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"How can you honestly claim to be working in the buyer's best interests when your profit is proportional to how much they overpay?"

True story- I was standing in line at the grocery store to checkout, a little boy and his Dad were in front of me. The boy points at a TV Guide and asks, "What's Lifetime?" And the Dad replied, "It's a man hating channel, never watch it!"

I will never forget that father/son moment bc I lmao all the way to my car.

Fuck new construction. Unless you are going custom you are getting particleboard crap (called OSB), and "builder's grade" appliances and HVAC which is shit. And in many places all new homes are on a slab; usually these happen to be in flood prone areas as well. Fuck slab houses. I want a basement or at least a crawl space.

Wife and I paid off our loans, and now we'll be paying of someone else's through taxes, fucking scam fuck dems.

And just like grants and everything else the government gives to "make it affordable" this will be baked into future tuition increases expecting future bailouts.

If this year has taught me anything it's that it really doesn't matter what the 'constitution says'.

My wife repeatedly tells me she feels nothing

But, but, Trump is a fascist who wants to take all our rights away and put people in cages!

I swear, people are so stupid I'd say they deserve this, but the decent ones undeservedly get caught up in this garbage too.

Even leftists are beginning to think something is up:

If a woman feels uncomfortable in a chair she needs to identify as a man for the time she's sitting in that chair. Instant comfort!

"Why do Realtors willingly NOT disclose issues with a property and 'coach' their client to lie on disclosure forms?"

This is true in 90% of real estate transactions.

I feel like I am living in a Twilight Zone episode which never ends.
I can’t believe that the reaction to riots is painting some bullshit on the street to commemorate the riots.
I can’t believe the government is giving away money to people unaffected by the virus. I’m one of them.
I can’t believe that Biden can steal an election.
I can’t believe Biden was nominated.
I can’t believe that “flatten the curve” for a few weeks is never ending.
I can’t believe that they censored everyone who talked about Biden stealing the election.
I can’t believe dimwits like Newsom and Cuomo are deciding things in their respective states.
I can’t believe that they are trying to impeach Trump.
I can’t believe some Republicans voted to impeach Trump.
I wish I could wake up from this nightmare and see Trump victorious, Biden in jail, and Fauci in a mental hospital with Zuckerberg, Dorsey, and their ilk.

Fortwaynemobile says

This Vaccine doesn’t give immunity, only reduces symptoms. How unaware are most people?

Most people are horribly stupid.

I am personally boycotting all of San Francisco from now on. Not going there, they are not getting my money. At all.

I'll reconsider when they have a conservative city government and put Columbus back on Telegraph Hill.

This is not nothing. Each of us is not nothing. Together, we are a whole lot.

Ate out two weekends in a row. Different restaurants, lots of customers. People who wanted to wear masks did, those who didn't, did not. Feel sorry for the people still sitting at home, hope they have the courage to live again someday.

For years I believed diversity is our strength. As I’ve gotten older and more experienced, I absolutely don’t believe that anymore.

Minimums: 20% down to avoid PMI. 10% down to negotiate lowered PMI. Don’t have it, you need to save more. Maximums: 25% of your household net pay to PITI. More than that and you’re house fucking poor. The idea is to be able to build wealth, and for that to happen you can’t have the house payment being a monthly financial drain. 15 year loan, so you’re not paying an assload of interest to the banks/lender. If you can’t afford it on those terms you shouldn’t be buying based on some fuckhead lender saying you’re approved!

Another way to look at it is that wealth is control over labor.

So the money that the 655 people have is actually control over the other 200 million. And a lot of people inbetween.

They have to be poor for the rich to be rich.

‘The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor.’ -- Voltaire

How do you prevent people from seeing the person taking over as President has no supporters?

Quotes around the word are good, "President"
I prefer the asterisk. President*
There's also, El Presidente.

I thought women could do anything men can do. To suggest gender differences is both sexist and misogynistic.

Patrick - please flag this post.

That keyboard comment might have been somewhat accurate with mechanical typewriters back in the 1950's, but with computer keyboards, it's nonsense. Keyboards are available in so many configurations that if you want a short-stroke, low-force switch, you can get one.

Most of their complaints also apply to men who are shorter than average, but nobody cares about the plight of any man these days..