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Wait, I thought Wal-Mart is THE shining example of American Excellence.

Sounds like, a lot of that is just they found a way to belly up to the trough and slurp up taxpayer dollars.

Next you'll be claiming they underpay their workers and encourage them to make use of EVERY government program there is, to outsource their employee benefits onto the taxpayers.

Unpossible.

Tough problem to solve but I'm up for it.

We get rid of food stamps. The poor will be hungry so we say "Come with us, we'll give you food." Then we hook them up to a machine that feeds them but also uses them as a battery to help with the energy crisis. Problem solved!

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

What someone needs to determine is the proportion of stamps cashed in those stores that were surrendered by Wal-Mart's own employees.

LOL

Get rid of cash same deal. Food stamp is a credit. So is cash. Simple its a piece of paper. It's not fucking magical. Here thats accounting, try this. I write something down on a piece of paper here go to my store. I finance that store or own it. You have 10 credits get what you want. Of course you run out. What you don't get is that fucking stuff in that store. Isn't yours they can give it to whoever they want. It's their way of doing things. You labor for that food and of course you think cash is magical.

Some people think Martin Luther King was magical. He wasn't the great society appeared not soon after a lot of burning and looting. People that own the assets and finance them don't like that. That underscores a malcontented and unhappy deprived populace. That could go beserk at any time and raze a lot of assets. There will always be welfare for those people unless you A. Shoot them all which they will start shooting back in all likelyhood. Or B. Imprison them all which takes time material and labor also. Plus you can add A to that which everything promptly explodes if it hasn't already.

But will the batteries provide enough energy to pay for the food?

Warm, liquid goo phase complete...