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that there might be a little frothiness here & there.

"But why now Jamie?"

The good side is always warring with the bad side. Occasionally it even wins.

"Inspiration for???"

I think she said she was a black belt...unless there's some OTHER type of black belt I'm not aware of..............

_Sam Kinison yell_ Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhh

I hate it when my posts get cut off.

I was going to say, there has been more than a little froth around here...

I think she said she was a black belt…unless there’s some OTHER type of black belt I’m not aware of…………..

I have a black belt too. One with a silver buckle.

I was going to say, there has been more than a little froth around here…

Are you suggesting a thread b... balloon?

I have a black belt too. One with a silver buckle.

And I bet it looks really good on you too.

' “How does one embellish their ass by the way?”

Oh let me count the ways… '

We're waiting....

There is no thread bubble! Threads never go down. Hmmmm, that's actually true, unless there is outside intervention. But if the thread marketplace is left to manage itself, the thread NEVER goes down.

"I think she said she was a black belt…"

Ah, okay, yes, SQT is the black belt. I was the one waxing rhapsodic about kung fuck chicks though.

"unless there’s some OTHER type of black belt I’m not aware of………….. "

Well there is Peter P and his silver buckle. Ouch!

"Peter stutters when he gets all excited!"

LOL.

"SJ Jim is baiting!"

Yes, I think he got hold of the evil mastermind manual, because I sure can't find it anywhere.

I shouldn't have mentioned the belt. I should strive to be quitely menacing. But I have problems with the quiet and menacing parts.......

is this itallicized?

COOOOOOOOOOL

Did you really say that SQT?

Errr.......um

“…Left to manage itself, the thread never goes down.”

Did you really say that SQT?

Jack, a priceless find! A diamond in the rough!

I love itallics.

"We’re waiting…. "

You really don't want me to answer that, because the first thought that came to mind was the raunchiest. And I'm not going to type it here.

But let's see...
2. tattoos
3. butt jewelry
4. designer jeans
5. underwear
6. whipped cream

Need I go on?

whipped cream

Lmao...

Does it come with a cherry?

Who said that??

SJ Jim is baiting!

Hmmm...must work on subtlety.

"I have experienced the silver buckle of Peter P you know. I saw it when we had beers I think…"

OMG! This sounds sooooo much different than the casual meeting i'd originally envisioned. I didn't know it was THAT kind of get-together. And that you can't even remember for sure... Wow.

Hmmm…must work on subtlety.

Yes, because the rest of us are masters of the art. :roll:

"Does it come with a cherry?"

Placement is key...

Placement is key…

Well....I better not.

I have experienced the silver buckle of Peter P you know. I saw it when we had beers I think…

So what you're saying is, after a few beers, you have some scattered memories...some of which include some sort of black belt with a silver buckle...there are detailed yet random snapshots, swimming in your brain, but yet no clear and coherent picture of the overall sequence of events....

"Thanks for fleshing out your process reguarding ass embellishing Jamie."

Any time. Glad to be of help. Go forth and embellish.

"So what you’re saying is, after a few beers, you have some scattered memories…some of which include some sort of black belt with a silver buckle…there are detailed yet random snapshots, swimming in your brain, but yet no clear and coherent picture of the overall sequence of events…. "

SJ Jim, that's exactly the story I heard too. And where was Kurt S in this alcohol-fogged encounter?

How subtle can Farrah hair be? Are there degrees? or is it everything or nothing? (You know, the whole can!)

Oh, there are degrees. My hair is naturally curly, so it tends to have a little more curl and less flip.

The whole can of what? Gel? Never use the stuff. Really. Besides, it doesn't come in a can.... does it?

(You know, the whole can!)

Or, the whole 9...yards.

"Yes, yes , something like that. I just remember the word “Huh” for some reason also… "

And he admits to it again! Jack, Jack, you surprise me.

"I just remember the word “Huh” for some reason also… ”"

I don't even want to know.

SJ Jim, that’s exactly the story I heard too. And where was Kurt S in this alcohol-fogged encounter?

Actually, I did not drink beer, although I had clams steamed in beer.

"Or, the whole 9…yards."

If that's involved in her hair styling process... Um, wow.

“Or, the whole 9…yards.”

If that’s involved in her hair styling process… Um, wow.

I'm lost.

"Only lubricant comes in a can."

And we know this because of Jack. He told us. He was there when can openers were tools of seduction.

I do not use any kinds of lubricant in my hair. Yuck! How could I get a Farrah flip with greasy hair? Men.

"I’m lost."

Just know that if SJ Jim posts it, he's mostly likely talking about private parts. Ahem.

Actually, I did not drink beer, although I had clams steamed in beer.
So, other than contributing to a perfectly good waste of beer, you must have a much clearer recollection of the...black belt...silver buckle, etc....

" do not use any kinds of lubricant in my hair. Yuck! How could I get a Farrah flip with greasy hair? Men."

Did you catch the earlier lubricant conversation? He's just being vague and nuanced and referring to things already discussed.

Just know that if SJ Jim posts it, he’s mostly likely talking about private parts. Ahem.

All right...I can't possibly have built up such a reputation here with my relatively harmless posts...somebody must be posting with my name...an imposter!...has to be.