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I think this guy was a math major:

Looks like Caleb and Ryan at least are getting their boners shined.
DOGEWontAmountToShit says

"The average 22 yr old woman today has a higher body count than a 53 yr old woman."

HaHa, I was on a road trip with my friend just to drop his son back off at university. On the way, I opined that WNY was no place for a young man because the quality of pussy was far too low. My friend tried to refute my argument by saying that WNY is really close to Toronto, and that he had had experiences with these ladies. I said "that's fine for you, but how old were these women - mid-30's at least? Your son is looking for 20-23 year old women." He continued his argument, to which I conceded "Well, at the very least he can get some experience with these Canadian roasties to figure what he wants from a woman." That shut him down.

I was so happy I could use the term "roasty" in an actual conversation/argument.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Lol. I'll never date again in my life knowing what I know. Fortunately I'm good for now. Who knows with our age and weird shit creeping up. Wife already had skin cancer. Minor. 70 shouldn't be a problem outside of a car accident. I think.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

I'm a tip guy. Wife can handle the johnson, but I don't expect her to choke. You'll get me in 3-5 min on the tip no problem. Women lie, they don't like it unless they're desperate for a guy that's likely trash anyway. A good tip sucker is golden. Penetration is for sex which is still fun. BJ is tip tongue and light sucking. Ball massaging never hurts.

I think there may be some chemotaxis to blow jobs. Once they latch on, they tend to stay there a while even if they don't especially like it as a concept to begin with. They might get some endorphins or pheromones that prime them for the ride.

They also seem to like the shots across the bow. It's a messy confirmation of their ultimate attractiveness, plus the job is over and they can go back to dreaming of food.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

Sounds like you have sampled quite a few babes to make that determination.

"100 men test positive for chlamydia, herpes and gonorrhea after gang banging porn star Lily Philips in one day."

DOGEWontAmountToShit says