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Rapper Cuts Off Penis then Attempts Suicide
2014 Apr 17, 3:17am 3,019 views 13 comments
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Ceffer
2014 Apr 17, 4:02am
After taking a potent combination of PCP, meth, ecstasy and levitra, his writhing organ gave him no rest. Seized by madness, Satan and belly twirling depraved rock and rap, he chopped it off.
Upon being dismembered, the organ continued to twitch like a lizard's tail and raped eight underage groupies all by itself.
He is now facing joint and several liability. Or is it severed joint liability? I guess they will have to re-write the law for him.
I think the guy in Africa who let the hyena eat off his junk, still wins....
Ceffer
2014 Apr 17, 7:07am
He thought he had a good severance package in his contract, but thought it meant severing his package.
marcus
2014 Apr 17, 7:22am
I read that an attempt to reattach his penis failed.
Just a wild guess,...that drugs were involved. Either that or he didn't do it to himself.
Remember Lorena Babbit ?
Ceffer
2014 Apr 17, 12:27pm
Obamacare only pays to have amputated penises reattached at the forehead.
Damn sight better than a ghastly tattoo, anyway, and the ladies always know that you are happy to see them!
indigenous
2014 Apr 17, 12:44pm
In a related story, How do you manage to get fired on the first day in a Winnie the Pooh costume?
By putting your costume pants on backwards!
Ceffer
2014 Apr 17, 12:47pm
Who wouldn't rather be "Winnie the John Holmes" than "Winnie the Pooh"?
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http://radio.com/2014/04/16/wu-tang-clan-affiliated-rapper-cuts-off-penis-attempts-suicide/
Andre Johnson, a Los Angeles-based rapper affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan, is critically injured after jumping off a two-story balcony in what appears to be a suicide attempt after reportedly cutting off his own penis.
According to TMZ, Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, was found by law enforcement on the sidewalk outside a North Hollywood apartment at around 1 a.m. early this morning (April 16). He was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center upon his discovery.
Johnson is a part of Northstar, a hip-hop duo that was discovered by Wu-Tang Clan's RZA in 1998. RZA, under the moniker Bobby Digital, produced the group's debut album Bobby Digital Presents Northstar in 2003. Multiple subsequent albums have followed.
Andre Johnson, a Los Angeles-based rapper affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan, is critically injured after jumping off a two-story balcony in what appears to be a suicide attempt after reportedly cutting off his own penis.
According to TMZ, Johnson, aka Christ Bearer, was found by law enforcement on the sidewalk outside a North Hollywood apartment at around 1 a.m. early this morning (April 16). He was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center upon his discovery.
Johnson is a part of Northstar, a hip-hop duo that was discovered by Wu-Tang Clan's RZA in 1998. RZA, under the moniker Bobby Digital, produced the group's debut album Bobby Digital Presents Northstar in 2003. Multiple subsequent albums have followed.
Just yesterday, Christ Bearer released a new music video with Rugged Monk for "OOOH!â€
Wu-Tang Clan has not yet referenced the status of their fallen affiliate. There's also no word on whether or not doctors have attempted to reattach his penis.