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BLOW ME, BANKER SCUM, FUCKING BLOW ME!

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Orlando Shooter Was Regular at Pulse and Had Profile on Homo Date Site!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   64 comments, latest 8 months ago
Simple: TRUMPLIGULA! evicts ALL! HOMOS! Done! Why is he the only candidate talking sense any more? Why is he the only candidate that can make America GREAT! FOR! THE!...
COPS THREATEN TO TAKE KID - TWICE - IN ONE UNNECESSARY STOP
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   43 comments, latest 1 year ago
On the face of it, the border ag stop is an egregious exposure to engineered forfeiture by cops planting drugs and calling a car they want a conveyance for...
What Do You Shout Into the Swollen Fat Face of an Oozing Bag of Shit Like This?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   41 comments, latest 11 months ago
I'd start with "FAT FUCK! FAT FUCK!" shouted within 4 inches of her ear. Suggestions? #politics #humor #trigglypuff
The PatNet Whitesboro Town Logo Design Contest
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   37 comments, latest 1 year ago
Blurtman (the Obey avatar guy) had a great story about a town getting a lot of shit for its logo showing a white guy strangling an indian to death:...
La. woman videotaped raping 3-year-old boy and having intercourse with a dog
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   31 comments, latest 1 year ago
Video and still photos depicting the woman raping the little boy and abusing the animal were obtained by authorities with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office after one of Lodice's...
PATNET PROPOSAL FOR GOP: FUCK DEBATES! STAGE HARD ON CONTESTS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   28 comments, latest 1 year ago
It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest. They don't know enough between them...
Prince Music Was Tedious Pop Crap. How Can Anyone Care That He's Dead?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (3)   28 comments, latest 11 months ago
Really I listen all manner of music all day - mostly college-band FM radio - and still run vinyl and CDs. Never would have occurred to me to buy a...
DID PRESIDENT FUCKFACE McCUNTFART REALLY PLAGIARIZE A CAKE?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like   ↓ dislike   27 comments, latest 2 months ago
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IOWA and NH Polls: All Candidates Criminally Insane - EXCEPT FOR BERNIE
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   25 comments, latest 1 year ago
Check this the fuck out. America goes for the communist! If this keeps up, everyone in America will be forced to be a gay jihadi islamofascist taxed at 115%...
Rewrite Ideas for New Star Wars Flick
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   25 comments, latest 1 year ago
The clone army is replaced by Lesbian Pleasure Battalions that sex the universe into tongue-lolling submission. Finn and the chick take turns tazing and drop kicking Yoda.
Choice in the General: LESBIAN BANK COCKSUCKER vs. EFFEMINATE TRUST-FUND TWIT
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   25 comments, latest 1 year ago
Is this what the founding fathers really intended?
New Hampshire Goes Full Bore Marxist Commie Dog for Sanders
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #politics   ↑ like (11)   ↓ dislike (1)   24 comments, latest 1 year ago
Vermont Commie Strongman Blitzes the Immense Hirsute Lesbian Monarchist!#politics...
The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Wants to Eat MORE! PUSSY! LOTS MORE! PUSSY! SLURP!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike   22 comments, latest 11 months ago
Check out the last bit about 'really like to explore more tweety slurping with hott chicks!' The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! is all over the Internet begging to eat more pussy. I...
What Happens When BLOW ME, AMERICA Campaign Becomes BLOW ME, WORLD Presidency?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   22 comments, latest 1 year ago
Discuss.
PatNet Poll: Which Republican Candidate Would You Pay to Punch in the Face?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   21 comments, latest 1 year ago
Which Republican candidates would you pay to punch in the Face if you had a chance? Which Republican Candidate Would You Pay the Most to Punch in the Face? Which...
A PatNet Development Proposal: Twitter Killer Based on Rage of the Proletariat
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike   21 comments, latest 1 year ago
I've been reading that Twitter is fucked. Could have told you that years and years ago. But now the money and users and management are in flight. It's time for...
Any News Lately About Ted Cruz Sodomizing Camels' Assholes With His Face?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   21 comments, latest 1 year ago
Just checking.
UBER IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND TRAVIS KALANIK SUCKS DEAD DIRTY DONKEY DICK!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike   21 comments, latest 1 month ago
This guy shouldn't be pulling a rickshaw, much less running a company that is trying to leverage a slave labor pool into an IPO. There's punk certitude and then...
Judge Who Forced Underage Defendants To Have Sex With Him To Pay Fines Resigns
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike   20 comments, latest 11 months ago
If he blew their brains out after he raped them, he would have kept his phoney baloney job in the courthouse. Guess we know how the rest of the...
LESBIAN ICON ON SUICIDE WATCH OVER NEWS FBI IS SEEKING JUSTICE FOR HILLARY!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike   19 comments, latest 5 months ago

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