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2024 Aug 16, 10:44am   2,365 views  140 comments

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30   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Aug 19, 12:26pm  

clambo says



My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.


I have a bunch of these also.
31   Ceffer   2024 Aug 19, 2:11pm  

clambo says

My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.

Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
32   HeadSet   2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm  

Ceffer says

clambo says


My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.

Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?

Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
36   Patrick   2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm  

Onvacation says

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says


Encyclopedia Brittanicas

I remember my old set from the 60s. Someone intentionally broke up the volumes so it said something interesting on the spine. My favorite:





I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".

The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
37   Patrick   2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm  

clambo says



My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.


I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
38   WookieMan   2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
39   Onvacation   2024 Aug 24, 10:46am  

Inspired from the new big mac thread

"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
47   Tenpoundbass   2024 Sep 5, 10:16am  

Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
48   Tenpoundbass   2024 Sep 5, 10:18am  

Who still has a huge 3 piece entertainment credenza in their Living room?
49   Tenpoundbass   2024 Sep 5, 10:25am  

When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
50   Ceffer   2024 Sep 5, 10:40am  

Tenpoundbass says

Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.

Who needs flouride when you have those things.
51   Ceffer   2024 Sep 5, 10:41am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
53   ElYorsh   2024 Sep 18, 8:30am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





Aging is a fact of life
54   GNL   2024 Sep 18, 10:03am  

Punky Brewster?
55   komputodo   2024 Sep 18, 10:07am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





is that a table lighter?
56   komputodo   2024 Sep 18, 10:08am  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says





I'm old and don't know who they are
57   komputodo   2024 Sep 18, 10:09am  

Tenpoundbass says

When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.

telephone poles and RR sleepers in the 70s
58   Karloff   2024 Sep 18, 3:39pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:

"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."

59   stereotomy   2024 Sep 18, 5:18pm  

Every ex-military laughs when I mention the "WOPR."
60   stereotomy   2024 Sep 18, 5:23pm  

komputodo says

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






I'm old and don't know who they are

I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .
61   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 18, 10:36pm  

komputodo says


DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






I'm old and don't know who they are



Joe and Blair From Facts of Life
62   AmericanKulak   2024 Sep 19, 1:10am  

zzyzzx says


The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.

Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
63   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Sep 19, 7:17am  

AmericanKulak says

BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.


He was briefly in the remake also.
66   Patrick   2024 Sep 22, 8:17pm  

Not sure which is funnier, the email by payphone, or the black executive in a pin stripe suit smoking a pipe.
67   PeopleUnited   2024 Sep 22, 8:31pm  

It’s the pipe, definitely the pipe!

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