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2008 Jul 13, 1:46am   8,918 views  365 comments

by Patrick   follow (60)  

Some observations of Canada from my 10 day house-swap with a Canadian family in Toronto:

Native Canadian people are helpful, but Canadian immigrants don't talk to strangers.
Most things are more expensive than in the US, like $6.50 Canadian for a Hagen Daas ice cream bar in Toronto Island park.
The Lindt chocolates are all forgeries, just crap in elite wrappers. Canadians are unaware of the fraud, since they've never had good chocolate.
Via Rail beats Amtrak by a long shot. Via Rail is clean, on-time, and cheap.
Tap water tastes pretty good.
There are two sales taxes instead of just one: provincial and federal.
Beer and wine in Ontario are sold only by the provincial liquor monopoly, at twice the cost as in the US. BYOB/W
Public pools are free, though run-down.
Immigrants in Toronto are the largest percentage of any city in the world.
The subway system in Toronto is efficient and inexpensive.
Milk comes in a bag rather than in a gallon jug.
Prostitution advertising is brazen and cheap.
There are many Muslim women, some completely covered in Burqas.
Women have more tattoos than in the US.
Marijuana can be smelled in the air on many major Toronto streets.
There is a visible gay population in Toronto.
There are a surprising number of Canadian flags on cars and houses.
The Canadian accent becomes more noticeable the more you hear it.




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134   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 7, 5:08pm  

What is on the Canadian flag again?


135   stereotomy   2025 Mar 7, 5:59pm  

MOAR FALL OF JUSTIN CASTRO MEMES!

Why does Trump pussy foot around with Trudeau- calling him Governor Trudeau?

Call a spade a spade -Trump should henceforth address the Premier of Canada as Justin Castro, bastard son of Fidel Castro.

If Trump did this, I would declare his balls to not be just brass, but titanium - invincible and invulnerable.
137   Ceffer   2025 Mar 7, 6:03pm  

Justin son of a political groupie nymphomaniac and a brutal Communist dictator. What could possibly go wrong? He could never fuck Canada enough.
144   HeadSet   2025 Mar 9, 1:13pm  

Booger says





They can aways wipe using a maple leaf.
145   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 9, 3:55pm  

Carney the globalist hedge fund guy picked to lead the LPs.

Freeland kicked to the curb.
147   HeadSet   2025 Mar 10, 11:52am  

Carney is PM only because the LP still holds power for now. "But, because Mr. Carney does not hold a seat in Parliament, he is expected to call federal elections soon after being sworn in as prime minister. In those elections, he will face off with Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party." In that case, Poilievre seems to be the likely winner.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/world/canada/mark-carney-liberal-election.html
148   stereotomy   2025 Mar 10, 2:49pm  

No reason to clear the tariffs - with Carney, globohomo is fully in charge of Canuckistan. Let's see if he repeals all the commie oppressive laws that Castro pushed. Fat fucking chance IMHO.

The only reason I'll go to Canada again is when the Loonie is $0.50 and the strippers in St. Catherines are desperate for Amercian $ and attention.
153   WookieMan   2025 Mar 13, 6:50am  

Natives on the crime, Indians I guess. Not Canadians but the people before it was settled. They drink Scope mouthwash to get drunk. Not a joke. I haven't been in a while but parts of Canada are sketchy.

If you've been to Wisconsin you know that people in cold and flat climates drink a ton. Canada is heavy on the booze.

I drink and refuse to fight unless it's a family member that's being harassed. So I could see violent crime being high in Canada. You go to a bar and you're indoors with others a lot or you go crazy. Fights and assaults happen. That's why I avoid bars that are primarily for drinking and not the food.
156   WookieMan   2025 Mar 13, 7:54pm  

Patrick says





Tilly hats and underwear. I'm guilty... lol.
157   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 13, 9:41pm  

Patrick says







Do kids who were born 9 months after that trip wifey & I took to Niagara Falls count?
158   stereotomy   2025 Mar 13, 10:01pm  

WookieMan says

Patrick says






Tilly hats and underwear. I'm guilty... lol.

Back about 25 years ago, you could get really high quality combed cotton products from Canada. I had underwear that lasted 10 years - no linting or tearing.

Not to mention that French Canadian whores and strippers that loved American $ when the loonie was 60 cents to the dollar (that was earlier, like around 1990.
159   zzyzzx   2025 Mar 14, 6:30am  

Patrick says






Litens serpentine belt tensioners that I use in vehicles. Other than that and maybe some canola oil and a 2011 Ford Edge.
161   desertguy   2025 Mar 15, 8:24am  

Patrick says







High quality dog food. They appear to have higher standards.
165   WookieMan   2025 Mar 17, 6:46pm  

DeportLibtards says





Northern IL winters suck. No one "wants" to live in Canada, it's brutal. They lose a good chunk of the population because of snow birds. They can drive down in two days and live in Northern FL for 2-3 months.

With remote work I wouldn't be at all shocked if Canada loses 10-20% of its population from January to Spring Break or about now. Can't really grow if you don't have the people there. It's too cold.

Hell it's cold in the summer. Went to Boundary Waters area Ely, MN about 100 miles from the CN border. Had a high of 50ºF in July. F that. I didn't pack for that shit. I just stayed in the house and slept in my camper, heated of course. Hate having to pack cold and warm weather clothes.

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