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CL
2014 Jun 3, 10:59pm
Maybe Alice let them out? Also, is Alice a human? Because then my theory would make more sense.
I have a 150lb neo mastiff. I used to cuss the roommates to high hell when id come home, and he'd be upstairs. "YOUS KNOW YOU GOTTA PUT HIM IN THE BASEMENT BEFORE YOU LEAVE"
Well, one day my routine took a hiccup, and instead of racing straight out the door for work after securing him in the basement, I doubled back to change shoes. I was tying them on my bed when he came and paid me a visit. What the???
Here this massive creature figured out how to stand on his hind legs at the top of the steps, and use his big mitts to turn the dorn knob, LOL.
I owed the roomies an apology, and learned then not to underestimate the ingenuity of a dog
rufita11
2014 Jun 4, 3:27am
My dog Howie the Dalmatian yawns on command and earns enough Google AdSense money to pay for his kibble some months ;p
Ceffer
2014 Jun 4, 3:38am
Dogs come with several built in commands: "beg" "fart" "hump leg" "pee" "sleep" "dump on the neighbor's lawn".
Anything else, the dog just has to be a genius.
Our dear dog Copernicus did something ingenious yesterday. While Tim Miller Construction was here installing a storm door in front of the kitchen door, Copernicus and Alice were secured in the master bedroom. I closed the sliding door connecting the master bedroom to the living room. I thought that all was well. Someway, some how, Copernicus opened the door. He and Alice came into the living room. I had to secure them while Tim and his son finished their work.