mead went to Samoa and her "research" consisted of a click of young girls telling her complete bullshit that she accepted as absolute fact. Mead was a moron.

That’s the official damage control version of it. Yeah blame it on the irreverent jokester native girls. Poor gullible Mead. No, more likely Mead made it all up herself knowing full well the sexual mores of this traditional culture were, well, traditional. She had a job to do, promote the idea of moral relativism.

'Hey, Margaret, how would you like to become a postmodern apologist for feminism and free love? Lucrative book deals, fame, fortune, lecture tours, academic honors, the whole shebang! It's not deception, it's moral relativism at it's best. Our motto is 'Hang the Facts";. What moron is going to go all the way to Somoa to get skeeter bit and malarial to contradict you?";. "Your CIA handler will be calling in the morning."

Kinna like the Jane Goodall pap about the noble monkeys. Until they found out they engaged in tribalism, wars, infanticide, and cannibalism. Monkeys munching on the ribs of their defeated enemy's infants wasn't such great press.

NDrLoR says

It's cultural and comes from the observation that social scientist Hannah Arendt explained. We live our lives in only two realms, the public where we conduct our daily business and the private where we eat, sleep, eliminate and reproduce.

The fact "social scientist" even exists is a joke. I'm actually a cordial, nice guy. But I don't give a fuck. I have no filter. If you don't like me, how I act, or what I say... great. That doesn't move me. It clearly moves that person.

I don't know. My top 3-5 buddies are downright nasty mother fuckers. One jumped out of his kayak on a river float and took a shit floating there. Another was in the Dominican I believe and shit his pants in a touristy church stop. My tight group of guy friends are off their fucking rockers. And almost none of us have been arrested for anything. Maybe 1 or 2 DUI's.

Between this thread and another recent one, I'm realizing how much stupid shit I've done in my life. It's a lot. It has and will continue to be fun though.

https://www.lotcs.org/

you will never understand crazies

They're all crazy, some more than others. Why? Women LOVE Drama and Feelings. Stability and Order are anathema; the reason is worked in the old days is that the gossipped and created drama amongst themselves, and they also had no Welfare or No-Fault Divorce as a backstop to leaving plus Social Pressure from both Religion AND Law.

Here's a 60 year old Woman who left her husband of 25 years to become an Escort in her 40s Watch as she hoes mad that she's seen as a sex object, though she voluntarily went from housewife to hooker. She's actually upset that a 10 Chad pumped and dumped her. All the while claiming to understand men "primally". Remember, she left a husband of 25 years who based on her background and her off comments, was certainly in the Professional Class or above.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg27iSEfp-w
The 60 Year old LifeCoach/RelationshipCoach/Escort Who Wants 10s and Men in their 40s with Beards:


This video was made when she was 60. The Female Hamster NEVER sleeps. It goes unto their deathbed.

To crown all, after abandoning her 25-year marriage and 3 kids to become an escort, she is a "Life Coach". Which I now believe to be a "Paid Sounding Board" to confirm Women's Fantasies and Affirm their Dumb Life Decisions Now she resents being a sex object, although she is both a relationship/Life Coach and Escort.

If none of this makes any sense, you're beginning to understand women. They are never content, they want to be singlemarried with a Beta Provider-Chad who is Free To Explore / While Nurtured Uncondittionally By Prince Charming so she can have Stability/Partylife while Beta-Chad NeverCheats BUT His SMV and Virility in the eyes of OTHER Women is Constantly Affirmed to constantly prove she is with a Provider-Chad at least several times a week. Happiness and "Only Happy When It Rains" as the song goes, alternate consistantly as a FEELZ Goal to them.

In other words, they are Agents of Chaos. This explains why when they get what they want, they want something else, often the opposite.

Here's this Escort prepping for an appointment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsAhU0BXlM

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

"Life Coach". Which I now believe to be a "Paid Sounding Board" to confirm Women's Fantasies and Affirm their Dumb Life Decisions

LOL! That seems to be it. The 'life coaches' can make a lot of money that way. They act as sleazy co-dependents to people's foolishness, narcissism and gullibility.

Santa Cruz is crawling with therapists and life coaches. They all have this semi pandering affect even when you just talk with them in non professional life. They are always hoping to snag another customer.

Women idolize all of these trust fund idiots who spend their lives being 'artists' and 'discovering' themselves and think they should be able to do the same. That asinine movie 'Live, Eat, Pray' characterizes the genre. I caved to chick flick night once, and fifteen minutes in I told my wife I just couldn't take this movie any more.

Ceffer says

That asinine movie 'Live, Eat, Pray' characterizes the genre.

I have somewhere on this drive what the author REALLY looks like, what he first husband and his new wife look like and how they live (top .1%), and what the "Sexy Argentine" guy really looks like (he's got a paunch and bald, and is a fellow trust fund baby who blew all his money finding HIMSELF until he ended up in Bali).

OH SHIT!! My info is out of date.

Eat Pray Love author Gilbert(bottom left) ditched her bald, broke Argentine with a Paunch and moved on to an aged Bulldyke as her "Partner":


The Hamster never sleeps.

Women have pms montly, pain n.mood swing. They hate men for not having to go thru that

Cooties was real, and Feminism is the advanced stages.

KgK one says

Women have pms montly, pain n.mood swing. They hate men for not having to go thru that

Women hate men for lots of reasons. Periods, being smaller and weaker on average, being less aggressive.

Men do have a tendency to be aggressive assholes, but this is also something that women love about men. They feel safer with a guy who may sometimes be an asshole to her, but will also be an asshole for her when she needs protection.

Patrick says

Women hate men for lots of reasons. Periods, being smaller and weaker on average, being less aggressive.

Men do have a tendency to be aggressive assholes, but this is also something that women love about men. They feel safer with a guy who may sometimes be an asshole to her, but will also be an asshole for her when she needs protection.

That's the problem with Women today, they are trying too hard to be aggressive. They emulate male thugs and gangsters more than most men.
They even talk like street trash...

"Wait! Hold UP!" "What the Fuck?!?" "Bro!(exclaimed to another girl)" and stupid low IQ shit like that.

When I was younger at least 8 out of ever 10 younger women were Fap material. Today you're lucky if 1 out of 10 fits the bill.
Sure I might tap more than 1 out of 10, but they aren't late night memorable spectacles.
Many are pariah, that I would rather lock the door at an intersection when they approached rather than ask them if they need a ride somewhere.

AmericanKulak says

Eat Pray Love author Gilbert(bottom left) ditched her bald, broke Argentine with a Paunch and moved on to an aged Bulldyke as her "Partner":

Guess she's eating a lot more and praying a lot less these days.