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^^^^

I'm not sure where that caption came from. I'm just posting the clip from YouTube.

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Lionel Hutz: Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.

Marge: Well, like we say, the right house for the right person.

Lionel Hutz: Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. "The right house" is the house that's for sale; the "right person" is anyone.

Marge: But all I did was tell the truth.

Lionel Hutz: Of course you did. But there's "the truth" (shakes head) and "the truth." (smiles wide) Let me show you.

Marge: It's awfully small.

Lionel Hutz: I'd say it's awfully "cozy."

Marge: That's dilapidated.

Lionel Hutz: Rustic.

Marge: That house is on fire!

Lionel Hutz: "Motivated seller".

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Ah, bless The Simpsons! They figured this out by 1997.

And so it goes......

rfsanders says

Marge: That house is on fire!

Lionel Hutz: "Motivated seller".

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Ah, bless The Simpsons! They figured this out by 1997.

Do you have a youtube link for that one?

"And here you can put your Jacuzzi!" pointing to a compost heap.

justme says

rfsanders says

Marge: That house is on fire!

Lionel Hutz: "Motivated seller".

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Ah, bless The Simpsons! They figured this out by 1997.

Do you have a youtube link for that one?

There is already a video included in the original post, so I don't see what you are missing. Or you can do an internet search for "Red Blazer Realty"

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Blazer_Realty

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realty_Bites

zzyzzx says

There is already a video included in the original post, so I don't see what you are missing.

The clip is only 10sec and does not contain the dialog I was referring to, that is why I asked.