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"I’m sure if I tell the teacher I was on the computer talking about housing she’d believe me. Right?"
Hmmm...where do you go to talk about housing around here?

"They’re a new addition to the Grand Slam Special."

With a lap dance + inflation:
"One-ninety-nine are you out-of-your-mind?" becomes "$25.99 are you out of your mind?"
(well, okay, maybe $35.99...it's been a while...now that's core inflation.)

BTW, at what point does "core inflation" become "hard core inflation"?

Okay, I think I'm done...kind of shot my @#%^

Two blog members??

Let's see Jack, Jamie and er, uh who was that other person???

SJ Jim

You mean you shot your wad right?

"complete with Farrah Fawcett hair

You have no idea how close to reality you just came…… "

I knew I missed an important comment back there somewhere. Ahem. This requires further explanation, SQT, methinks.

And anybody with Farrah Fawcett hair (that admits it!) is just LEWD

My hair is lewd?

I knew I missed an important comment back there somewhere. Ahem. This requires further explanation, SQT, methinks.

Let's just say the hair has been the subject of comparisons....

"at what point does “core inflation” become “hard core inflation”?"

Ooh, now there's a thread topic if I've ever seen one. Where's Herr Randy when we need him?

yes, WAD is the wad that escaped me.

"Let’s just say the hair has been the subject of comparisons…."

I thought you meant the part about a the action adventure detective jogging gratuitously across the beach.

"Where’s Herr Randy when we need him?"

I'm sure he could come up with a completely straight-faced and intelligent answer.

"lewd" can never be uttered without "and lascivious" following.

I thought you meant the part about a the action adventure detective jogging gratuitously across the beach.

Well, not for awhile anyway.

"yes, WAD is the wad that escaped me."

Please be careful about your wads escaping you. There are people trying to read their computer screens around here.

And it's a health issue too.

Farrah hair is well, you know, only good for one thing… (Im kidding!)

Keeping my head warm?

The wads, I meant.

Avoiding sunburn? Oh, that's two things.

jeese, Im not saying anything to that SQT

What'd I say??

Damn jamie you're too much...you'd think I'd be a little more careful around here...given the recent...turn of events.

"is that hair gel?"

“is that hair gel?”

LOL, best movie ever.

“is that hair gel?”

Or are you just happy to see me?

(I know it's a "Something about Mary" reference, but I couldn't think of a line from the movie)

"Farrah hair is well, you know, only good for one thing…"

Making little nests for the birds you nurse back to health?

Making little nests for the birds you nurse back to health?

Hey now, you're going to make me reconsider my chosen style.

"why yes!"

Awwwwwww.

"Hey now, you’re going to make me reconsider my chosen style."

We're just jealous that we can't acheive the look ourselves. I've tried.

No, I was just looking for a safe answer SQT. Dont worry, your hair is lewd enough to keep just the way it is!

There are reasons this hair has made a comeback.

I was poking fun at Jack, SQT, not your hair.

Probably only needs a quick fluff up and you are ready to go again!

Should I ask how you know this fact?

"Probably only needs a quick fluff up and you are ready to go again!"

See, now you went straight from chirping, happy birdies wearing little bandages and crutches to THIS.

Nice to have some company in the gutter.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

He He He

He said "fluff up."

Surfer-X probably has a THING for 70s hair, you know….

You know, he did propose.

Now I am in big trouble.

"Jamie? You want ME to achieve the look too?"

I would not dare to suggest the hairstyle that would suit you best...but I've yet to see a guy who looks good with Farrah hair.

"Should I ask how you know this fact?"

He doesn't...he was just setting this up:
"Nah, it just needs a little hair gel."

I hate to skip out on the fun, but after my late-night last night, I really do need to get some sleep. :-(

“Nah, it just needs a little hair gel.”

Ooooh. Good one.

And good night!

I hate to skip out on the fun, but after my late-night last night, I really do need to get some sleep.

Me too unfortunately. And I know Jack will be up before all of us. Maybe we should say a Walton's good night and look forward to tomorrow.

Night Jack!
Night Jamie!
Night SJ Jim!

"Damn, I am not going to inspect your garage doors if Surfer X already has! "
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whoa.

g'night all.

“Damn, I am not going to inspect your garage doors if Surfer X already has! ”

Hey hey hey. Let's not get carried away.

Night all.

That about sums it up Jack.