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"Sacto QT: “Ready for Action” "

She could have her own circa 1980 action adventure detective show, complete with Farrah Fawcett hair and gratuitous running-on-the-beach scenes.

I dont speak French.

Neither do I. I've already used up all the French I know. Oh, I can count to ten... does that count?

Sorry man, ich spreche nicht französisch. But you can always google-language it.

complete with Farrah Fawcett hair

You have no idea how close to reality you just came......

"Randy! what are they saying?"

Randy was speaking German...I think.

Oops, sorry for the lam-o explanation, forgot to hit refresh. I see Randy's is full-on Krauting it now.

"Randy’s is"

Randy is, I meant.

Wakaranai?

I can throw in some gratuituous Japanese...

entschuldegung, es tut mir leid, and all that jazz. i'm out for the night. don't get in trouble...wait, go ahead i can read it tomorrow.

Je ne sais pas...mais je pense qu'il ne parle pas le francais...germanne seulement.

Guten nacht (this is where I should admit that I can't write in German), Herr Randy!

Gratuitous heh she said gratuitous

Lol

Uh oh.

"We just need Surfer-X."

He's probably out gettin' his drink on and his smoke on. (I kid, I kid)

Thread? What thread?

Huh?

He’s probably out gettin’ his drink on and his smoke on. (I kid, I kid)

As long as no one is harshing his chill, I'm sure he's fine. ( Man, I love Surfer-X... )

"I think this is an assumption that needs further “fleshing out”, no?"

However much fleshing out you choose to do should be in the privacy of your own home (or VW van), and contingent upon your comfort level with those curtainless windows.

He He He

They said flesh.

I see now how all the BAD people stay up till WAY past my bedtime every night.

And I'm a mother.....

"Je ne sais pas…mais je pense qu’il ne parle pas le francais…germanne seulement"

J'aime la France! Et je deteste Allemagne.

Hmm, not sure if I got that right. Don't make fun of me.

However much fleshing out you choose to do should be in the privacy of your own home (or VW van), and contingent upon your comfort level with those curtainless windows.

Core inflation.

"gurgling his way off the deep end in some sunken pit bar with a bubbling orange liquid centerpiece and hostesses with slit skirts."

Don't forget the lap dancers.

"Core inflation."

It's like we've lost our innocence. I can't read this blog now without giggling and forcing myself not to post double entendres.

curtainless windows = all fleshing is out.

LOLOL.

We must fear the wrath of Surfer-X tomorrow.

The kids are in bed........
Never mind the fact that I drag myself out of bed in a stupor looking as if I was up half the night drinking. I'm sure if I tell the teacher I was on the computer talking about housing she'd believe me. Right?

"all fleshing is out"

Maybe that's what happened to all Jack's sheets...they need washing.

"do they have those in Dennys?"

They're a new addition to the Grand Slam Special.

I should stop...I really should.

We must fear the wrath of Surfer-X tomorrow.

Either that or he'll want more ideas.

They’re a new addition to the Grand Slam Special.

Ok, now I've got tears running down my face. My husband isn't going to believe this is about housing anymore.

"Exemplary restraint."

Restraint can be fun.

Oops. Maybe you spoke too soon.

Jack definitely spoke too soon.

I'm glad I showed up tonight. :)

"BAD people"

I resent this label.

I wonder if the new Denny's special with the lap dancers will be called a "home run?"

We're the patrick.net after hours show.

"Bad people"

Tonight, I think we resemble these people.

exhibited by two of our blog “members”

Huh. Huh-huh. He said "member."

I resent that label too.

"I’m sure if I tell the teacher I was on the computer talking about housing she’d believe me. Right?"
Hmmm...where do you go to talk about housing around here?

"They’re a new addition to the Grand Slam Special."

With a lap dance + inflation:
"One-ninety-nine are you out-of-your-mind?" becomes "$25.99 are you out of your mind?"
(well, okay, maybe $35.99...it's been a while...now that's core inflation.)

BTW, at what point does "core inflation" become "hard core inflation"?

Okay, I think I'm done...kind of shot my @#%^

Two blog members??

Let's see Jack, Jamie and er, uh who was that other person???

SJ Jim

You mean you shot your wad right?

"complete with Farrah Fawcett hair

You have no idea how close to reality you just came…… "

I knew I missed an important comment back there somewhere. Ahem. This requires further explanation, SQT, methinks.

And anybody with Farrah Fawcett hair (that admits it!) is just LEWD

My hair is lewd?