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Hook Up Truck Hits The Street Offering Haven For Casual, Safe Sex
2014 May 2, 1:19am 943 views 6 comments
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Ceffer
2014 May 2, 2:53am
That's a great idea, your date doesn't have to put one of her feet in the Yugo's glove compartment any more.
“You have to be nice, and cool,†Yeah, nothing says "cool magnet" like a truck designed for promiscuous, random sexual intercourse rolling around the streets of San Francisco. It'll attract only the best.
Ceffer
2014 May 2, 3:51am
Do they allow you to dismember Realtors in this thing during down times? That would be even better than sex.
zzyzzx
2014 May 2, 4:07am
Do they allow you to dismember Realtors in this thing during down times? That would be even better than sex.
You can have sex with the realtor, then dismember it.
Strategist
2014 May 2, 4:55am
Do they allow you to dismember Realtors in this thing during down times? That would be even better than sex.
You can have sex with the realtor, then dismember it.
If you're really into it you could dismember the body first and then have sex with it.
Ceffer
2014 May 2, 5:11am
Of course, they don't tell you they offer steep discounts for the live streaming internet video feeds.
"Har, Har, look 'at this bozo, screwing a chicken in the sex truck!"
Of course, they don't tell you they offer steep discounts for the live
streaming internet video feeds.
"Har, Har, look 'at this bozo, screwing a chicken in the sex
truck!"
Ah, ah, ah - no hate. He was born this way. You need to embrace diversity. And that's getting pretty diverse.
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http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/05/01/hook-up-truck-hits-the-street-offering-haven-for-casual-safe-sex/
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) — The Hook-Up truck – a conceptual “art” installation consisting of a box truck converted to a sex suite on wheels, including temperature controls, birth control, safe sex accouterments, and a camera option, in case you and yours decide to make the escapade a YouTube sensation, is finally open for service the weekend of May 2nd and 3rd.
The “Hook-Up Truck” is the brainchild of artist Spy Emerson. According to their website, the box truck is a car service, like a mobile hotel room, available for short-term rentals.
“The room is designed with cleanliness in mind. I've created a very minimalist room. Everything is wiped down and cleaned before and after every person. It's probably cleaner than the BART or any public toilet you've used.”
Instead, there's a custom-built metal-and-wood bench covered with vinyl, which is stain-resistant.
“Instead of a traditional bed – which is bedding and absorbent – this is a bench, in the shape of a ‘C', and designed to facilitate positioning for the average-sized bodies,” Emerson said.
“This is a game for adults who want to play with sex,” says Emerson. “You have to be nice, and cool,” she said, adding “No Drunks!, but everyone is welcome to join us. There will be a party going on all the time!”
Saturday, from 6-9 p.m., it will be in Oakland's Uptown neighborhood for the Art Murmur, before heading to San Francisco's Mission District where Emerson will be on the air with Radio Valencia at 10 p.m.
Street musicians are scheduled to stop by, possibly to serenade the “sexcapaders.”
On Sunday, it returns to Oakland for a party at NIMBY on Amelia Street from 5-9 p.m.
The truck also can be reserved through mobile dating apps “for immediate dispatch.” It can also be pre-booked for festivals, weddings, or holiday parties. Users of the truck must be at least 21 and registered with the service online.