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GMOs were invented by a committee of Hitler, Stalin, and Charles Manson


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2013 Apr 7, 7:38am   16,861 views  46 comments

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GMOs are so lethal, that if you touch an ear of corn you will instantly die. When they fed soybeans to guinea pigs, the guinea pigs went out and bought guns, then committed hate crimes before spontaneously combusting. In fact, even saying the word 'GMO' out loud will cause you to suffer a gruesome, agonizing death. GMO crops have been known to grow legs, walk over to neighboring farms, and force the farmers to sign Monsato loyalty oaths at gunpoint.

I don't need any scientific evidence to back this up because science is evil and wrong.

The only cure for GMO exposure is to smoke 10 joints a day for the rest of your life.

#crime

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45   Homeboy   2013 Apr 11, 5:25am  

Vicente says

No, I thought I was explicit. Vast majority of Americans look at 2 things

How much is it?

Do I want corn?

You could put IDENTICAL corn in bins right next to each other. $0.99 (GMO), $0.99 (unlabelled) $1.00 (organic). I'd wager you'd see the 2 cheaper corn sell out equal rates, and the more expensive corn less so. *I* want the labelling but I realize I'm a minority. Nobody in my office which is 18 people could give a fuck about organic foods, and I allegedly live in Granola-head country.

Well that's awfully nice of you to decide FOR farmers that slapping confusing labels on their products isn't going to hurt sales, or result in additional costs, or lead to lawsuits. If that were actually true, then none of this would even be an issue. Of course it's not true. So far, the majority of Californians haven't succumb to this lunacy, and voted the measure down.

As for your example of regular corn selling better than "organic" corn, that might be true, but not for the reason you think. Many people don't care about "organics" because they know it's just a bunch of hype. I've read articles that say "organic" food isn't any better for you than regular food. So yes, I would buy what's cheaper. I would pay more for something I think is WORTH more, but I'm not going to pay more for nothing.

And I think the fact that you brought it up is very telling. You (and other organic proponents) say you just want to have "choices", but everything you say and do shows your belief that organic is "better", and your attempts to prosthelytize to that end. The organics industry is making huge amounts of money right now, and are very motivated to smear the competition. They have already succeeded in making "GMO" a dirty word, and now they want to slap that dirty word all over their competitors' products.

46   Homeboy   2013 Apr 11, 5:42am  

zzyzzx says

I'm pretty sure that Mao and Pol Pot were in the committee as well.

Also Professor Moriarty, Jack the Ripper, and Evil Lincoln.

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