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Feminists Comfort Single Women


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2014 Jul 30, 5:44am   58,175 views  183 comments

by The Original Bankster   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

that's right ladies- don't you worry that men are never going to make a commitment to you in your entire life- you've got FEMINISM! No need to worry, don't you fret- it'll all turn out fine.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/GVuK44kWgxk

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lexi-herrick/things-better-than-a-boyfriend_b_5435700.html

Having a rock star career.
Queso Dip.
Happy Hour.
Getting to travel or move anywhere in the world without feeling guilty or restrained.
Harry Potter Marathon Weekends.
Any and everything related to Beyonce.
Chipotle.
Rolling up "squad deep" to parties and bars with your friends.
And then leaving equally squad deep to go get in yoga pants and laugh about every ridiculous escapade of the evening.
Netflix.
Re-reading The Fault in Our Stars 10 times.
Learning something new and unexpected that changes you for the better.
Singing obnoxiously in the car.
Wine.
Wine.
Knowing concretely that wine had to be said multiple times on this list.
Hanging out with your mom.
That miraculous moment when no one is really at the gym.
It's like, PRIVATE GYM, WHAT UP.
Pinterest.
Slipper socks.
Having some time by yourself to just stand outside and soak up the overwhelming joy that you're alive.
Nutella.
Gossip Girl.
Weekend sales.
Seriously, that crap can be half off.
The song "Problem" by Ariana Grande.
New shampoo.
French fries. If you tell yourself you don't have a deep passion for French fries, you're just lying to yourself.
Finding a new hobby or interest.
Actually having the time to dedicate to exploring that new hobby or interest.
Pitch Perfect.
Entire containers of Ben and Jerry's.
EOS lip balm.
Making a new best friend when you least expect it.
Waffles.
Movies with Ryan Gosling in them.
Concerts.
Taylor Swift girl power anthems.
Eating a home-cooked meal after you haven't eaten anything that wasn't frozen or packaged for too long.
Having a surplus of pillows.
Dancing like a diva.
Sleeping in.
Online shopping.
Understanding that half of these items are more comical than accurate and yet there is an underlying truth. What is the greatest part about not having a boyfriend? It's understanding that you do not require one to be complete. You should be happy with who you are on the inside, and content watching Netflix marathons and going out with friends. When the right guy comes around, he will. Until then, go blast some Beyonce ladies, being single is a beautiful thing.

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176   Strategist   2014 Aug 3, 11:34am  

The Original Bankster says

That is either a very ugly guy who looks like a woman, or a very ugly woman who looks like a guy. Can't figure it out.

177   MisdemeanorRebel   2014 Aug 3, 12:29pm  

Strategist says

That is either a very ugly guy who looks like a woman, or a very ugly woman who looks like a guy. Can't figure it out.

That's Andrea "All Heterosexual Intercourse is Rape" Dworkin.

She supposedly hooked her way through School as a Street Prostitute, if you believe that. Just before she died, she concocted a story about being raped in Paris (about the same age that appears in the photo) that even her friends didn't believe.

The ancients had a term "Hysterical" for this behavior.

178   Strategist   2014 Aug 3, 1:00pm  

thunderlips11 says

Strategist says

That is either a very ugly guy who looks like a woman, or a very ugly woman who looks like a guy. Can't figure it out.

That's Andrea "All Heterosexual Intercourse is Rape" Dworkin.

She supposedly hooked her way through School as a Street Prostitute, if you believe that. Just before she died, she concocted a story about being raped in Paris (about the same age that appears in the photo) that even her friends didn't believe.

The ancients had a term "Hysterical" for this behavior.

She is rape proof.

179   marcus   2014 Aug 4, 7:14am  

Funny that the Captain's big complaint about Obama is that he's "a media product," all PR. Maybe not even realizing that all Presidents since Kennedy have been marketed to us by Madison avenue. Most people trace this phenomenon back to the Nixon Kennedy TV debates, when everyone realized the power of TV and the importance of having a good presence on TV, but I would argue that that was just when it was taken to an even more commercial television focused level.

In any case, then here's CaptainSU arguing that the female republican politicians and pundits he sees on TV are hot.

180   anonymous   2014 Aug 4, 7:37am  

CaptainShuddup says

I prefer smaller tits, big breasted women are always complaining about their back. They are slow to fetch a beer, and tend let the house upkeep go.

Not if you pony up the money for good bra's

181   marcus   2014 Aug 4, 7:39am  

Ann Coulter may look transgender, but that doesn't mean that she is.

Besides, so what if she is ?

182   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 4, 7:55am  

marcus says

Besides, so what if she is ?

Are you asking for clarity to my previous loaded statement?

I think I'll let it sit on it's own. Because it really shows how our political party are all the same entity it's all the same cross dressing queer, that thinks abortion is baby killing, and drilling for Oil and bullets will shield us from the ailments in the rest of the world, if the Global warming doesn't kill us first.

Meanwhile back in the unemployment line.

183   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 4, 8:02am  

If Ann Coulter is in Andy Coulter in Drag, then He should be fast tracked to the president of the United States. No election and let's not even wait a year.
Who would be a better person to represent America and all our views than a self loathing Liberal transgender, towing the line for Conservative causes?

All hail to the Chief.

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