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Wear one of those ninja hood thingies. One of my favorite kung fu movie gimmicks is when the kick-ass ninja dressed all in black with the head-covering and everything takes off the hood and, hey, surprise, it’s really a chick.

I could scare the beejebus out of my husband with that costume. Sounds like fun. :mrgreen:

Trekkies out there, have you guys watched Star Wreck 6? It is a free Star Trek parody at 103 (!) minutes.

Can he?

Not so much any more.

How about saying that in english Peter?

Huh?

I will accomodate YOUR policy and crash the Huh? thread if you dont tell me what you arre talking about!

Huh?

I didn't get the policy accomodations mumbo jumbo either.

Well, I was just parodying Greenspan. Thread inflation is good. Greed is good.

Don't worry. Forget what I said about policy accomodations. Stupid me. Ha Ha.

"Heh, heh, Jack said “embellish my ass! ”
…and nobody commented. You all are slipping."

LOL, I almost commented but was half-heartedly trying to be civil.

SJ Jim

You are so right. How could we miss something so obvious? How does one embellish their ass by the way? Jack is pretty artistic, so I'm thinking it could be quite creative.

"Well, I was just parodying Greenspan."

I actually thought you WERE Alan Greenspan there for a sec. But I couldn't comment. This thread keeps endlessly refreshing. We've discovered a new meaning for the phrase "Thread killers."

"One of my favorite kung fu movie gimmicks is when the kick-ass ninja dressed all in black with the head-covering and everything takes off the hood and, hey, surprise, it’s really a chick. "

So that was your inspiration, HUH?

"LOL, I almost commented but was half-heartedly trying to be civil. "
Has the huh-thread taught you nothing?

Oh no, Jack's evil clone is back!

"Well, I was just parodying Greenspan. Thread inflation is good. Greed is good."

LOL; well next you're going to tell us maybe we shouldn't be posting such short one-liners...that there might be a little frothiness here & there.

"So that was your inspiration, HUH?"

Inspiration for???

"How does one embellish their ass by the way?"

Oh let me count the ways...

that there might be a little frothiness here & there.

"But why now Jamie?"

The good side is always warring with the bad side. Occasionally it even wins.

"Inspiration for???"

I think she said she was a black belt...unless there's some OTHER type of black belt I'm not aware of..............

_Sam Kinison yell_ Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh

I hate it when my posts get cut off.

I was going to say, there has been more than a little froth around here...

I think she said she was a black belt…unless there’s some OTHER type of black belt I’m not aware of…………..

I have a black belt too. One with a silver buckle.

I was going to say, there has been more than a little froth around here…

Are you suggesting a thread b... balloon?

I have a black belt too. One with a silver buckle.

And I bet it looks really good on you too.

' “How does one embellish their ass by the way?”

Oh let me count the ways… '

We're waiting....

There is no thread bubble! Threads never go down. Hmmmm, that's actually true, unless there is outside intervention. But if the thread marketplace is left to manage itself, the thread NEVER goes down.

"I think she said she was a black belt…"

Ah, okay, yes, SQT is the black belt. I was the one waxing rhapsodic about kung fuck chicks though.

"unless there’s some OTHER type of black belt I’m not aware of………….. "

Well there is Peter P and his silver buckle. Ouch!

"Peter stutters when he gets all excited!"

LOL.

"SJ Jim is baiting!"

Yes, I think he got hold of the evil mastermind manual, because I sure can't find it anywhere.

I shouldn't have mentioned the belt. I should strive to be quitely menacing. But I have problems with the quiet and menacing parts.......

is this itallicized?

COOOOOOOOOOL

Did you really say that SQT?

Errr.......um

“…Left to manage itself, the thread never goes down.”

Did you really say that SQT?

Jack, a priceless find! A diamond in the rough!

I love itallics.

"We’re waiting…. "

You really don't want me to answer that, because the first thought that came to mind was the raunchiest. And I'm not going to type it here.

But let's see...
2. tattoos
3. butt jewelry
4. designer jeans
5. underwear
6. whipped cream

Need I go on?

whipped cream

Lmao...

Does it come with a cherry?

Who said that??

SJ Jim is baiting!

Hmmm...must work on subtlety.

"I have experienced the silver buckle of Peter P you know. I saw it when we had beers I think…"

OMG! This sounds sooooo much different than the casual meeting i'd originally envisioned. I didn't know it was THAT kind of get-together. And that you can't even remember for sure... Wow.

Hmmm…must work on subtlety.

Yes, because the rest of us are masters of the art. :roll:

"Does it come with a cherry?"

Placement is key...

Placement is key…

Well....I better not.