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realtor won't even show a home without all money being in place
2012 Sep 6, 7:29am 1,224 views 4 comments
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Was that suppose to be helpful or just an agreement with the realtor to go away?
Tenpoundbass
2012 Sep 6, 9:27am
Was that suppose to be helpful or just an agreement with the realtor to go away?
NO it was in reference to "Storage Wars" one of the assholes that shows up with a big rig, and with his tag line... "Yuuuuuuuup!" Painted in big letter across his truck. Which is also his auction call.
This son of a bitch, bids everything up high for lockers packed full of crap he has no intention of buying. So all of the suckers, that end up winning those over priced storage units are dead ass broke by time they get around to the storage lockers with the good stuff.
I mention him, because that's pretty much how the system is rigged. And it's rigged like this because assholes like him don't find him self in a special corner of the storage lot, bludgeon by a lead pipe, belly up to the sky.
You're supposed to go through the FHA channels, and pay at least 175K for a house, and the banks take the good stuff, and take a toilet out of the extra bathroom, so it wont conform to an FHA loan. They then are free to sell those houses to these cash paying investors/partners for 40K, and of course a toilet only cost $300 for a fancy one, not even the 40K worth of work they told TARP oversight folks that were poking around, drinking up their good 12 year old Scotch back at the office.
he said there is nothing in my price range except short sales and foreclosures and those are going to cash buyers and multiple bids
He said without approval for a loan and all money in place no one will take me series
he said I missed the boat
Come back when I have all papers and money
One foreclosure I looked at the outside and it needs $40,000 of work and is probably worth only $40,000 to start with - he said that is not the case for anything in this neighborhood - the house looks like it has not been updated for 20 years
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