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I think that the guy in the upper-right corner might have a strong opinion on that.

Well this certainly explains Dan's obsession with assless chaps movies.

Dan want's us to lash out at him and show our ignorant intolerant side.

Dan you can be as freaky as you want, just keep it in the fairway.

I think I know who's fault the quiet sex is.

Dan8267 says

I think that the guy in the upper-right corner might have a strong opinion on that.

LOL......EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ...LOL

I'm learning things about Dan I never imagined. Does "8267" stand for for the skeletons in his closet?

I wonder if this was the neighbor in question??

lostand confused says

I wonder if this was the neighbor in question??

OMG, she looks almost exactly like a dancer I had up in Montreal! Same t*ts and hip gyration. Thanks for the reminding me!

lostand confused says

I wonder if this was the neighbor in question??

Your'e all confused Lotsand. This is what Dan said...Dan8267 says

I think zzyzzx left this note on my door

So unless Dan is that hot girl above, Dan must have had a hot guy he was having sex with, and if Zzyzzx wrote that note, he was enjoying listening in.
I can only hope what happens on Patnet, stays on Patnet.

Here you guys are worried about Dan and all I'm thinking about are those gal's hips moving.

Dan8267 says

Haha. When my daughter was in elementary school in La Verne, this was the neighboring elementary school.

Strategist says

So unless Dan

Dude, the thing about humor, is that you aren't suppose to take it so seriously. It's a joke, not a mystery novel.

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

So unless Dan

Dude, the thing about humor, is that you aren't suppose to take it so seriously. It's a joke, not a mystery novel.

No Dan, I was trying to spice it up for you. We know you aren't that hot gal.
If you were and called yourself Dan, I would cry.

Strategist says

that hot gal

...is Kate Upton, a famous supermodel. Here's some jack-off material for y'all. Enjoy.

Why do you do this to me Dan?