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McDonalds Customer Making His Own Special Sauce In The Drive Thru
2013 Oct 8, 2:16am 867 views 7 comments
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Ceffer
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2013 Oct 8, 5:27am
They must have been advertising the Blue Ball special.
Employees have to provide additional services so they can afford Obamacare premiums.
Dan8267
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2013 Oct 8, 7:18am
a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man
He wasn't pantless. His pants were just pulled up so far they looked like his shirt.
Unfortunately, this kind of crap happens all the time in Florida. The old men down here are like frat boys looking for one night stands. The old women are ubersluts trying to do any man that is still moving or at least not cold yet, an effect of there being way more old women than men. AIDS and other STDS are spreading quickest in the elderly population. It's like when they hit 65, they enter a second adolescence with none of the responsibilities. Many of them say, we can't get pregnant and we can die at any time, so why not screw everything that walks. Ewwww.
Obligatory:
You find a lot of these articles. I'm just wondering what your Google search history is like.
freak80
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2013 Oct 13, 1:03pm
I'm just wondering what your Google search history is like.
Call up the NSA and see what they can find out.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-687432
Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him
After picking up food from a McDonald's drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.
Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald's when the cashier “turned to him to give him his change.” At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself.
Clemons then allegedly “grabbed the cashier's hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle,” according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911.
Seen in the above mug shot, Clemons was later apprehended at a nearby gas station. While still pantsless, he had draped a t-shirt over his lap.
Free on $500 bail, Clemons is scheduled to be arraigned October 9 on a misdemeanor battery charge.