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US student is rescued from giant vagina in Germany


               
2014 Jun 24, 4:32am   2,969 views  13 comments

by zzyzzx   follow (9)  

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

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1   Ceffer   2014 Jun 24, 4:34am  

What a pussy.

2   RWSGFY   2014 Jun 24, 4:38am  

He was born again.

3   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jun 24, 4:45am  

Is that a sculpture of a mutilated vagina?

4   zzyzzx   2014 Jun 24, 4:50am  

I found a picture of the whole thing (not from article webpage):

5   Tenpoundbass   2014 Jun 24, 8:59am  

It looks more like a ripped asshole than any vadge I would want any part of.

It's not even attractive, it's more of a crevice, a bloody gorge has more sex appeal than that thing does, dud'n it, I mean look it. It bloody looks like poof did it, dud'n it then?

6   Y   2014 Jun 24, 9:15am  

Zimmerman's Innocent!

7   Ceffer   2014 Jun 24, 9:36am  

I want to see the guy who gets his dick stuck in it.

8   corntrollio   2014 Jun 24, 10:00am  

Ceffer says

I want to see the guy who gets his dick stuck in it.

There's a reason we call that guy "Coffee Can Joe."

9   Automan Empire   2014 Jun 24, 10:30am  

Damn kids nowadays want everything instantly!

Most people have to get married and wait a scale of decades to feel trapped by a stone cold vagina.

10   Strategist   2014 Jun 24, 11:19am  

Why does he want to be rescued when he can be in heaven for ever?

11   Strategist   2014 Jun 24, 2:08pm  

Call it Crazy says

Maybe he was trying to go back to where he came from....

Does this mean he is no longer a virgin?

12   Ceffer   2014 Jun 24, 4:42pm  

He's lucky it wasn't the sculpture's time of month, or he would have been in real trouble.

13   New Renter   2014 Jun 24, 10:59pm  

Didn't anyone think to bring some KY?

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