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GMOs were invented by a committee of Hitler, Stalin, and Charles Manson
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2013 Apr 7, 7:38am 16,858 views 46 comments
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Homeboy
2013 Apr 11, 5:42am
Homeboy
2013 Apr 11, 5:42am
I'm pretty sure that Mao and Pol Pot were in the committee as well.
Also Professor Moriarty, Jack the Ripper, and Evil Lincoln.
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GMOs are so lethal, that if you touch an ear of corn you will instantly die. When they fed soybeans to guinea pigs, the guinea pigs went out and bought guns, then committed hate crimes before spontaneously combusting. In fact, even saying the word 'GMO' out loud will cause you to suffer a gruesome, agonizing death. GMO crops have been known to grow legs, walk over to neighboring farms, and force the farmers to sign Monsato loyalty oaths at gunpoint.
I don't need any scientific evidence to back this up because science is evil and wrong.
The only cure for GMO exposure is to smoke 10 joints a day for the rest of your life.
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