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How to save America in two simple steps


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2012 Apr 25, 11:45pm   33,693 views  86 comments

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Step one: retain all illegal aliens

Step two: deport all liberals

Problem solved.

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67   Tenpoundbass   2012 May 2, 12:45pm  

marcus says

As if the country could survive with a majority of the upper 35% of the IQ distribution gone.

We would manage just fine, if the folks that THINK they know every god damn thing were out of our ephin' way.

Libs are like that pain in the ass lady friend that suddenly becomes an automobile expert, once your hands are in the motor turning wrenches. Asking dumb questions like "Did you check the water?", when your changing the brake pads.

68   Vicente   2012 May 2, 1:13pm  

CaptainShuddup says

Libs are like that pain in the ass lady friend that suddenly becomes an automobile expert, once your hands are in the motor turning wrenches.

CaptainShuddup is like that guy who says

"Hold my beer and watch this y'all!"

And when it ends in flaming wreckage and a trip to the ER, somehow it's our fault.

69   Tenpoundbass   2012 May 2, 9:58pm  

Here hold my doob son...

70   leo707   2012 May 3, 2:40am  

marcus says

By majority, I mean more than half of the upper 35% is "liberal." I'm not exactly going out on a limb here. If you define liberal as not voting republican these days, I guarantee you it's WAY more than half of that upper 35%.

Don't forget the RINOs who would probably be ousted soon after. That would most likely remove close to all of the top 35%.

71   leo707   2012 May 3, 2:45am  

Bap33 says

At least we all can finally agree that your hatred for Beck is INSPITE of his being truthful. Right?

No, Beck is a well documented liar. Also, clearly you did not read my post.

leoj707 says

I don't hate Beck per-say...

If you can't bother to read what I write, then why should I bother to respond to your posts?

Bap, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. The idea that Beck -- for some unknown reason -- turned over a new leaf after leaving FOX "news" and is now telling all the truth all the time, is indeed an extraordinary claim.

Bap, the onus of proof is on you to show that Beck, 8 months ago, has gone through a miraculous transformation and is now telling the truth all the time.

72   leo707   2012 May 3, 2:50am  

Bap33 says

p.s. you continue to mis-reference the post that had "Christian" in it.

No, you had said...

Bap33 says

I was hoping you would have something more viable than fuzzy feelings of hate towards conservatism, Christianity, America, or whatever it is you figure Beck stands for...

You were clearly implying that we think Beck stands for christianity. I was just wondering if you think Beck stands for christianity, he being a mormon and all.

So, what is it Bap? Is a mormon a christian? Or, is Beck an anti-christian just like all the stinking liberals you hate.

73   Honest Abe   2012 May 3, 4:36am  

The liberals could be deported to Cuba. That way they wouldn't feel homesick, they'd feel right at home!

74   FunTime   2012 May 3, 4:38am  

What's a liberal? Good luck with your "all or nothing" thinking, people. There are more than two kinds of people. We have a lot more in common than in difference.

TV is made to get more people watching so that the CPM number is high and advertising time can be sold at a higher dollar value. It's a business. That's all. Pointing to any TV show, or personality as a representative of truth or lie is going to land you in areas of partial understanding(as if there's anything else), since the delivery of truth or lie is not the goal of TV.

75   FunTime   2012 May 3, 4:42am  

Bap33 says

well ... if having 20 million invaders flow into your country and start breeding like crazy, hugely impacting all public services, was such a great idea, more countries would do it.

Isn't this at least a partially reasonable description of how the U.S.A was established?(admittedly, I'm a terrible historian, but some chapters of "Guns, Germs, and Steel" might suggest something like this, for example) So do you just move the bar of time to your liking and think that as long as a given event is benefiting mostly you, the event is okay, but when you think the event is to your detriment, you oppose it? Doesn't that get tricky? Or do you not have any concerns about consistently applying your thoughts to your actions?

76   Honest Abe   2012 May 3, 5:02am  

Fun, I don't disagree with you. Part of the problem is some things ARE all or nothing:

NEVER put ANY amount of rat poison in food meant for human consumption.

Never put any amount of anti-freeze in liquids meant for human consumption.

Never allow any food stuffs to be contaminated with human or rat poop.

The problem is creeping socialism. The laws which liberals like to cram down everyone's COLLECTIVE throats which endorse socialism/communism unfortunately many times look good, or feel good or seem "fair". But the result is always negative. Its the road to tyranny.

Thats why its got to be "all or nothing" with creeping socialism. As for me I choose "nothing" (no support of socialistic/communistic laws, policies or procedures - nothing).

77   msilenus   2012 May 3, 5:07am  

Glenn Beck probably hasn't told Bap that net migration from Mexico to the U.S. is at or below zero right now.

http://pewresearch.org/pubs/2250/mexican-immigration-immigrants-illegal-border-enforcement-deportations-migration-flows

Has Glenn Beck been trumping up illegal immigration as a concern on his show recently? Who cares.

78   Bap33   2012 May 3, 3:21pm  

leoj707 says

Bap33 says



p.s. you continue to mis-reference the post that had "Christian" in it.


