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Oh, LOL, your warnings came too late.

"Just get the can out and shut up!"

You're starting to scare me Jack. If you pull out a can opener I'm outta here.

Heh.

"So SQT is a work of art. Well, we all knew that anyway.

Huh?"

Huh!

Her kids are long gone to bed by now. Maybe she's trying on her nurse costume.

Oooooooooooh, seems like I came in at a good time. I like being called a piece of art. It's better than being called a real piece of work.

Children and husband in bed, safe to play now. :twisted:

Yes. For hubby?

And you're saying I'm bad?
Besides, I'm saving the costume for later.

"Oooooooooooh, seems like I came in at a good time."

Ah-ha! Be sure to read previous comments carefully. You have been the subject of much conversation.

"Yes Jamie, but you know that is not the WHOLE truth… Jamie the writer just HAD to embellish…"

Are you talking about the can opener? Because I clearly remember your so-elegantly-described scene with the can-opener-as-foreplay.

"You mean later…tonight."

Let him have his fantasies, SQT.

You mean later…tonight.

I'm thinking when the kids are at grandma's.....

I did catch the Nurse Bendover comments. But I'm thinking I'd rather be Nurse BadAss.

"Explain your process! Its what we do here on the “Huh” thread!"

You can't seriously want to know how my pea brain works. Describe YOUR process.

It must be the server, my computer is refreshing slowly too.
See, no BAD comments.

"torrid pace"

He said torrid pace.

"Which JAMIE introduced!"

Shall I go back in time and produce the actual evidence?

The only can I'm interested in is a can of "whup ass." Did I mention I'm a black belt? (true)

In Jack's own words: "Surfer-x would come as a can of lubricant."

See, you are the origin of the can.

"BTW, why me?"

Because you're here.

And you can take a joke.

And you can also make great jokes.

And you don't get offended by my awful sense of humor.

Oh gee Im scared SQT.

It's the Farrah hair isn't it? Not very intimidating. _Sigh_ I'll have to work on that.

"Did I mention I’m a black belt? (true)"

Very cool.

Did I mention I LOVE Kung Fu flicks? That's about as close as I can get to a martial arts conversation. Well, "Kung Fu Flick" brings to mind the wrong thing, really. My favorite films are along the lines of movies like The House of Flying Daggers?

Anyone?

Jack, now there's an art discussion. Chinese cinimatography is sublime.

"cinimatography"

Maybe I would appear smarter if I could ever learn to spell...

"Maybe we are causing thread inflation!"

Oh dear...I hope we don't kill the website.

"It’s the Farrah hair isn’t it? Not very intimidating. _Sigh_ I’ll have to work on that."

Wear one of those ninja hood thingies. One of my favorite kung fu movie gimmicks is when the kick-ass ninja dressed all in black with the head-covering and everything takes off the hood and, hey, surprise, it's really a chick.

Did I mention I LOVE Kung Fu flicks? That’s about as close as I can get to a martial arts conversation. Well, “Kung Fu Flick” brings to mind the wrong thing, really. My favorite films are along the lines of movies like The House of Flying Daggers?

I'm all about anything with a good fight scene. I loved "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon", but I'll also get into movies like "The Transporter."

What's sad is the kids who are studying martial arts today don't know anything about Bruce Lee. I had a kid ask me if Bruce Lee could actually do all "that stuff" of was he just acting. Sacrilege.

Maybe we are causing thread inflation!

Ok, policy accommodation can be removed at a pace that is likely to be measured.

I had a kid ask me if Bruce Lee could actually do all “that stuff” of was he just acting. Sacrilege.

Can he? :)

Wear one of those ninja hood thingies. One of my favorite kung fu movie gimmicks is when the kick-ass ninja dressed all in black with the head-covering and everything takes off the hood and, hey, surprise, it’s really a chick.

I could scare the beejebus out of my husband with that costume. Sounds like fun. :mrgreen:

Trekkies out there, have you guys watched Star Wreck 6? It is a free Star Trek parody at 103 (!) minutes.

Can he?

Not so much any more.

How about saying that in english Peter?

Huh?

I will accomodate YOUR policy and crash the Huh? thread if you dont tell me what you arre talking about!

Huh?

I didn't get the policy accomodations mumbo jumbo either.

Well, I was just parodying Greenspan. Thread inflation is good. Greed is good.

Don't worry. Forget what I said about policy accomodations. Stupid me. Ha Ha.

"Heh, heh, Jack said “embellish my ass! ”
…and nobody commented. You all are slipping."

LOL, I almost commented but was half-heartedly trying to be civil.

SJ Jim

You are so right. How could we miss something so obvious? How does one embellish their ass by the way? Jack is pretty artistic, so I'm thinking it could be quite creative.

"Well, I was just parodying Greenspan."

I actually thought you WERE Alan Greenspan there for a sec. But I couldn't comment. This thread keeps endlessly refreshing. We've discovered a new meaning for the phrase "Thread killers."

"One of my favorite kung fu movie gimmicks is when the kick-ass ninja dressed all in black with the head-covering and everything takes off the hood and, hey, surprise, it’s really a chick. "

So that was your inspiration, HUH?

"LOL, I almost commented but was half-heartedly trying to be civil. "
Has the huh-thread taught you nothing?

Oh no, Jack's evil clone is back!