patrick.net

You should make a Patrick.net app for mobile phones. I have no idea what the app would do, but today, you have to have an app for your company just like you have to have a website. It's just expected.

I'm still waiting for the Shrek app, which at random times just blurts out "libruh" and "Obami".

I'd like to do that, especially since such an app could use GPS to know what open house you are at and automatically put in the address, and probably let you use speech recognition and photos uploads to do a review on the spot.

I don't know enough about mobile apps to create that myself, but if anyone does, let me know.

There is always app inventor:

http://experimental.appinventor.mit.edu/learn/setup/

IrishDrunkard says

Here's a nice suggestion, you alcoholic piece of shit: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!f

Hmmm... that suggestion did not seem nice at all.

Yes, that was un-nice.

I'd be happy to reply to specific actionable suggestions, but fucking myself has so far been beyond my abilities.

Yes, that was un-nice.

I'd be happy to reply to specific actionable suggestions, but fucking myself has so far been beyond my abilities.

Pssst, don't tell anyone, but that is my superpower.

Trolls do well not to piss off admins. This must be a new species of troll: suiciders.

Speaking of trolls, they might want to read some of the comments on the below page to see what society really thinks of them.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3835162/Vile-trolls-attacked-my-tragic-girls-site.html

Travis Bickle says

There is always app inventor:

http://experimental.appinventor.mit.edu/learn/setup/

One of these days, i'm gonna get - organiz-ized !

Wow, that's pretty cool. My wife has an Android phone so I will have to try it.

@Patrick

Article about blogs that were sold for millions. Maybe that could be a monetization strategy for patrick.net. I'm sure the NAR would pay a million for you to stop blogging. That would be chump change for them.

http://techflesh.com/top-10-blogs-that-were-sold-for-millions/

I'd like to think I'd refuse millions from the NAR, but it would be an interesting test.

It would feel much better to sell it to some organization that is not so evil, maybe Zillow.

I wonder how you market your blog as being for sale?