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ROANOKE, VA — LASIK Surgeon Dr. Adam Slade has begun offering a new "Total Blindness" option to help people get through Pride Month.
"The demand for blindness is just off the charts right now," said Dr. Slade. "I literally can't blind people fast enough."
My prediction is that people are getting sick and tired of LDHDTV+. Just tired of it. Tired like hearing about the Olympics in Ads back in the day, "Coca Cola/Xerox/Wawa proudly sponsors blah blah blah..." except they've been hearing it for years at a high intensity, and now that intensity is about to exponentially increase next month.
The worst thing in the PoMo world is to be boring. And people are getting bored of the Rainbow.