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Cat people have higher IQ, study says
2014 Jun 5, 3:52am 6,438 views 27 comments
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New Renter
2014 Jun 5, 6:58am
My dog is smarter than cat lovers.
And....my dog can beat up your cat.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Dog...snack... its all the same to kitty
Strategist
2014 Jun 5, 7:04am
My dog is smarter than cat lovers.
And....my dog can beat up your cat.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Dog...snack... its all the same to kitty
LOL. Trust you to come up with something like that.
You know your kitty can eat duck, don't you?
New Renter
2014 Jun 5, 8:53am
My dog is smarter than cat lovers.
And....my dog can beat up your cat.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Dog...snack... its all the same to kitty
LOL. Trust you to come up with something like that.
You know your kitty can eat duck, don't you?
Yes. It just makes our relationship that much more interesting. You should see the looks we get walking down the street.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Jun 5, 9:24am
Anyone that will clean a container of shit as they affectionately call the entity responsible for such a mess, "Mr. Snuffles" isn't playing with a full bag of catnip.
Strategist
2014 Jun 5, 9:27am
If you adore both cats and dogs, is the IQ even higher?
I would say yes. If you are a vegetarian, even higher.
New Renter
2014 Jun 5, 9:32am
Anyone that will clean a container of shit as they affectionately call the entity responsible for such a mess, "Mr. Snuffles" isn't playing with a full bag of catnip.
So I take it you just turn your head while Rex takes a dump on the neighbor's lawn.
New Renter
2014 Jun 5, 9:33am
If you adore both cats and dogs, is the IQ even higher?
I would say yes. If you are a vegetarian, even higher.
And ducks. Those who adore ducks are the wisest of all!
Strategist
2014 Jun 5, 9:39am
Yeah, good luck with that.
Dog...snack... its all the same to kitty
LOL. Trust you to come up with something like that.
You know your kitty can eat duck, don't you?
Yes. It just makes our relationship that much more interesting. You should see the looks we get walking down the street.
I can imagine. Just make sure the nice kitty is fed first.
If there's anything we can draw from this study, it is that cat people are not, normal.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Strategist
2014 Jun 5, 9:56am
If there's anything we can draw from this study, it is that cat people are not, normal.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Course not. The guy above is a duck.
Anyone that will clean a container of shit as they affectionately call the entity responsible for such a mess, "Mr. Snuffles" isn't playing with a full bag of catnip.
I have a Cat Genie robotic litter box which scoops the poop, drains the pee, washes and sanitizes the plastic litter, blow dries the litter, pulverizes the waste, and flushes the mess down a toilet or laundry drain after detecting my cat doing his thing. We had some stoppages with the first generation unit before the hairball grinder retrofit, although the second generation model has always run flawlessly.
Some other people just let their kitties pollute the neighbors' gardens instead of dealing with the mess.
A few 1%ers use household staff.
Strategist
2014 Jun 5, 11:31am
Anyone that will clean a container of shit as they affectionately call the entity responsible for such a mess, "Mr. Snuffles" isn't playing with a full bag of catnip.
And how is that any different then changing the diaper of one of your kids??
Animal shit stinks less.
Ceffer
2014 Jun 6, 3:24am
Dog owners train their animals to kill.
Cat owners train their cats to be, well, cats.
Dog owners are acting out of a more primitive layer of cortex, no fine intelligence required.
New Renter
2014 Jun 6, 3:49am
If there's anything we can draw from this study, it is that cat people are not, normal.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Course not. The guy above is a duck.
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Never, ever mess with cat people!
Everyone knows that!
New Renter
2014 Jun 6, 3:56am
Dog owners train their animals to kill.
Cat owners train their cats to be, well, cats.
Dog owners are acting out of a more primitive layer of cortex, no fine intelligence required.
Some people do use big cats to hunt with:
Ancient Egyptians often kept cheetahs as pets, and also tamed and trained them for hunting. (But not domesticated i.e., bred under human control.) Cheetahs would be taken to hunting fields in low-sided carts or by horseback, hooded and blindfolded, and kept on leashes while dogs flushed out their prey. When the prey was near enough, the cheetahs would be released and their blindfolds removed. This tradition was passed on to the ancient Persians and brought to India, where the practice was continued by Indian princes into the twentieth century.
What's the IQ of Patnetters? Wait! IQ scores can't record in minus digits.
Y
2014 Jun 6, 4:19am
Cats like getting fucked in the ass by anything that moves....
I"ll stay with my dogs...thank you...
Strategist
2014 Jun 6, 4:51am
If there's anything we can draw from this study, it is that cat people are not, normal.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Course not. The guy above is a duck.
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Never, ever mess with cat people!
Everyone knows that!
I knew it the moment I saw the picture of your nice kitty.
New Renter
2014 Jun 6, 5:00am
Cats like getting fucked in the ass by anything that moves....
I"ll stay with my dogs...thank you...
Dogs do make for great family portraits.
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=30179963&nid=711&title=cat-people-have-higher-iq-study-says
SALT LAKE CITY — New research may have settled the age-old question: Which is better, cats or dogs?
According to a study by Carroll University's Denise Guastello, cat owners are more intelligent than dog owners.
The survey revealed cat and dog people have different personalities, which probably contribute to their choice of pet. Those with dogs tend to be outgoing and friendly — while cat people are introverted and more open-minded.
“It makes sense that a dog person is going to be more lively because they're going to want to be out there, outside, talking to people, bringing their dog,” Guastello said. “Whereas, if you're more introverted and sensitive, maybe you're more at home reading a book and your cat doesn't need to go outside for a walk.”
Some 600 students were surveyed, asked about their pet preference and their own personality traits. Cat lovers, the study said, tend to be non-conformists, and scored higher on the IQ portion of the test.
“Fewer people also said they were cat fans — 11 percent of the survey group, compared to 60 percent identifying as dog fans,” Time magazine said in a story about the study.