No, you had said...


Bap33 says



I was hoping you would have something more viable than fuzzy feelings of hate towards conservatism, Christianity, America, or whatever it is you figure Beck stands for...


You were clearly implying that we think Beck stands for christianity. I was just wondering if you think Beck stands for christianity, he being a mormon and all.


So, what is it Bap? Is a mormon a christian? Or, is Beck an anti-christian just like all the stinking liberals you hate.

NO, I said, "whatever it is YOU figure Beck stands for." No gray area there, pal. I gave YOU some common favorite targets of your side. Nothing more.

79   Bap33   2012 May 3, 3:23pm  

leoj707 says

Bap33 says

At least we all can finally agree that your hatred for Beck is INSPITE of his being truthful. Right?
No, Beck is a well documented liar. Also, clearly you did not read my post.

hmmm ... "well documanted liar" .... but, nothing from you that resembles proof. Odd, no?

80   leo707   2012 May 3, 3:46pm  

Bap33 says

NO, I said, "whatever it is YOU figure Beck stands for." No gray area there, pal. I gave YOU some common favorite targets of your side. Nothing more.

And I asked YOU if a mormon is a christian....well....? I am still waiting to hear your reply.

81   leo707   2012 May 3, 3:54pm  

Bap33 says

hmmm ... "well documanted liar" .... but, nothing from you that resembles proof. Odd, no?

As long as you are sitting at a computer with internet access there is mountains of documentation of Becks lies at your fingertips.

While I am sure it is not true, I just wonder why:

1. Glenn Beck never denied the accusations that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

...then...

2. Glenn Beck, after failing in the US courts, used an international court -- when he is supposed to be so opposed to international laws -- to try and silence the speculation as to why he is not denying that claim, and he failed in the international courts as well.

Odd, no?

82   CBOEtrader   2012 May 3, 11:13pm  

Honest Abe says

Step one: retain all illegal aliens
Step two: deport all liberals
Problem solved.

Abe,

If you feel this way, I'd rather you admit it than not. However, please stop pretending you are a classic liberal. Your views, comments, etc... suggest you are more neo-conservative than libertarian.

Only a neocon would suggest deporting "liberals" or detaining our "illegal" workforce.

Thanks,

From Liberals Everywhere

83   FortWayne   2012 May 4, 3:43am  

Step one: imprison all bankers

Step two: deport all politicians

Problem solved.

84   Honest Abe   2012 May 4, 5:22am  

Ft. Wayne, Hahaha - thats a good one. Makes sense too! BTW, how many banksters are in jail now? None? WTF's up with that Uncle Eric Holder?

CBOE - my post was half jest and half serious. Many illegals are good, honest, hard working people. Many are criminals, and its hard to tell them apart. Most liberals however...

85   Bap33   2012 May 4, 7:08am  

leoj707 says

Bap33 says



NO, I said, "whatever it is YOU figure Beck stands for." No gray area there, pal. I gave YOU some common favorite targets of your side. Nothing more.


And I asked YOU if a mormon is a christian....well....? I am still waiting to hear your reply.

oh, you should be able to find that on this site. I wrote it about 9 gazillion times. I (me, singular) do not agree with Joe Smith's fable. But, I am sure there are many millions of good people (mormons included) that have believed a lie, but will be covered by the blood of Christ through their heart's intent. Or, the inverse may be the case, and I will have believed incorrectly but be saved by my heart's intent. If the Holy Spirit does not make you feel like you are messing up, then you are probably doing your best and your focus is correct. Nobody is perfect, we all require redemption that we play no roll in, other than simple acceptance. That's just my (me, singular) opinion, based on my (me, JUST me) understanding of the KJB. It is possible that my opinion of what being a Chrisitan is, is wrong. Do you think mormons are Christians?

86   leo707   2012 May 4, 7:24am  

So then Glenn Beck is a non-christian, and most likely even anti-christian? Not only that, but he belongs to a church that characterizes your christianity as a false abomination, and you have been tricked by the devil. You will never reach the highest levels of glory in the afterlife, and never become a god (don't worry I am sure Romney and Beck will become gods of their own planets, and you can live in eternity vicariously through them).

Yes, this the "lie" that mormons, who are good people, believe. Sure the intent in their heart is good, but they actively try and convert christians to mormonism. For every $10 you give to Beck $1 goes to an effort to eliminate christianity as you believe it to be.

Bap33 says

It is possible that my opinion of what being a Chrisitan is, is wrong.

Perhaps you are wrong. There are two nice young men who would like to come to your home and discuss this possibility with you, and if things work as they plan bring you into the mormon fold.

Here is a convent form you can fill-out, and they will be over as soon as possible, Beck would be so proud of you! (You might as well do it, your money has helped put the form up on the web):
http://mormon.org/missionaries?gclid=CNqZndPH568CFcgGRQodcEeP2w

Bap33 says

Do you think mormons are Christians?

I don't really care one way or another. If they want to call themselves christian I don't have a problem with that. I also understand why christians do not think that mormons are actually christians.

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