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It will, of course, be a dumbed down version.

The new ad campaign, "You'll only be half mast limpie, but she knows your heart is in the right place. She can see it throb."

"With a little glazing compound, you will be in action, and you don't have to worry about erections lasting more than four hours."

"It hurts, but that special lady could never tell the difference, anyway."

I wonder if it's going to be a hard sell.

Is there going to be a generic brand, causing some stiff competition, or Cialis going to be the only option?

They are flogging it already, so there must be some circulation potential.

I don't think they would beat a dead horse.

The product placement could only be ruined by a deflationary spiral.

If I see one more commercial with Green Onions playing over a collage of middle aged men driving pickup trucks, and motorcycles, while that guy gives the pep talk about "Getting it done", I swear I can't be held responsible for what I might do.

$25 a pill? I had no idea they Phizer was engorging on this. Wow.

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Yeah the tub thing is weird.

Gee, those viagra/cialis etc. advertisement wives are such raging cock hounds.

In real life, after the ability to sell sex wanes, most of them would probably give up their rights to sex for the rest of their lives for a big piece of chocolate cake.

I heard that unexpected side effect of viagra sales was that the drug industry also wound up quintupling its sales of female headache remedies.