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Jack, Jack, my homeboy, my blood.

"I think we will buy the chainsaw house"

Anything's better than a nappy house. :-)

Shall we do a formal analysis of Jack's stunning poem?

Why not?

How did the election go?

Not good, I suppose...

Oh hell that echo again.

I'll just talk to myself so I can be sure I things go the way I want.

"Why Jamie, how are you today? Feeling better?"

"Yes, all the vitriol is gone thanks."

"Whassup wit dat, anyway?"

"I'm a raging emotional bitch, of course. I get all stressed out when I have to bottle it up and pretend to be nice."

"So you're not really a nice, calm person?"

"No."

Yep.

"good to hear that. You should try being you then, at least once in awhile! "

Being real is too hard and offends people too often.

But whatever. You didn't answer my questions.

Greens lost?

Why can't we do a formal analysis of your poem? It's really quit stirring.

Er, quite. I meant quite.

So your done with vertical and will be working completely with horizontal now? :-P

This thread isn't so miserable as some others.

How exactly does horizontal feel, besides flat?

Downside of sharing a brain, I guess. But yes, our negativity seems to multiply.

Maybe I"m horziontal today. Or at a 90-degree angle, halfway between horizontal and verticle.

I think you are too.

Oops, that would be 45 degrees, not 90, right? I hate geometry.

No I made myself get my work done before I posted. Novel idea, restraint.

"I do tend to be a conductor of other peoples feelings sometimes, but sheesh… "

Yes, you were feeling exactly the way I was last night, I could tell. It's freakish. I reflect other people's emotions sometimes too, so I guess if we're both reflecting the same thing, it's like that weird mirror effect that makes things look like they go on forever. Or something.

"I blasted my class today with my art is NOT threrapy rant. I really went off. "

Did you make them bleed?

I hope not too badly. The bleeding, I mean. Or maybe it's good to bleed badly.

Not darting, just reloading.

Lock and load, baby.

2323 is such a lovely number. I hate that this post will fuck it up. But 2324 isn't bad either.

Don't you hate these post that discuss numbers? They're really stupid.

"Why? I think its easy to see that the guy is just from another culture, etc. Why so engaged? "

Are you talking about my argument? If he were from another culture, I'd be cool with it. But he's not, is he?

No, I didn't. I was just joking about waiting for this page to load.

Okay, well, that makes sense about another culture, but it honestly never occurred to me lately. SQT asked a few weeks back about if the name thing referred to a religion, and if it did I would have dropped it, but he said no. So I just assumed...which i guess is what gets me in trouble.

Anyway, there are about a million other things I'd rather discuss!

SQT's hair.

Or big white granny panties. You are sick, Jack, if that's what you like.

My blog had slightly more risque topics at first, but I kind of lost my sense of humor and naugtiness for a while. It's hard to think of things to write that don't offend everyone. :-P

No, I have not seen SQT's hair. It's still just a fantasy. LOL.

Well, you said white or plaid. Who the hell wears plaid panties? Scottish women?

I just like to say "big white granny panties." It's such an evocative image.

NO, sometimes I have to go supervise my kids and stuff. I'm sitting outside watching them play. There are other kids around, and a mom lurking nearby that I may have to act friendly to at any moment. Luckily she already thinks I'm kind of weird and doesn't want to talk to me.

So you like the symbol of purity? Untouched girliness? I can understand that. But it's a fantasy. There is no such thing as pure white. (insert little devil face emoticon here)